Character Idea: Spoiled Noble who loves food, but is just starting on his journey of learning to actually make it. His powers have nothing to do with cuisine, it's just his obsession.
Not a chef, but an idiot ready to hack and slash for his voracious appetite.
Maybe with some physical changes due to his unwary consumption? "Hey, guys, I've heard that zombie flesh is tasty!"
“Did you know that beholder spleen contains copious amounts of vitamin B?”
”NO IT DOESNT STOP LYING”
”you haven’t even tried it!”
”…have you?”
”…”
“…”
*dies*
"Gelatinous cubes are the new Jell-O!"
“It’s black pudding…sooo…what flavor would that be?”
*chewing*
“BLEEEEEHHHKKKH OH GOS THATS HORRIBLE”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*With the AllSpark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward. A new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage. And though we are worlds apart. Like us, there's more to them... than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime. And I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We... are waiting.*
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He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
“You pathetic mortals make me ill You sow corruption, harvest filth But it’ll never make you whole I’ll rip and bite until I’m filled All your Dreamers must be killed To evolve our feeble souls”
(context: Dreamers are embodiments of pure positive emotions. Usually not "good guys" by human standards, though.)
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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“It’s black pudding…sooo…what flavor would that be?”
*chewing*
“BLEEEEEHHHKKKH OH GOS THATS HORRIBLE”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I dyed my hair yellow, red and orange
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Colouors
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Yeah!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
e
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
E
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
E
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
E
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
E
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
E
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
F
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
E
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Hi!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Become Whimsical
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Becomes whimsical*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*denys*
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
*With the AllSpark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward. A new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage. And though we are worlds apart. Like us, there's more to them... than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime. And I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We... are waiting.*
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
Hi
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“You pathetic mortals make me ill
You sow corruption, harvest filth
But it’ll never make you whole
I’ll rip and bite until I’m filled
All your Dreamers must be killed
To evolve our feeble souls”
(context: Dreamers are embodiments of pure positive emotions. Usually not "good guys" by human standards, though.)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels