Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
"Oh that? deal with a fey."
"Hm. I have a deal with an archfey. It gives me my magic." Wysavaris summons a spectral dagger into his hand.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
She sees a tortle outside. He appears to be meditating, but opens an eye when the carriage pulls up.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
She sees a tortle outside. He appears to be meditating, but opens an eye when the carriage pulls up.
She smiles and waves to him when he opens his eye.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
a man with black hair and brown eyes appears in a flash. he looks incredibly tired. "Welcome to Vanderbilt. Say you remind me of another student here."
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
"Oh that? deal with a fey."
"Hm. I have a deal with an archfey. It gives me my magic." Wysavaris summons a spectral dagger into his hand.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
She sees a tortle outside. He appears to be meditating, but opens an eye when the carriage pulls up.
She smiles and waves to him when he opens his eye.
He waves back and gets up. She notices that he has a dragon head in profile carved into his shell, a sure sign he's from house Draco.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
"Oh that? deal with a fey."
"Hm. I have a deal with an archfey. It gives me my magic." Wysavaris summons a spectral dagger into his hand.
"Cool. what's your name?"
"Wysavaris Sinistra. Yours?"
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
a man with black hair and brown eyes appears in a flash. he looks incredibly tired. "Welcome to Vanderbilt. Say you remind me of another student here."
She smiles at him. “Thank you! I don’t know anybody here yet… I don’t think. Who do I remind you of? And you look exhausted!”
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
She sees a tortle outside. He appears to be meditating, but opens an eye when the carriage pulls up.
She smiles and waves to him when he opens his eye.
He waves back and gets up. She notices that he has a dragon head in profile carved into his shell, a sure sign he's from house Draco.
She comes over to him. “Fascinating! You must be from House Draco. I’m Serafina, from House Ionescu.” She points to the tattoo on her shoulder
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
"Oh that? deal with a fey."
"Hm. I have a deal with an archfey. It gives me my magic." Wysavaris summons a spectral dagger into his hand.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
She sees a tortle outside. He appears to be meditating, but opens an eye when the carriage pulls up.
She smiles and waves to him when he opens his eye.
He waves back and gets up. She notices that he has a dragon head in profile carved into his shell, a sure sign he's from house Draco.
She comes over to him. “Fascinating! You must be from House Draco. I’m Serafina, from House Ionescu.” She points to the tattoo on her shoulder
"I am. I'm Tintos. Pleasure to meet you, Serafina." He extends a hand to shake.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
a man with black hair and brown eyes appears in a flash. he looks incredibly tired. "Welcome to Vanderbilt. Say you remind me of another student here."
She smiles at him. “Thank you! I don’t know anybody here yet… I don’t think. Who do I remind you of? And you look exhausted!”
"A boy named Cyrus. and the reason I'm so tired is because I had to help stop a murder yesterday."
Wysavaris is walking through the halls, casually twirling his rapier.
Tintos is getting ready for lessons (again).
a changeling bumps into him from behind "oops I'm sorry."
Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
"Oh that? deal with a fey."
"Hm. I have a deal with an archfey. It gives me my magic." Wysavaris summons a spectral dagger into his hand.
"Cool. what's your name?"
"Wysavaris Sinistra. Yours?"
"Neve Athrú."
"A pleasure to meet you, Neve." He gives a curt bow.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
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Wysavaris turns, sheathing the rapier. "Hm? Oh. Apology accepted."
Desc: Male drow wearing fine clothing with a rapier sheathed at his side. Deep purple eyes that seem to glow slightly. Never changes his expression from a flat, indifferent look. has a couple of concealed daggers beneath his cloak.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Can I intro a character here or is it too late? Is there anything I need to know besides what’s in the first post?*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
you notice that they only have one arm "I like your eyes. I want your eyes." their eyes change to match yours
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*Yes you can! and no, as far as I'm aware there isn't*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"What?... Oh yes, changeling." Wysavaris mutters something inaudible before saying, "Where did you lose the arm? I do not wish to intrude, but it intrigues me."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Oh that? deal with a fey."
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*Thanks!*
A carriage pulled by four white horses pulls up to Vanderbilt Academy and a girl gets out. She looks about sixteen. She has long wavy hair that’s so pale blonde it’s almost white and ice blue eyes. She’s wearing a royal blue sleeveless dress that sparkles in the moonlight (or sunlight, depending on what time it is). She has a tattoo on her shoulder of a silvery-white crescent moon against a starry sky. It looks very intricate. She’s carrying one large suitcase (actually a Suitcase of Holding). She looks a little nervous, but determined to be confident.
Name: Serafina Ionescu (means “descendant of Jon” in Romanian. Like Johnson in English)
Specialty: enchantment/charm
Level: 4
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
"Hm. I have a deal with an archfey. It gives me my magic." Wysavaris summons a spectral dagger into his hand.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
She sees a tortle outside. He appears to be meditating, but opens an eye when the carriage pulls up.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
She smiles and waves to him when he opens his eye.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
a man with black hair and brown eyes appears in a flash. he looks incredibly tired. "Welcome to Vanderbilt. Say you remind me of another student here."
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
"Cool. what's your name?"
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
He waves back and gets up. She notices that he has a dragon head in profile carved into his shell, a sure sign he's from house Draco.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Wysavaris Sinistra. Yours?"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
She smiles at him. “Thank you! I don’t know anybody here yet… I don’t think. Who do I remind you of? And you look exhausted!”
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
She comes over to him. “Fascinating! You must be from House Draco. I’m Serafina, from House Ionescu.” She points to the tattoo on her shoulder
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
"Neve Athrú."
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
"I am. I'm Tintos. Pleasure to meet you, Serafina." He extends a hand to shake.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"A boy named Cyrus. and the reason I'm so tired is because I had to help stop a murder yesterday."
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
"A pleasure to meet you, Neve." He gives a curt bow.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.