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Squirm can, if using their ability, three instructions, the blue bandana, the machine manual, and boosted by Shelly (+100x2+50x3+5+7.5), gain a 362.5% bonus, totaling a score of 23.125 in extraction speed, or about x4.5 (4.625) to extraction speed. That means that, since 5 extraction means 30 seconds, if my math is correct, assuming they are horrible at getting the timing correct (30 divide 4.625), they get to finish one machine in 6.4864 (864 forever repeating) seconds, and if they get any timing correct, they can finish two machines in close proximity, before the timer (of about 10 seconds for all of these) runs out. They would need to first get Shelly bonused, eat the book, read the instructions and then do the two machines.
who says i find that gross? im eating a (i think human) heart
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34 damage kind of implies that it's gross
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*what kind of damage*
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Poison.
Rather disgusting.
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*Are we indulging in more cannibalism?*
*Recall that those who eat their fellows will be severely punished! Toodle-oo!*
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perfect. im immune to poison and acid (if via consumption) im also immune to necrotic because of my patron
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Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
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i hope you realize i COULD eat the organs raw, i just dont. makes them taste even better if they are cooked
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Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
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Can we stop with the organ-eating? It’s gone from a joke to a bit freakish at this point.
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awwww :(
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uhhhhh…okay?
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soo... are limbs off limits?
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…you know what, whatever
idc
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(are you genuinely annoyed? if so i'll stop)
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
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Yooooo anyone wanna rp on my warrior cats thing? uwu
or just roleplay anywhere
or help me plan a webcomic or card trading game!
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you do TCG?
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Uhmmmmmm no
I just wanted an excuse to make a game and draw some characters! Also make some lore.
I don’t think MTG counts.
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Can any of u post this on the dandys world fandom?:
Squirm can, if using their ability, three instructions, the blue bandana, the machine manual, and boosted by Shelly (+100x2+50x3+5+7.5), gain a 362.5% bonus, totaling a score of 23.125 in extraction speed, or about x4.5 (4.625) to extraction speed. That means that, since 5 extraction means 30 seconds, if my math is correct, assuming they are horrible at getting the timing correct (30 divide 4.625), they get to finish one machine in 6.4864 (864 forever repeating) seconds, and if they get any timing correct, they can finish two machines in close proximity, before the timer (of about 10 seconds for all of these) runs out. They would need to first get Shelly bonused, eat the book, read the instructions and then do the two machines.
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Wait, you play MTG?
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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