Hello, all! This pyromaniacal ghost had an opportunity to flicker back into view for a moment!
Got a moment to post, but my privacy will probably be invaded in a moment, because, uh... my siblings have little respect. Oh well.
How's everyone been?
People are angry, and it's not my fault
...I mean, it normally isn't your fault, considering you are one soul of billions, so logically the chances of you being the cause of anger for people in general are quite low.
I once had a campaign right now the initial Lunchly controversy and this is how it went
The players were a 10 year old turned squirrel, a straight up evil wizard, a teifling warlock, and a druid
Prelude: the market
My players met up in a medieval grocery store. The squirrel was attempting to steal numerous amounts of nuts. Just then an old lady comes bursting through and say "You young lads shall save the key to music!" they recognize this being their quest, and so they set out on freeing the key to music... but before killing a security guard, a witnessing group of five children, and then another security guard who saw the whole thing.
Mission 1: thick of it
They travel through caves killing enemies left and right until they find KSI. KSI's mechanic is that he had no initiative, but we were playing Thick of It in the background and every time KSI said "I'm in the thick of it" it would be his turn. Because of just how lucky my players were, they killed him with ease and freed the key to music.
Mission 2: ...I have made a continuous lapse of my judgment
We must now, as enemies of the Lunchly brand, kill Logan Paul, also the grandma orders us to find her boyfriend, the Lorax. We go where Logan Paul always goes: the forest. They find a hut but nothing was inside. Because a few players hadn't showed up for a few sessions, we said they were sleeping, and in this session, they were kidnapped while sleeping. Through a combination of stealth and the Warlock's spells, we saved our friends! We go on to fight Logan Paul, who throws drippy cheese and Lunchly into the player's mouths, poisoning them. We kill Logan Paul, free the Lorax, and now the squirrel has obtained an amulet which he can use to swap between human and squirrel
Interlude: the dojo
My players wanted to multi class so I sent them to a dojo where they can hone their skills. Midway through, Lunchly hired bandits showed up and the players with their new classes killed them. With Lunchly being a threat we couldn't ignore, we had to defeat the final Lunchly partner
Mr. (GP)ing Beast
Mission 3: Mr.Beast(?)
The party was supposed to go to Beast Tower to fight Jimmy Beast but due to certain circumstances I was unable to show up for the sessions in which we would've fought through the tower, I just hope that they finished their campaign with my substitute, if one of them even substituted at all. We did make it through Beast Tower enough to kill Ava Chris Tyson tho.
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Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
As opposed to being an empty void? Last I checked, that was the most popular alternative.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
People are angry, and it's not my fault
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
...I mean, it normally isn't your fault, considering you are one soul of billions, so logically the chances of you being the cause of anger for people in general are quite low.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Okay, bye, privacy invaders incoming...
Y'all have fun!
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Bye Golden! Was busy creating a thread, missed this? :(
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I absolutely love Korean mythology, so if you want to talk about that, feel free to!
I once had a campaign right now the initial Lunchly controversy and this is how it went
The players were a 10 year old turned squirrel, a straight up evil wizard, a teifling warlock, and a druid
Prelude: the market
My players met up in a medieval grocery store. The squirrel was attempting to steal numerous amounts of nuts. Just then an old lady comes bursting through and say "You young lads shall save the key to music!" they recognize this being their quest, and so they set out on freeing the key to music... but before killing a security guard, a witnessing group of five children, and then another security guard who saw the whole thing.
Mission 1: thick of it
They travel through caves killing enemies left and right until they find KSI. KSI's mechanic is that he had no initiative, but we were playing Thick of It in the background and every time KSI said "I'm in the thick of it" it would be his turn. Because of just how lucky my players were, they killed him with ease and freed the key to music.
Mission 2: ...I have made a continuous lapse of my judgment
We must now, as enemies of the Lunchly brand, kill Logan Paul, also the grandma orders us to find her boyfriend, the Lorax. We go where Logan Paul always goes: the forest. They find a hut but nothing was inside. Because a few players hadn't showed up for a few sessions, we said they were sleeping, and in this session, they were kidnapped while sleeping. Through a combination of stealth and the Warlock's spells, we saved our friends! We go on to fight Logan Paul, who throws drippy cheese and Lunchly into the player's mouths, poisoning them. We kill Logan Paul, free the Lorax, and now the squirrel has obtained an amulet which he can use to swap between human and squirrel
Interlude: the dojo
My players wanted to multi class so I sent them to a dojo where they can hone their skills. Midway through, Lunchly hired bandits showed up and the players with their new classes killed them. With Lunchly being a threat we couldn't ignore, we had to defeat the final Lunchly partner
Mr. (GP)ing Beast
Mission 3: Mr.Beast(?)
The party was supposed to go to Beast Tower to fight Jimmy Beast but due to certain circumstances I was unable to show up for the sessions in which we would've fought through the tower, I just hope that they finished their campaign with my substitute, if one of them even substituted at all. We did make it through Beast Tower enough to kill Ava Chris Tyson tho.
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
Inferniak's followers
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/237064-cult-of-inferniak
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player
He/Him when I find you, your pronouns will be was/were (/j... or is it?)
This is the most ridiculous campaign idea I’ve ever heard of. I love it!
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I absolutely love Korean mythology, so if you want to talk about that, feel free to!