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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 "by the way longfoot is the boss here. I personally just call him Joenth."

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 "by the way longfoot is the boss here. I personally just call him Joenth."

“You have earned that right. Newcomers would do well to be respectful. Just to be safe.”

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

An elven child is here, and he appears to be very lost. He is wearing tattered trousers and a grimy cloak, and he smells kinda bad. His eyes dart around the walls, curious but also obviously scared

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

*Spirathiscope. This is awesome jobah! Gotta get a char here*

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

“An empty threat.”

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

“An empty threat.”

 "Whatever, just give them the tour without scarring them. mentally or physically."

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

“An empty threat.”

 "Whatever, just give them the tour without scarring them. mentally or physically."

“The tour is the telling. It’s done. I outrank you, so lay off.”

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

“An empty threat.”

 "Whatever, just give them the tour without scarring them. mentally or physically."

“The tour is the telling. It’s done. I outrank you, so lay off.”

 "fine." he backs away "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room."

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

“You will be an excellent addition to the guild, madame.” Bonumis responds. “Enjoy your time here. May your wealth and wisdom increase.”

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

 he stops backpedaling "I've seen worse some of which Caan has done."

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

 he stops backpedaling "I've seen worse some of which Caan has done."

“mmm… not exactly. The zippers weren’t me.”

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

 he stops backpedaling "I've seen worse some of which Caan has done."

“mmm… not exactly. The zippers weren’t me.”

 "Rather not remember the zippers."

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

 he stops backpedaling "I've seen worse some of which Caan has done."

“mmm… not exactly. The zippers weren’t me.”

 "Rather not remember the zippers."

“Why? We went for ice cream after. Hiding all the vertically bisected carcasses was comparatively easy given the proximity to the docks. I thought it was a great day. Plus, when have we been back to Boston since then?”

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“The…what?” She looks as if she is about to faint.

A drow in a crisp black suit and silvery gauntlets steps up behind her. “Madame, you are now in the lair of a notorious and wealthy gang of criminals. Would you like the tour?”

 “Ah…yes of course” She appears to pull herself together a bit more

“This is the common room. Most interactions will likely be conducted here. To the left is the Lodgings, where most sleep. To the right is the Vault, where guild resources are kept. The Office is behind the stage. Don’t go there unless called.”

 “Lovely. And you are?”

“Bonumis Caan. Assistant and assassin of Lord Longfoot.”

 “So you help the person you are trying to assassinate? How does that work?” She says this with a mildly amused expression, as if knowing exactly what he means and purposely ignoring it.

Caan doesnt react. “I can fill your skull with glass while you sleep and replace your bones with the bones of your father and mother.”

 "Caan no killing the new people."

 “No it’s fine. I’ve been looking for my parents. They haven’t exactly been a presence in my life after i killed them. Good luck assembling the splintered bones. Good luck finding them too. Bombs tend to scatter parts to the wind.” She says this all in a deadpan voice, clearly not giving a (gp) about the threat.

 he stops backpedaling "I've seen worse some of which Caan has done."

“mmm… not exactly. The zippers weren’t me.”

 "Rather not remember the zippers."

“Why? We went for ice cream after. Hiding all the vertically bisected carcasses was comparatively easy given the proximity to the docks. I thought it was a great day. Plus, when have we been back to Boston since then?”

 “Thank you,” She smiles, showing off pointed teeth. “Those are some rather creative ways of death. Have you ever considered murdering them, removing the eyes and then sticking them in the mouth? Causes people to scream. Rather entertaining. You may call me Kingfisher, by the way. Telling you my actual name doesn’t really seem a good idea.”

*cut*

“Alright. Welcome to the Guild then.”