*the heart finished cooking and the stove and pan appeared and i took a bite of the heart*
*you vomit because it’s covered in Worm Mucus*
who says i find that gross? im eating a (i think human) heart
34 damage kind of implies that it's gross
*what kind of damage*
Poison.
Rather disgusting.
*Are we indulging in more cannibalism?*
*Recall that those who eat their fellows will be severely punished!Toodle-oo!*
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They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them that they didn't understand life. Yes, I know I was wrong. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. |------extended sig------|
Can we stop with the organ-eating? It’s gone from a joke to a bit freakish at this point.
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They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them that they didn't understand life. Yes, I know I was wrong. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. |------extended sig------|
Can we stop with the organ-eating? It’s gone from a joke to a bit freakish at this point.
A DECREE HAS BEEN LEVIED: THE CONSUMPTION OF INTELLIGENT BEINGS' OFFAL HAS BEEN DEEMED UNFIT FOR CONVERSATION IN THIS SPACE.
THOSE WHO DEFY THIS DECREE WILL BE SENT TO THE SLOPHOUSE, WHERE THEY WILL BECOME TRADWIVES FOR THE CORPORATION.
uhhhhh…okay?
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They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them that they didn't understand life. Yes, I know I was wrong. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. |------extended sig------|
They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them that they didn't understand life. Yes, I know I was wrong. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. |------extended sig------|
Can any of u post this on the dandys world fandom?:
Squirm can, if using their ability, three instructions, the blue bandana, the machine manual, and boosted by Shelly (+100x2+50x3+5+7.5), gain a 362.5% bonus, totaling a score of 23.125 in extraction speed, or about x4.5 (4.625) to extraction speed. That means that, since 5 extraction means 30 seconds, if my math is correct, assuming they are horrible at getting the timing correct (30 divide 4.625), they get to finish one machine in 6.4864 (864 forever repeating) seconds, and if they get any timing correct, they can finish two machines in close proximity, before the timer (of about 10 seconds for all of these) runs out. They would need to first get Shelly bonused, eat the book, read the instructions and then do the two machines.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
Yooooo anyone wanna rp on my warrior cats thing? uwu
or just roleplay anywhere
or help me plan a webcomic or card trading game!
you do TCG?
Uhmmmmmm no
I just wanted an excuse to make a game and draw some characters! Also make some lore.
I don’t think MTG counts.
Wait, you play MTG?
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They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them that they didn't understand life. Yes, I know I was wrong. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds. |------extended sig------|
40 damage kind of implies that it's gross
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*what kind of damage*
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Poison.
Rather disgusting.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Are we indulging in more cannibalism?*
*Recall that those who eat their fellows will be severely punished! Toodle-oo!*
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them that they didn't understand life.
Yes, I know I was wrong.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.
|------extended sig------|
perfect. im immune to poison and acid (if via consumption) im also immune to necrotic because of my patron
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
i hope you realize i COULD eat the organs raw, i just dont. makes them taste even better if they are cooked
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Can we stop with the organ-eating? It’s gone from a joke to a bit freakish at this point.
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them that they didn't understand life.
Yes, I know I was wrong.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.
|------extended sig------|
awwww :(
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
A DECREE HAS BEEN LEVIED: THE CONSUMPTION OF INTELLIGENT BEINGS' OFFAL HAS BEEN DEEMED UNFIT FOR CONVERSATION IN THIS SPACE.
THOSE WHO DEFY THIS DECREE WILL BE SENT TO THE SLOPHOUSE, WHERE THEY WILL BECOME TRADWIVES FOR THE CORPORATION.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
uhhhhh…okay?
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them that they didn't understand life.
Yes, I know I was wrong.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.
|------extended sig------|
soo... are limbs off limits?
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
…you know what, whatever
idc
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them that they didn't understand life.
Yes, I know I was wrong.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.
|------extended sig------|
(are you genuinely annoyed? if so i'll stop)
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Yooooo anyone wanna rp on my warrior cats thing? uwu
or just roleplay anywhere
or help me plan a webcomic or card trading game!
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend. Freak.
I LOVE THE DRAGON PRINCE
need pokemon… need pokemon so bad… PSYDUCK!!!
*shakes frilly apron at you menacingly*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
you do TCG?
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
Uhmmmmmm no
I just wanted an excuse to make a game and draw some characters! Also make some lore.
I don’t think MTG counts.
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend. Freak.
I LOVE THE DRAGON PRINCE
need pokemon… need pokemon so bad… PSYDUCK!!!
Can any of u post this on the dandys world fandom?:
Squirm can, if using their ability, three instructions, the blue bandana, the machine manual, and boosted by Shelly (+100x2+50x3+5+7.5), gain a 362.5% bonus, totaling a score of 23.125 in extraction speed, or about x4.5 (4.625) to extraction speed. That means that, since 5 extraction means 30 seconds, if my math is correct, assuming they are horrible at getting the timing correct (30 divide 4.625), they get to finish one machine in 6.4864 (864 forever repeating) seconds, and if they get any timing correct, they can finish two machines in close proximity, before the timer (of about 10 seconds for all of these) runs out. They would need to first get Shelly bonused, eat the book, read the instructions and then do the two machines.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
Wait, you play MTG?
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them that they didn't understand life.
Yes, I know I was wrong.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.
|------extended sig------|
hey, i play MTG!
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO