A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
Make a save.
Roll a d4, no modifiers.
A 2 or 4 succeeds.
A 1 or 2 fails.
This is going to be fun! Do legendary resistances work against this? Just asking for future reference.
4
You can certainly try. He can cancel those (sorta) be reducing them to a nat 19. It probably won't do anything other than make him waste energy, but it could happen.
Johnny is not sucked in, and he takes no damage. He is now immune to all supernatural effects.
But he cannot use any supernatural abilities.
Szerucharz stands up. "Huh, that usually works against little upstarts like you. Oh well. Guess we're doing this the boring way." He draws an enormous pigsplitter made of thousands of pounded-together weapons from thousands of gods, all stained in Ichor.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
Make a save.
Roll a d4, no modifiers.
A 2 or 4 succeeds.
A 1 or 2 fails.
This is going to be fun! Do legendary resistances work against this? Just asking for future reference.
4
You can certainly try. He can cancel those (sorta) be reducing them to a nat 19. It probably won't do anything other than make him waste energy, but it could happen.
Johnny is not sucked in, and he takes no damage. He is now immune to all supernatural effects.
But he cannot use any supernatural abilities.
Szerucharz stands up. "Huh, that usually works against little upstarts like you. Oh well. Guess we're doing this the boring way." He draws an enormous pigsplitter made of thousands of pounded-together weapons from thousands of gods, all stained in Ichor.
Johnny sits back down in his teacup, baring its claws and teeth. Forty or so cats rally behind him. One of them picks up their teacup and puts it on their back.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
Make a save.
Roll a d4, no modifiers.
A 2 or 4 succeeds.
A 1 or 2 fails.
This is going to be fun! Do legendary resistances work against this? Just asking for future reference.
4
You can certainly try. He can cancel those (sorta) be reducing them to a nat 19. It probably won't do anything other than make him waste energy, but it could happen.
Johnny is not sucked in, and he takes no damage. He is now immune to all supernatural effects.
But he cannot use any supernatural abilities.
Szerucharz stands up. "Huh, that usually works against little upstarts like you. Oh well. Guess we're doing this the boring way." He draws an enormous pigsplitter made of thousands of pounded-together weapons from thousands of gods, all stained in Ichor.
Johnny sits back down in his teacup, baring its claws and teeth. Forty or so cats rally behind him. One of them picks up their teacup and puts it on their back.
The cleaver swings down. If this hits, it effects Johhny, the cat carrying him, and the next cat over.
Attack: 45 Damage: 115, and each creature damaged by this attack must make a DC 33 CON save of be split open, meaning they take double damage from all sources and they cannot be healed by any means. You can save again every round, but otherwise this lasts for one minute.
In addition, every creature within 120ft of Szerucharz has disadvantage on Ability Checks and Attack rolls, and whenever he calls for a "WIL" save, it's the worst of INT, WIS, and CHA.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
Make a save.
Roll a d4, no modifiers.
A 2 or 4 succeeds.
A 1 or 2 fails.
This is going to be fun! Do legendary resistances work against this? Just asking for future reference.
4
You can certainly try. He can cancel those (sorta) be reducing them to a nat 19. It probably won't do anything other than make him waste energy, but it could happen.
Johnny is not sucked in, and he takes no damage. He is now immune to all supernatural effects.
But he cannot use any supernatural abilities.
Szerucharz stands up. "Huh, that usually works against little upstarts like you. Oh well. Guess we're doing this the boring way." He draws an enormous pigsplitter made of thousands of pounded-together weapons from thousands of gods, all stained in Ichor.
Johnny sits back down in his teacup, baring its claws and teeth. Forty or so cats rally behind him. One of them picks up their teacup and puts it on their back.
The cleaver swings down. If this hits, it effects Johhny, the cat carrying him, and the next cat over.
Attack: 45 Damage: 115, and each creature damaged by this attack must make a DC 33 CON save of be split open, meaning they take double damage from all sources and they cannot be healed by any means. You can save again every round, but otherwise this lasts for one minute.
In addition, every creature within 120ft of Szerucharz has disadvantage on Ability Checks and Attack rolls, and whenever he calls for a "WIL" save, it's the worst of INT, WIS, and CHA.
That hits, and Johnny teatime is cut on one of their legs, bleeding a bit. They don’t seem very hurt though, somehow. Johnny leaps from their teacup and bites Szerucharz. The other two cats die.
to hit: 44 damage: 50 magical piercing, and 169 poison damage, turning immunity to resistance and ignoring regular resistance.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
"How are your thoughts on dying?"
It descends fifty feet closer.
speak wisely.
"Oh, so you can talk! I was just gonna say, if you die, but come back, did you really die?"
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
"How are your thoughts on dying?"
It descends fifty feet closer.
speak wisely.
"Oh, so you can talk! I was just gonna say, if you die, but come back, did you really die?"
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
"How are your thoughts on dying?"
It descends fifty feet closer.
speak wisely.
"Oh, so you can talk! I was just gonna say, if you die, but come back, did you really die?"
Yes. What is your meaning here?
"Well, my friend told me I couldn't beat you, so I was wondering if we could fight? Not to the death, but just for fun!"
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
"Sup!"
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
"How are your thoughts on dying?"
It descends fifty feet closer.
speak wisely.
"Oh, so you can talk! I was just gonna say, if you die, but come back, did you really die?"
Yes. What is your meaning here?
"Well, my friend told me I couldn't beat you, so I was wondering if we could fight? Not to the death, but just for fun!"
You want to fight me?
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You can certainly try. He can cancel those (sorta) be reducing them to a nat 19. It probably won't do anything other than make him waste energy, but it could happen.
Johnny is not sucked in, and he takes no damage. He is now immune to all supernatural effects.
But he cannot use any supernatural abilities.
Szerucharz stands up. "Huh, that usually works against little upstarts like you. Oh well. Guess we're doing this the boring way." He draws an enormous pigsplitter made of thousands of pounded-together weapons from thousands of gods, all stained in Ichor.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Eh, we'll take the four.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Bring me with you then, I’d love to see it.
*the lady of pain will not appreciate an attempted assassination*
He rips open a hole in reality
Johnny sits back down in his teacup, baring its claws and teeth. Forty or so cats rally behind him. One of them picks up their teacup and puts it on their back.
The duck hops in, and I assume they go to Sigil. The lady of pain is somewhere in Sigil.
"OH MISS PAIIIIIN!!!"
Floating a hundred feet above Zodiac is a masked figure with armor, or skin, made of pure iron, wrapped in a billowing cloak. Her mask is spiked and her Hands are sharp as claws, as is her armor. She looks at him, expressionless. The duck flies away to a safe distance to watch the fight.
The cleaver swings down. If this hits, it effects Johhny, the cat carrying him, and the next cat over.
Attack: 45 Damage: 115, and each creature damaged by this attack must make a DC 33 CON save of be split open, meaning they take double damage from all sources and they cannot be healed by any means. You can save again every round, but otherwise this lasts for one minute.
In addition, every creature within 120ft of Szerucharz has disadvantage on Ability Checks and Attack rolls, and whenever he calls for a "WIL" save, it's the worst of INT, WIS, and CHA.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"That is incredible bad idea. I'm going back to the courthouse." He does exactly that.
He runs that distance in one turn and swings twice. To hit:25 26 Damage:28+12 19+8
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"Sup!"
That hits, and Johnny teatime is cut on one of their legs, bleeding a bit. They don’t seem very hurt though, somehow. Johnny leaps from their teacup and bites Szerucharz. The other two cats die.
to hit: 44 damage: 50 magical piercing, and 169 poison damage, turning immunity to resistance and ignoring regular resistance.
It does nothing, simply watching. Other creatures in Sigil do everything, literally everything to avoid the shadow she casts.
"How are your thoughts on dying?"
The second one hits, cutting his arm. He yelps in pain and grabs onto Don’s arm, magically speeding up time around him.
to hit: 40 and on a hit, he loses 65 hitpoints, magically temporarily aging one year for every ten hitpoints he loses.
to hit: 41 and on a hit, he loses 50 hitpoints, magically temporarily aging one year for every ten hitpoints he loses.
to hit: 31 and on a hit, he loses 61 hitpoints, magically temporarily aging one year for every ten hitpoints he loses.
It descends fifty feet closer.
speak wisely.
"Oh, so you can talk! I was just gonna say, if you die, but come back, did you really die?"
Yes. What is your meaning here?
"Well, my friend told me I couldn't beat you, so I was wondering if we could fight? Not to the death, but just for fun!"
You want to fight me?