Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
68%
WRONG! *rips out your soul*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
And who would this soul be going to, my lovely warlock?
You, of course!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What am I waiting for? 38%?
ALSO WRONG! *yoinks your soul*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(My body works on creative energy, intelligence, charisma, hollowness, and loneliness and a tiny speck of self worth/soul.)
NOPE! *grabs your soul by the hair and tears it out*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
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STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.
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STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
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Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Another one for Agate.
”along the shore, the cloud waves break. Twin suns sink behind the lake. Shadows lengthen in Carcosa.”
anybody think this could work as a thread? i don't wanna do it if not.
i would prolly make a random card generator. to simulate card packs. and some way to earn those card packs.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
I don’t thing a card game would work well as a thread
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
Let's play a little game. The name of said game is: Guess my Battery Percentage!
Here's the rules: If you correctly guess the current battery percentage of my phone, you get a share of my hoard! If not, I GET YOUR SOUL
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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68%
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
And who would this soul be going to, my lovely warlock?
WRONG! *rips out your soul*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You, of course!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Your body is destroyed by my excessive consumption of weapons-grade neptunium.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What am I waiting for? 38%?
It’s not like I have much of a soul anyways. 1%
(My body works on creative energy, intelligence, charisma, hollowness, and loneliness and a tiny speck of self worth/soul.)
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
ALSO WRONG! *yoinks your soul*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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100% or less
hand over the hoard. Again.
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
NOPE! *grabs your soul by the hair and tears it out*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Doesn't count. Your answer has to be a single number, not multiple.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Imma stop you right there. Such rules were never specified in the original agreement. Therefore, my answer is completely valid. And there’s no changing the rules now, as that would create unfair rates, which is illegal. Hand it over. Again.
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
psst, Agate, you never mentioned how much of your hoard you would give.
Let me think for a minute... NO.
(Also, I said a share. So even if your answer was valid (which it's not) you still don't get the whole hoard.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Again. This is, technically, linguistically, what you agreed to. I may not be a fey, but I do think I inherited the mastery of deals, agreements and trades from my ancestors.
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!