I AM THE HAMMER OF THE DRAGON GOD. WHO NEEDS CRUSHING?
I don’t think I need to be crushed yet! Not yet, at least. I haven’t even caused any mass michief yet.
Oh hey Arch, wasn’t planning on crushing you. Maybe a dragon or two but not you. I will though.
Aww, but why dost thou need to crush me?
I don’t know, the hammer doesn’t ask questions.
How un-thoughtful of you!
*bestows an evil curse*
Okay. To hit:23 Damage:21
Haha! That is a miss! My current magical bird form is nimble and dodges your attack!
now, make a DC 22 wisdom save or be cursed and be unable to take actions on your next turn! (Remaking the save every turn after)
in addition, i disengage and move 50 feet away from you! (Multiattack for this Statblock allows me to do some weird combinations of stuff on my turn!)
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Haha! Unless you have any legendary actions, it is my turn again!
You know I just might have a legendary action. Though I'll let you cook.
I begin to sing! Make a DC 22 charisma saving throw. On a failure, you become banished to the fey realms, become incapacitated, and your speed is reduced to 0. On your turn, make the save again. If you succeed once in the feywild, you teleport back. If you fail 3 times, you are banished for as long as I wish!
I begin to sing! Make a DC 22 charisma saving throw. On a failure, you become banished to the fey realms, become incapacitated, and your speed is reduced to 0. On your turn, make the save again. If you succeed once in the feywild, you teleport back. If you fail 3 times, you are banished for as long as I wish!
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
My patron, if I may be so bold, would you bring Jester back to the cult if we gave you one of each of our scales instead of 500,000 gp?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
How un-thoughtful of you!
*bestows an evil curse*
Okay. To hit:21 Damage:22
Haha! That is a miss! My current magical bird form is nimble and dodges your attack!
now, make a DC 22 wisdom save or be cursed and be unable to take actions on your next turn! (Remaking the save every turn after)
in addition, i disengage and move 50 feet away from you! (Multiattack for this Statblock allows me to do some weird combinations of stuff on my turn!)
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Haha! Unless you have any legendary actions, it is my turn again!
You know I just might have a legendary action. Though I'll let you cook.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
I begin to sing! Make a DC 22 charisma saving throw. On a failure, you become banished to the fey realms, become incapacitated, and your speed is reduced to 0. On your turn, make the save again. If you succeed once in the feywild, you teleport back. If you fail 3 times, you are banished for as long as I wish!
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Well looks like the Dragon Devil is trapped in the Fey Wilds. Arch please bring me back.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Only if two things occur!
1, you become more considerate of my majesty, the Archfey and ask why you are being ordered to crush me when you do!
secondly, the Dragonclub gives me 500,000 gold pieces!
Mwahahahahahahah!
So about one cast of wish? I can do that.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Well yes, but I want it from your personal hoards, and not conjured by magic!
I could also do that. Or you could be a pal and bring me back. Pretty please?
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Gold first!
*Drops the gold right on your head, knocking you unconscious.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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My patron, if I may be so bold, would you bring Jester back to the cult if we gave you one of each of our scales instead of 500,000 gp?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*wakes up after a while*
how dare you!
*tiny bird body starts to make its way out of the gold hoard*
Possibly… how about you each give me one of the scales on your underbellies? Don’t worry about it, it’ll probably grow back after a few months!
I gave you the gold, you never made any other demands. Maybe you should specify what exactly must be done before I do it?
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!