Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
*Fall to knees* PLEASE NO!!!! *Fades out of existence.*
...
I'm not even gonna ask.
Would you get a coherent answer even if you did ask? XD
Knowing these two, probably not lmfao
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
*Fall to knees* PLEASE NO!!!! *Fades out of existence.*
...
I'm not even gonna ask.
Mommy and daddy are fighting again
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
Of course! As Arch Cultist, I dub thee a member of the almighty DRAGON CLUB!!! You'll have to talk to Awe, our leader, about adding you to the op though.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Guys, burning question. If a dragon ate a golden apple, would it go into their treasure stomach? or... not?
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*Fall to knees* PLEASE NO!!!! *Fades out of existence.*
...
I'm not even gonna ask.
Mommy and daddy are fighting again
Which one would I be?
I dunno.. I could be either
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
...
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Would you get a coherent answer even if you did ask? XD
Knowing these two, probably not lmfao
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Mommy and daddy are fighting again
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
Which one would I be?
a cult can I join?! please.
DRAGONS!!!!!!!
I am Dart. I am a little platinum faerie dragon who is a member of the DragonClub (look it up on dnd beyond)
Of course! As Arch Cultist, I dub thee a member of the almighty DRAGON CLUB!!! You'll have to talk to Awe, our leader, about adding you to the op though.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I bear sad news, as most know already we lost the Annual Adohands Awards Best Cult Thread to the knights who say Ni.
DRAGONS!!!!!!!
I am Dart. I am a little platinum faerie dragon who is a member of the DragonClub (look it up on dnd beyond)
Well we know what we must do. *Cracks fingers* To war everyone, we have to go on a crusade.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I will ride on your shoulder."
DRAGONS!!!!!!!
I am Dart. I am a little platinum faerie dragon who is a member of the DragonClub (look it up on dnd beyond)
Guys, burning question. If a dragon ate a golden apple, would it go into their treasure stomach? or... not?
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
I dunno.. I could be either
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
Many dragons actually eat gems for sustenance. So I say it depends on the type of dragon and what mood its in.
*cracks much larger draconic knuckles* Damn right we do.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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i will arm the weapons
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
As a neutral party, I shall supply both sides with weapons and see who pays the best.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Question: Since Hydras are technically dragons, do you also support the False Hydra?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Well, actually, they're monstrosities.
If I were in the club, I would say yes anyway, but I'm actually not and just pop in once every couple months.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
In DND, yes, but in mythology they are considered draconic in origin. Also have you ever listened to the ‘Lullaby of the False Hydra’?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
It used to be on my playlist. I love how they used Latin like that.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.