the doom duck is flying around, looking for a victim or someone to talk to.
Zodiac appears, boops Abaddon on the nose, and disappears.
Zodiac appears next to the doom duck. "Sup?"
Abaddon grumbles in frustration and looks around to find Zodiac.
the doom duck turns to face them. Hello, Zodiac. How art thou?
He doesn't see him.
"Good, how about you?"
Abaddon, annoyed, carries on his way.
i am doing fine. Say, what is the most powerful creature you have ever faced?
He does it again
"Oblivion."
Abaddon, extremely angered now, summons a pit fiend and prepares to have it swing at Zodiac when he does it again.
interesting. What was the battle like?
He does it again, and dodges.
"I got turned into nothing."
“STOP, IMMEDIATELY!”
And how did you survive?
"No."
"I didn't."
“IF YOU DON’T YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY WREATHED IN BURNING HELLFIRE!” Explain, please.
"JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE BEING ON FIRE!!!"
"I died."
“HELLFIRE! It will burn your eternal soul!”
and you were brought back? Tell me, do you think there is anything more powerful than Oblivion, the creature you faced that had killed you?
"MY SOUL IS FIRE!!!"
"Chaos, after she killed him."
“You are a rancid little roach.”
I see. Have you heard of the lady of pain?
He pulls out an uno reverse card.
"Yes."
“This further proves my point.” what do you know about her?
"I don't care." He does it again.
"Not much. She rules over sigil."
“What is even the point of this?” Do you know how powerful she is?
"To annoy you!"
"Maybe the power of an Olympian?"
“Why?!?”
Beyond that. No creature in existence can anger the lady and leave Sigil alive. There, her power is absolute. Her only real restriction is that she can’t leave Sigil, because she is Sigil, and Sigil is her.
the doom duck is flying around, looking for a victim or someone to talk to.
Zodiac appears, boops Abaddon on the nose, and disappears.
Zodiac appears next to the doom duck. "Sup?"
Abaddon grumbles in frustration and looks around to find Zodiac.
the doom duck turns to face them. Hello, Zodiac. How art thou?
He doesn't see him.
"Good, how about you?"
Abaddon, annoyed, carries on his way.
i am doing fine. Say, what is the most powerful creature you have ever faced?
He does it again
"Oblivion."
Abaddon, extremely angered now, summons a pit fiend and prepares to have it swing at Zodiac when he does it again.
interesting. What was the battle like?
He does it again, and dodges.
"I got turned into nothing."
“STOP, IMMEDIATELY!”
And how did you survive?
"No."
"I didn't."
“IF YOU DON’T YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY WREATHED IN BURNING HELLFIRE!” Explain, please.
"JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE BEING ON FIRE!!!"
"I died."
“HELLFIRE! It will burn your eternal soul!”
and you were brought back? Tell me, do you think there is anything more powerful than Oblivion, the creature you faced that had killed you?
"MY SOUL IS FIRE!!!"
"Chaos, after she killed him."
“You are a rancid little roach.”
I see. Have you heard of the lady of pain?
He pulls out an uno reverse card.
"Yes."
“This further proves my point.” what do you know about her?
"I don't care." He does it again.
"Not much. She rules over sigil."
“What is even the point of this?” Do you know how powerful she is?
"To annoy you!"
"Maybe the power of an Olympian?"
“Why?!?”
Beyond that. No creature in existence can anger the lady and leave Sigil alive. There, her power is absolute. Her only real restriction is that she can’t leave Sigil, because she is Sigil, and Sigil is her.
"I can."
"So like a living universe? I've killed those before!"
the doom duck is flying around, looking for a victim or someone to talk to.
Zodiac appears, boops Abaddon on the nose, and disappears.
Zodiac appears next to the doom duck. "Sup?"
Abaddon grumbles in frustration and looks around to find Zodiac.
the doom duck turns to face them. Hello, Zodiac. How art thou?
He doesn't see him.
"Good, how about you?"
Abaddon, annoyed, carries on his way.
i am doing fine. Say, what is the most powerful creature you have ever faced?
He does it again
"Oblivion."
Abaddon, extremely angered now, summons a pit fiend and prepares to have it swing at Zodiac when he does it again.
interesting. What was the battle like?
He does it again, and dodges.
"I got turned into nothing."
“STOP, IMMEDIATELY!”
And how did you survive?
"No."
"I didn't."
“IF YOU DON’T YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY WREATHED IN BURNING HELLFIRE!” Explain, please.
"JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE BEING ON FIRE!!!"
"I died."
“HELLFIRE! It will burn your eternal soul!”
and you were brought back? Tell me, do you think there is anything more powerful than Oblivion, the creature you faced that had killed you?
"MY SOUL IS FIRE!!!"
"Chaos, after she killed him."
“You are a rancid little roach.”
I see. Have you heard of the lady of pain?
He pulls out an uno reverse card.
"Yes."
“This further proves my point.” what do you know about her?
"I don't care." He does it again.
"Not much. She rules over sigil."
“What is even the point of this?” Do you know how powerful she is?
"To annoy you!"
"Maybe the power of an Olympian?"
“Why?!?”
Beyond that. No creature in existence can anger the lady and leave Sigil alive. There, her power is absolute. Her only real restriction is that she can’t leave Sigil, because she is Sigil, and Sigil is her.
"I can."
"So like a living universe? I've killed those before!"
“LEAVE.”
I am not entirely sure of your full power, but I know one thing for Sure, you cannot kill the lady of pain.
the doom duck is flying around, looking for a victim or someone to talk to.
Zodiac appears, boops Abaddon on the nose, and disappears.
Zodiac appears next to the doom duck. "Sup?"
Abaddon grumbles in frustration and looks around to find Zodiac.
the doom duck turns to face them. Hello, Zodiac. How art thou?
He doesn't see him.
"Good, how about you?"
Abaddon, annoyed, carries on his way.
i am doing fine. Say, what is the most powerful creature you have ever faced?
He does it again
"Oblivion."
Abaddon, extremely angered now, summons a pit fiend and prepares to have it swing at Zodiac when he does it again.
interesting. What was the battle like?
He does it again, and dodges.
"I got turned into nothing."
“STOP, IMMEDIATELY!”
And how did you survive?
"No."
"I didn't."
“IF YOU DON’T YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY WREATHED IN BURNING HELLFIRE!” Explain, please.
"JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE BEING ON FIRE!!!"
"I died."
“HELLFIRE! It will burn your eternal soul!”
and you were brought back? Tell me, do you think there is anything more powerful than Oblivion, the creature you faced that had killed you?
"MY SOUL IS FIRE!!!"
"Chaos, after she killed him."
“You are a rancid little roach.”
I see. Have you heard of the lady of pain?
He pulls out an uno reverse card.
"Yes."
“This further proves my point.” what do you know about her?
"I don't care." He does it again.
"Not much. She rules over sigil."
“What is even the point of this?” Do you know how powerful she is?
"To annoy you!"
"Maybe the power of an Olympian?"
“Why?!?”
Beyond that. No creature in existence can anger the lady and leave Sigil alive. There, her power is absolute. Her only real restriction is that she can’t leave Sigil, because she is Sigil, and Sigil is her.
"I can."
"So like a living universe? I've killed those before!"
“LEAVE.”
I am not entirely sure of your full power, but I know one thing for Sure, you cannot kill the lady of pain.
”I’m looking to see what progress Don has actually made, because he hasn’t brought more than a single person back yet.” “heh-“ he chuckles nervously. “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been arrested and had a blade held to my throat, I’d have two nickels! Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice… anyways, please stop before I have to go turn you inside out three years ago.”
"Well maybe he doesn't want to work for someone like you, with all due respect of course."
"I'd love to see you do it before I slit your throat and watch your blood paint the ground." He takes out his cigarette and stomps it out.
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I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
Johnny teatime is having a tea party with his cat parade.
The enormous Elder Evil gets down on all fours, overshadowing the tea party with his massive, seemingly featureless "face." "Hello there. I'm afraid we need to talk. It'll just be a moment of your time."
”I’m looking to see what progress Don has actually made, because he hasn’t brought more than a single person back yet.” “heh-“ he chuckles nervously. “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been arrested and had a blade held to my throat, I’d have two nickels! Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice… anyways, please stop before I have to go turn you inside out three years ago.”
"Well maybe he doesn't want to work for someone like you, with all due respect of course."
"I'd love to see you do it before I slit your throat and watch your blood paint the ground." He takes out his cigarette and stomps it out.
“He came to me specifically asking for work.”
”well no, I wouldn’t be doing it right now, i’d go back- Nevermind. Release me, now, or I will add another death to my count.”
Johnny teatime is having a tea party with his cat parade.
The enormous Elder Evil gets down on all fours, overshadowing the tea party with his massive, shadowed "face." "Hello there. I'm afraid we need to talk. It'll just be a moment of your time."
Most of the cats flee, taking their teacups and plates with them. Johnny sits up in their teacup, meowing softly.
yes, what is it? Meows a tiny voice inside the Elder evil’s mind.
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
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"To annoy you!"
"Maybe the power of an Olympian?"
“Why?!?”
Beyond that. No creature in existence can anger the lady and leave Sigil alive. There, her power is absolute. Her only real restriction is that she can’t leave Sigil, because she is Sigil, and Sigil is her.
"I can."
"So like a living universe? I've killed those before!"
“LEAVE.”
I am not entirely sure of your full power, but I know one thing for Sure, you cannot kill the lady of pain.
*Please cut your quote chains!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*sorry! Will do next post :)*
"No."
"What if I just explode that entire universe?"
*cut with Asmodeus*
”Don’t you have better things to do?”
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
Szerucharz is looking for Johnny teatime.
Edward is trying to play a song on a singing saw.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Johnny teatime is having a tea party with his cat parade.
"Well maybe he doesn't want to work for someone like you, with all due respect of course."
"I'd love to see you do it before I slit your throat and watch your blood paint the ground." He takes out his cigarette and stomps it out.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
The enormous Elder Evil gets down on all fours, overshadowing the tea party with his massive, seemingly featureless "face." "Hello there. I'm afraid we need to talk. It'll just be a moment of your time."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“He came to me specifically asking for work.”
”well no, I wouldn’t be doing it right now, i’d go back- Nevermind. Release me, now, or I will add another death to my count.”
Most of the cats flee, taking their teacups and plates with them. Johnny sits up in their teacup, meowing softly.
yes, what is it? Meows a tiny voice inside the Elder evil’s mind.
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?