“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
Varavothim stays well away from Jason whole this is happening.
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
Varavothim stays well away from Jason whole this is happening.
(wanna fight with some other characters?)
*Sure, who do you want to fight with, I’ve only got Rag and Don rn unfortunately. Sorry.*
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
Varavothim stays well away from Jason whole this is happening.
(wanna fight with some other characters?)
*Sure, who do you want to fight with, I’ve only got Rag and Don rn unfortunately. Sorry.*
*hmm, let’s do Ragnerious. How would you be interested in having Rag fight an insane 13 year old Lich having a tantrum?*
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
Varavothim stays well away from Jason whole this is happening.
(wanna fight with some other characters?)
*Sure, who do you want to fight with, I’ve only got Rag and Don rn unfortunately. Sorry.*
*hmm, let’s do Ragnerious. How would you be interested in having Rag fight an insane 13 year old Lich having a tantrum?*
*I mean, Rag would 100% just end up adopting them. Sorry I missed this, but sure, let’s have em fight.^
“I mean, I’m insane, but it makes it difficult to believe something phrase that way.” He takes out a knife, expertly removing the now dead warrior’s skull, and attaching it to their belt along with many others.
“Alright, yeah, I killed them. Every last one. That’s how I earned this gun here, the reaper’s shot.”
“Earned?” He says it like he disagrees, but does not say anything else, looking down to the skullless man “Maybe I can’t judge.”
“You disagree? How else do you think I’d get the weapon with the most kills to its name in known history?”
“I don’t doubt the weapon, I doubt the user. Though it doesn’t matter.” He continues looking around the dome “Hmm.” He see Jason, eating a sandwich in the distance “Who is he?”
He looks over. “Oh, that’s just some guy. Don’t fight Him though. I was sent here originally to kill a kid he’s protecting, didn’t, and decided to stick around.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
Varavothim stays well away from Jason whole this is happening.
(wanna fight with some other characters?)
*Sure, who do you want to fight with, I’ve only got Rag and Don rn unfortunately. Sorry.*
*hmm, let’s do Ragnerious. How would you be interested in having Rag fight an insane 13 year old Lich having a tantrum?*
*I mean, Rag would 100% just end up adopting them. Sorry I missed this, but sure, let’s have em fight.^
Arriving at the dome is a black and gold carriage, not pulled by horses, but instead of giant dogs made of stitched together human flesh. Stepping out of the carriage is a short (4’8) figure wearing a jacket and noble finery. Picture: https://imgur.com/a/pfeAaoN
he looks around, a look of just… rage on his face. He calls to someone back in the carriage. “I’ll be back in a week, at most. I need to… let off some steam.”
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
“Very educated in that exactly. I imagine you wouldn’t have expected me to answer that.” He picks them up to his level “Nice to meet you.”
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
“Very educated in that exactly. I imagine you wouldn’t have expected me to answer that.” He picks them up to his level “Nice to meet you.”
”I-that was supposed to be menacing-Hey-LET GO OF ME!” The kid phases through Ragnerious’ hands, like a ghost. “I’m not here to make friends… I’m here for blood. And now, because of that, you’re going to be the first to die. Know that you will be killed painfully and gruesomely, and that you won’t even be a footnote in the history of the great, powerful, Niccoli Ven Faust!”
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
“Very educated in that exactly. I imagine you wouldn’t have expected me to answer that.” He picks them up to his level “Nice to meet you.”
”I-that was supposed to be menacing-Hey-LET GO OF ME!” The kid phases through Ragnerious’ hands, like a ghost. “I’m not here to make friends… I’m here for blood. And now, because of that, you’re going to be the first to die. Know that you will be killed painfully and gruesomely, and that you won’t even be a footnote in the history of the great, powerful, Niccoli Ven Faust!”
“I want you to know before a brutally beat you to the point of embarrassment that I have seen things far scarier than you. This is how you be intimidating.” He rears back his head, and lets out a roar that shakes the entire arena. Intimidation:45
Jimmy is getting attacked again (people really don’t like him for some reason) but his giving his attacker the Ali Shuffle, dodging and weaving, all while taunting him
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
“Very educated in that exactly. I imagine you wouldn’t have expected me to answer that.” He picks them up to his level “Nice to meet you.”
”I-that was supposed to be menacing-Hey-LET GO OF ME!” The kid phases through Ragnerious’ hands, like a ghost. “I’m not here to make friends… I’m here for blood. And now, because of that, you’re going to be the first to die. Know that you will be killed painfully and gruesomely, and that you won’t even be a footnote in the history of the great, powerful, Niccoli Ven Faust!”
“I want you to know before a brutally beat you to the point of embarrassment that I have seen things far scarier than you. This is how you be intimidating.” He rears back his head, and lets out a roar that shakes the entire arena. Intimidation:45
He stumbles back a bit, flinching. He doesn’t seem as phased as someone should be, considering that roll.
“F-fine… you asked for it..” he holds out a bony finger and sends a ray of pure death towards Ragnerious. To hit: 36 damage: 112 necrotic.
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
“Very educated in that exactly. I imagine you wouldn’t have expected me to answer that.” He picks them up to his level “Nice to meet you.”
”I-that was supposed to be menacing-Hey-LET GO OF ME!” The kid phases through Ragnerious’ hands, like a ghost. “I’m not here to make friends… I’m here for blood. And now, because of that, you’re going to be the first to die. Know that you will be killed painfully and gruesomely, and that you won’t even be a footnote in the history of the great, powerful, Niccoli Ven Faust!”
“I want you to know before a brutally beat you to the point of embarrassment that I have seen things far scarier than you. This is how you be intimidating.” He rears back his head, and lets out a roar that shakes the entire arena. Intimidation:45
He stumbles back a bit, flinching. He doesn’t seem as phased as someone should be, considering that roll.
“F-fine… you asked for it..” he holds out a bony finger and sends a ray of pure death towards Ragnerious. To hit: 29 damage: 124 necrotic.
He lets himself be hit by it, the death energy flowing through his body, but he seems to forcefully repel the death energy or at least most of it, looking nearly as healthy as before it hit him “Is that all?”
Niccoli screams at the top of his lungs, a shrill sound. Dark magic gathers around him and he yells words of arcane power. Make A DC 31 wisdom saving throw. On a failure, Ragnerious is automatically hit by attacks for the next minute.
Niccoli screams at the top of his lungs, a shrill sound. Dark magic gathers around him and he yells words of arcane power. Make A DC 31 wisdom saving throw. On a failure, Ragnerious is automatically hit by attacks for the next minute.
He keeps his arms crossed, simply shaking his head, disappointedly. He chooses to fail the save, sighing softly as he goes into a rage “Do you really think you can hurt me when things haven’t worked when I’m not dodging? You can’t kill me, trust me.”
"Thank you for your concern, but I assure you I am fine.", Ragnaris says with the slightest hint of sarcasm. "Yes, I have a grandson. His name is Ragnerious. I do not think I ever told you, but I assume that you already know his parents are dead, along with the details as to how they died?" Ragnaris' hand glows with magical energy, and he pulls a spare chair towards him, which he then sits down in.
“But of course, my dear. Now, I’d love to have a chat with this Ragnerious myself. Tell me, what does he know about me?”
"I would not assume much, except for the knowledge of my pact with you." Ragnaris snaps his fingers, summoning two teacups, a kettle full of tea, a small vial of sugar, and two spoons, all resting on a platter floating midair. He pours himself a cup of tea, and uses his spoon to put a bit of sugar in it, stirring it around. "Tea?", he asks the Archcrone.
“Oh, that would be lovely, dear!” The kettle pours itself into her teacup, but instead of tea, it pours the Archcrone a brimming cup of spiders. She adds a bit of sugar, stirring hers.
”now, about Ragnerious. I’d loooove to have a chat with him, so,” she sips her cup of spiders, looking out the window. “Don’t go looking for him.” She adds a bit more sugar to her cup of spiders.
Ragnaris, not fazed by the spiders, sips his tea. "What are you wishing to talk with him about?"
“That.” She takes another sip of the spiders. ”is not of your concern.”
Ragnaris scowls, setting his tea down gently. "I know you, Archcrone. You do not wish to speak with people unless you want something from them. I feel I have a right to know what you want to speak to my grandson about."
She sets down her tea as well.
”I was gracious enough to give you a warning of my presence, dear. That’s all you’re going to get.”
Ragnaris' scaled brow begins to furrow, and his scales start to glow red like coals, heat rippling off his body. "Very well. But I assure you, I will not hesitate to step in if he requires my protection."
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Thank you for your concern, but I assure you I am fine.", Ragnaris says with the slightest hint of sarcasm. "Yes, I have a grandson. His name is Ragnerious. I do not think I ever told you, but I assume that you already know his parents are dead, along with the details as to how they died?" Ragnaris' hand glows with magical energy, and he pulls a spare chair towards him, which he then sits down in.
“But of course, my dear. Now, I’d love to have a chat with this Ragnerious myself. Tell me, what does he know about me?”
"I would not assume much, except for the knowledge of my pact with you." Ragnaris snaps his fingers, summoning two teacups, a kettle full of tea, a small vial of sugar, and two spoons, all resting on a platter floating midair. He pours himself a cup of tea, and uses his spoon to put a bit of sugar in it, stirring it around. "Tea?", he asks the Archcrone.
“Oh, that would be lovely, dear!” The kettle pours itself into her teacup, but instead of tea, it pours the Archcrone a brimming cup of spiders. She adds a bit of sugar, stirring hers.
”now, about Ragnerious. I’d loooove to have a chat with him, so,” she sips her cup of spiders, looking out the window. “Don’t go looking for him.” She adds a bit more sugar to her cup of spiders.
Ragnaris, not fazed by the spiders, sips his tea. "What are you wishing to talk with him about?"
“That.” She takes another sip of the spiders. ”is not of your concern.”
Ragnaris scowls, setting his tea down gently. "I know you, Archcrone. You do not wish to speak with people unless you want something from them. I feel I have a right to know what you want to speak to my grandson about."
She sets down her tea as well.
”I was gracious enough to give you a warning of my presence, dear. That’s all you’re going to get.”
Ragnaris' scaled brow begins to furrow, and his scales start to glow red like coals, heat rippling off his body. "Very well. But I assure you, I will not hesitate to step in if he requires my protection."
She laughs a Crone’s laugh, echoing throughout the room. “we both know if I wanted your grandson to be in danger, you wouldn’t be able to stop me, my dear Ragnaris.”
“What stopped you from fighting him? What’s so special about some guy in a floral shirt eating a sandwich?” He really is confused by the idea of someone like that being dangerous.
“Uh, I forgot. Something about leeches? Shame he’s protectin’ that kid though, a guy was payin’ me a whole lot for their head.”
He turns “Leeches?!” He says in a mad tone, his interest clearly spiked, he sprints over and begins walking to Jason, who soon reveals Collin be slitting his wrist.
Varavothim stays well away from Jason whole this is happening.
(wanna fight with some other characters?)
*Sure, who do you want to fight with, I’ve only got Rag and Don rn unfortunately. Sorry.*
*hmm, let’s do Ragnerious. How would you be interested in having Rag fight an insane 13 year old Lich having a tantrum?*
*I mean, Rag would 100% just end up adopting them. Sorry I missed this, but sure, let’s have em fight.^
Arriving at the dome is a black and gold carriage, not pulled by horses, but instead of giant dogs made of stitched together human flesh. Stepping out of the carriage is a short (4’8) figure wearing a jacket and noble finery. Picture: https://imgur.com/a/pfeAaoN
he looks around, a look of just… rage on his face. He calls to someone back in the carriage. “I’ll be back in a week, at most. I need to… let off some steam.”
*Cut for Arch.*
Rag was walking around the dome, having taken a break from all his work and generally just getting a breather when he sees them, and walks over, towering over both the child and the carriage “Oh hey, welcome to the combat dome.”
He looks Ragnerious up and down. “Tell me… do you know how frail the mortal body is?” He says, cracking his knuckles.
“Very educated in that exactly. I imagine you wouldn’t have expected me to answer that.” He picks them up to his level “Nice to meet you.”
”I-that was supposed to be menacing-Hey-LET GO OF ME!” The kid phases through Ragnerious’ hands, like a ghost. “I’m not here to make friends… I’m here for blood. And now, because of that, you’re going to be the first to die. Know that you will be killed painfully and gruesomely, and that you won’t even be a footnote in the history of the great, powerful, Niccoli Ven Faust!”
“I want you to know before a brutally beat you to the point of embarrassment that I have seen things far scarier than you. This is how you be intimidating.” He rears back his head, and lets out a roar that shakes the entire arena. Intimidation:45
Jimmy is getting attacked again (people really don’t like him for some reason) but his giving his attacker the Ali Shuffle, dodging and weaving, all while taunting him
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
He stumbles back a bit, flinching. He doesn’t seem as phased as someone should be, considering that roll.
“F-fine… you asked for it..” he holds out a bony finger and sends a ray of pure death towards Ragnerious. To hit: 36 damage: 112 necrotic.
He lets himself be hit by it, the death energy flowing through his body, but he seems to forcefully repel the death energy or at least most of it, looking nearly as healthy as before it hit him “Is that all?”
Niccoli screams at the top of his lungs, a shrill sound. Dark magic gathers around him and he yells words of arcane power. Make A DC 31 wisdom saving throw. On a failure, Ragnerious is automatically hit by attacks for the next minute.
He keeps his arms crossed, simply shaking his head, disappointedly. He chooses to fail the save, sighing softly as he goes into a rage “Do you really think you can hurt me when things haven’t worked when I’m not dodging? You can’t kill me, trust me.”
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She laughs a Crone’s laugh, echoing throughout the room. “we both know if I wanted your grandson to be in danger, you wouldn’t be able to stop me, my dear Ragnaris.”