“Okay… here goes nothing…” they try and go through the steps of casting wish.
nothing happens!
*Why?* "Did something go wrong?"
"I think you are missing something!" Coronet yells from atop her icy castle "According to the manual..."she pulls out a PHB and puts on three pairs of tiny glasses and scream reads "You need...a 9th level spell slot to cast the wish spell.....I don't know what any of that means, but it's what the manual says!"
"Oh, sorry, I forgot! Can I borrow the dungeon master's guide?"
“Okay… here goes nothing…” they try and go through the steps of casting wish.
nothing happens!
*Why?* "Did something go wrong?"
*they just don’t have the capacity or knowledge of how to cast spells in general, and even if they learned how to cast Wish, they wouldn’t even have a spell slot for it or anything*
”I don’t know… sorry?”
"No, it's ok, some people aren't able to do certain types of magic, even if they know how."
“Aww, that sucks… can you actually cast wish or do you just know how?”
"I wish for a pretzel." A pretzel appears in his hand. He breaks it in half, then hands half to Lonely.
“Aw, thanks!” They take the pretzel and take a bite out of it.
"You did wonderfully, so many things I had forgotten, especially from my living years. I'm going to have quite to self contemplation session later!" She says excitedly.
“Okay… here goes nothing…” they try and go through the steps of casting wish.
nothing happens!
*Why?* "Did something go wrong?"
*they just don’t have the capacity or knowledge of how to cast spells in general, and even if they learned how to cast Wish, they wouldn’t even have a spell slot for it or anything*
”I don’t know… sorry?”
"No, it's ok, some people aren't able to do certain types of magic, even if they know how."
“Aww, that sucks… can you actually cast wish or do you just know how?”
"I wish for a pretzel." A pretzel appears in his hand. He breaks it in half, then hands half to Lonely.
“Aw, thanks!” They take the pretzel and take a bite out of it.
”where’d you learn to cast spells?”
"The Void."
“That sounds familiar… what’s the void?”
"Darkness and Hunger, unending consumption, the thing beyond reality."
“Okay… here goes nothing…” they try and go through the steps of casting wish.
nothing happens!
*Why?* "Did something go wrong?"
*they just don’t have the capacity or knowledge of how to cast spells in general, and even if they learned how to cast Wish, they wouldn’t even have a spell slot for it or anything*
”I don’t know… sorry?”
"No, it's ok, some people aren't able to do certain types of magic, even if they know how."
“Aww, that sucks… can you actually cast wish or do you just know how?”
"I wish for a pretzel." A pretzel appears in his hand. He breaks it in half, then hands half to Lonely.
“Aw, thanks!” They take the pretzel and take a bite out of it.
”where’d you learn to cast spells?”
"The Void."
“That sounds familiar… what’s the void?”
"Darkness and Hunger, unending consumption, the thing beyond reality."
“Yeah, that sounds really familiar… darkness and hunger, especially!”
"You did wonderfully, so many things I had forgotten, especially from my living years. I'm going to have quite to self contemplation session later!" She says excitedly.
He smiles. "Glad to help!"
"You are welcome for tea anytime, and good luck helping out Lonely. Poor kids been through a lot, he needs a pick me up and I think getting stronger or better with his powers would be a good start."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
“Okay… here goes nothing…” they try and go through the steps of casting wish.
nothing happens!
*Why?* "Did something go wrong?"
*they just don’t have the capacity or knowledge of how to cast spells in general, and even if they learned how to cast Wish, they wouldn’t even have a spell slot for it or anything*
”I don’t know… sorry?”
"No, it's ok, some people aren't able to do certain types of magic, even if they know how."
“Aww, that sucks… can you actually cast wish or do you just know how?”
"I wish for a pretzel." A pretzel appears in his hand. He breaks it in half, then hands half to Lonely.
“Aw, thanks!” They take the pretzel and take a bite out of it.
”where’d you learn to cast spells?”
"The Void."
“That sounds familiar… what’s the void?”
"Darkness and Hunger, unending consumption, the thing beyond reality."
“Yeah, that sounds really familiar… darkness and hunger, especially!”
"I was stuck there, for 6 years, when I was just a child, as it tore at my soul, every second a living hell."
"You did wonderfully, so many things I had forgotten, especially from my living years. I'm going to have quite to self contemplation session later!" She says excitedly.
He smiles. "Glad to help!"
"You are welcome for tea anytime, and good luck helping out Lonely. Poor kids been through a lot, he needs a pick me up and I think getting stronger or better with his powers would be a good start."
"I know what it's like to be a kid, alone, abandoned, with powers I don't understand."
“Okay… here goes nothing…” they try and go through the steps of casting wish.
nothing happens!
*Why?* "Did something go wrong?"
*they just don’t have the capacity or knowledge of how to cast spells in general, and even if they learned how to cast Wish, they wouldn’t even have a spell slot for it or anything*
”I don’t know… sorry?”
"No, it's ok, some people aren't able to do certain types of magic, even if they know how."
“Aww, that sucks… can you actually cast wish or do you just know how?”
"I wish for a pretzel." A pretzel appears in his hand. He breaks it in half, then hands half to Lonely.
“Aw, thanks!” They take the pretzel and take a bite out of it.
”where’d you learn to cast spells?”
"The Void."
“That sounds familiar… what’s the void?”
"Darkness and Hunger, unending consumption, the thing beyond reality."
“Yeah, that sounds really familiar… darkness and hunger, especially!”
"I was stuck there, for 6 years, when I was just a child, as it tore at my soul, every second a living hell."
"You did wonderfully, so many things I had forgotten, especially from my living years. I'm going to have quite to self contemplation session later!" She says excitedly.
He smiles. "Glad to help!"
"You are welcome for tea anytime, and good luck helping out Lonely. Poor kids been through a lot, he needs a pick me up and I think getting stronger or better with his powers would be a good start."
"I know what it's like to be a kid, alone, abandoned, with powers I don't understand."
"It's quite a shame how often that seems to happen to people."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"You did wonderfully, so many things I had forgotten, especially from my living years. I'm going to have quite to self contemplation session later!" She says excitedly.
He smiles. "Glad to help!"
"You are welcome for tea anytime, and good luck helping out Lonely. Poor kids been through a lot, he needs a pick me up and I think getting stronger or better with his powers would be a good start."
"I know what it's like to be a kid, alone, abandoned, with powers I don't understand."
"It's quite a shame how often that seems to happen to people."
"It led me down a path I still haven't recovered from."
"Thanks!"
“That sounds familiar… what’s the void?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Darkness and Hunger, unending consumption, the thing beyond reality."
“Yeah, that sounds really familiar… darkness and hunger, especially!”
"You are welcome for tea anytime, and good luck helping out Lonely. Poor kids been through a lot, he needs a pick me up and I think getting stronger or better with his powers would be a good start."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"I was stuck there, for 6 years, when I was just a child, as it tore at my soul, every second a living hell."
"I know what it's like to be a kid, alone, abandoned, with powers I don't understand."
“Oh no, how’d you end up there?”
He growls. "Zeus."
“The rabbit? I think you told me about that last time.”
"No, the god, I named the rabbit after him, giving the rabbit his powers."
"It's quite a shame how often that seems to happen to people."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"It led me down a path I still haven't recovered from."
*Hmmm... I need to make a character for this...*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Oh, the god Zeus! Why’d they do that?”
"Stupid prophecy."
“So they trapped you in a place of infinite suffering? That doesn’t seem fair!”
"Do you want to hear it?"