Zeon is sprinting around the field as usual, looking for anything interesting.
Near the northern edge of the dome, billowing red smoke begins to pour out from an unknown source. As the the red haze expands to cover more ground, small silhouettes begin to become visible, small figures appearing and disappearing inside the red smoke. All those of weaker resolve and constitution (ie. Anyone who isn’t a named character) that inhale the red smoke find themselves falling into a deep sleep, as small hidden beings seem to come and drain some form of energy from the sleeping people. A much larger creature walks though the red haze, it’s form partially hidden from view, seemingly leading the smaller figures.
*Catnap?*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
When nobody is looking, somewhere in the dome, there appears an old, brown, box TV, half buried in the ground. Nobody saw it get there, but it’s there. On it is a big red, “ON,” button.
Elk walks over to the TV, a confused look on his face. He pokes at the ON button with the end of his glaive, then steps back.
The TV turns on, first showing static, then showing a colorful cartoon field with some hills in the background. The hills have faces, and are lightly bouncing back and forth. Two characters walk on screen, two cartoon people, a boy and a girl, who start setting up a picnic. Every once in a while, the tv switches back to static before changing back suddenly. (It’s in like a cup head/ looney toons style)
He steps back, obviously very, VERY confused. He holds his glaive at the ready, the blade pointing at the screen.
Suddenly, the screen cuts to a rabbit burrow. An adorable cartoon rabbit wakes up, yawning and stretching like a human, before jumping out of their burrow, munching on a carrot, and walking towards the picnic. Unnoticed, the rabbit steals the pair’s picnic basket, running away as the two humans start chasing after it. It cuts to static again, then back.
Galighorelk steps back cautiously, his glaive still pointed at the screen.
The rabbit dives into their burrow and starts to pop out in random places around the field, the two people producing giant hammers and trying to whack them, failing miserably. Then the rabbit leaps out, with his own giant hammer, and smashes the girl into the ground, flattening her. The boy produces a gun and tries to shoot the rabbit, who dived back into the hole. He sticks the barrel of the gun into the hole, which comes out of another hole, aiming towards the boy. He fires, and it hits him, and he yowls in pain and runs off of the screen. The screen zooms in on the rabbit who peeks his head out, munching on a carrot. The screen turns dark and turns to static, then to a screen saying, “That’s all folks!” With the rabbit and the two humans, frozen chasing each other. At the center of the screen is a sort of logo, that seems to be some sort of cartoonish green head with tentacles and giant eyes. The screen goes static again, and it stays that way. Some sort of shadow moves throughout the static, with a head like the logo’s and with long, spindly cartoonish limbs and batlike wings on its back.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Zeon is sprinting around the field as usual, looking for anything interesting.
Near the northern edge of the dome, billowing red smoke begins to pour out from an unknown source. As the the red haze expands to cover more ground, small silhouettes begin to become visible, small figures appearing and disappearing inside the red smoke. All those of weaker resolve and constitution (ie. Anyone who isn’t a named character) that inhale the red smoke find themselves falling into a deep sleep, as small hidden beings seem to come and drain some form of energy from the sleeping people. A much larger creature walks though the red haze, it’s form partially hidden from view, seemingly leading the smaller figures.
*Catnap?*
*🐱💤
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
“You might be right about that, I’m not entirely sold on it though.”
“Lead the way.” Shade walks back into Jason shadow.
”really? You held up in a fight against Astaroth for longer than most people have.”
Varavothim leads the way up to the castle, and up a giant staircase leading to the castle’s main doors. There are two guards guarding the castle, armed with halberds and having veins running with black blood.
“Speaking of which I need to get a rematch with him. Couldn’t you beat Astaroth?”
Jason spikes his aura hard at the two guards. 35 Con save or feel incredible pain and fall unconscious.
”probably… not if Abaddon is helping him though.” they fall unconscious immediately.
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
When nobody is looking, somewhere in the dome, there appears an old, brown, box TV, half buried in the ground. Nobody saw it get there, but it’s there. On it is a big red, “ON,” button.
Elk walks over to the TV, a confused look on his face. He pokes at the ON button with the end of his glaive, then steps back.
The TV turns on, first showing static, then showing a colorful cartoon field with some hills in the background. The hills have faces, and are lightly bouncing back and forth. Two characters walk on screen, two cartoon people, a boy and a girl, who start setting up a picnic. Every once in a while, the tv switches back to static before changing back suddenly. (It’s in like a cup head/ looney toons style)
He steps back, obviously very, VERY confused. He holds his glaive at the ready, the blade pointing at the screen.
Suddenly, the screen cuts to a rabbit burrow. An adorable cartoon rabbit wakes up, yawning and stretching like a human, before jumping out of their burrow, munching on a carrot, and walking towards the picnic. Unnoticed, the rabbit steals the pair’s picnic basket, running away as the two humans start chasing after it. It cuts to static again, then back.
Galighorelk steps back cautiously, his glaive still pointed at the screen.
The rabbit dives into their burrow and starts to pop out in random places around the field, the two people producing giant hammers and trying to whack them, failing miserably. Then the rabbit leaps out, with his own giant hammer, and smashes the girl into the ground, flattening her. The boy produces a gun and tries to shoot the rabbit, who dived back into the hole. He sticks the barrel of the gun into the hole, which comes out of another hole, aiming towards the boy. He fires, and it hits him, and he yowls in pain and runs off of the screen. The screen zooms in on the rabbit who peeks his head out, munching on a carrot. The screen turns dark and turns to static, then to a screen saying, “That’s all folks!” With the rabbit and the two humans, frozen chasing each other. At the center of the screen is a sort of logo, that seems to be some sort of cartoonish green head with tentacles and giant eyes. The screen goes static again, and it stays that way. Some sort of shadow moves throughout the static, with a head like the logo’s and with long, spindly cartoonish limbs and batlike wings on its back.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
The screen switches from static and it becomes a black void, the only color on the screen being a spindly green cartoon character, with long limbs and gloved hands, five tentacles on its face, curling and moving in a rhythmic pattern, the same animation over and over, with green and blue wings, too tiny to use to fly, on its back. It bobs back and forth, staring right at Elk. Then, it waves.
”Well Hiya kids! I hope that these DELICIOUS cartoons are enjoyable for ya, but now you know what time it is!” A cheering sound comes from the TV.
“ITS BREAK TIME! We’ll be back in an hour- ooohhooohhoohohhohoohohohohhhhoo.” It seems the creature notices Elk.
”It seems we have a special guest!” Suddenly, the screen shows a talk show room, with the creature lounging on a sofa. “Tell me, mystery guest, what. is. Your. name?!?”
“You might be right about that, I’m not entirely sold on it though.”
“Lead the way.” Shade walks back into Jason shadow.
”really? You held up in a fight against Astaroth for longer than most people have.”
Varavothim leads the way up to the castle, and up a giant staircase leading to the castle’s main doors. There are two guards guarding the castle, armed with halberds and having veins running with black blood.
“Speaking of which I need to get a rematch with him. Couldn’t you beat Astaroth?”
Jason spikes his aura hard at the two guards. 35 Con save or feel incredible pain and fall unconscious.
”probably… not if Abaddon is helping him though.” they fall unconscious immediately.
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
“absolutely. I just got some more Thrilljoy.” She summons a chest and opens it, revealing two dozen bottles of the golden liquid. It’s a grand hall, suits of armor lining the walls and paintings decorating the entire place, detailing a line of nobles, including their death and birth dates. The last one in the line, a man with a long beard in a full suit of silver armor, with a glowing, holy sword, does not have a death date. The birth date is seven hundred years ago, and they seem to be humans.
Ragnaris spreads his wings, flapping until he is around 40 feet above the water of the lake. He flies back to the dome, and anyone who is watching him can see that he is holding about 100 large barrels of beer and ale in his maw. He lands on the ground with enough force to cause a small earthquake.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
When nobody is looking, somewhere in the dome, there appears an old, brown, box TV, half buried in the ground. Nobody saw it get there, but it’s there. On it is a big red, “ON,” button.
Elk walks over to the TV, a confused look on his face. He pokes at the ON button with the end of his glaive, then steps back.
The TV turns on, first showing static, then showing a colorful cartoon field with some hills in the background. The hills have faces, and are lightly bouncing back and forth. Two characters walk on screen, two cartoon people, a boy and a girl, who start setting up a picnic. Every once in a while, the tv switches back to static before changing back suddenly. (It’s in like a cup head/ looney toons style)
He steps back, obviously very, VERY confused. He holds his glaive at the ready, the blade pointing at the screen.
Suddenly, the screen cuts to a rabbit burrow. An adorable cartoon rabbit wakes up, yawning and stretching like a human, before jumping out of their burrow, munching on a carrot, and walking towards the picnic. Unnoticed, the rabbit steals the pair’s picnic basket, running away as the two humans start chasing after it. It cuts to static again, then back.
Galighorelk steps back cautiously, his glaive still pointed at the screen.
The rabbit dives into their burrow and starts to pop out in random places around the field, the two people producing giant hammers and trying to whack them, failing miserably. Then the rabbit leaps out, with his own giant hammer, and smashes the girl into the ground, flattening her. The boy produces a gun and tries to shoot the rabbit, who dived back into the hole. He sticks the barrel of the gun into the hole, which comes out of another hole, aiming towards the boy. He fires, and it hits him, and he yowls in pain and runs off of the screen. The screen zooms in on the rabbit who peeks his head out, munching on a carrot. The screen turns dark and turns to static, then to a screen saying, “That’s all folks!” With the rabbit and the two humans, frozen chasing each other. At the center of the screen is a sort of logo, that seems to be some sort of cartoonish green head with tentacles and giant eyes. The screen goes static again, and it stays that way. Some sort of shadow moves throughout the static, with a head like the logo’s and with long, spindly cartoonish limbs and batlike wings on its back.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
The screen switches from static and it becomes a black void, the only color on the screen being a spindly green cartoon character, with long limbs and gloved hands, five tentacles on its face, curling and moving in a rhythmic pattern, the same animation over and over, with green and blue wings, too tiny to use to fly, on its back. It bobs back and forth, staring right at Elk. Then, it waves.
”Well Hiya kids! I hope that these DELICIOUS cartoons are enjoyable for ya, but now you know what time it is!” A cheering sound comes from the TV.
“ITS BREAK TIME! We’ll be back in an hour- ooohhooohhoohohhohoohohohohhhhoo.” It seems the creature notices Elk.
”It seems we have a special guest!” Suddenly, the screen shows a talk show room, with the creature lounging on a sofa. “Tell me, mystery guest, what. is. Your. name?!?”
Elk, not knowing if it is even possible to use his telepathy to respond, attemps to speak out loud. "My name... is Galighorelk, but... you may... call... me Elk."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“You might be right about that, I’m not entirely sold on it though.”
“Lead the way.” Shade walks back into Jason shadow.
”really? You held up in a fight against Astaroth for longer than most people have.”
Varavothim leads the way up to the castle, and up a giant staircase leading to the castle’s main doors. There are two guards guarding the castle, armed with halberds and having veins running with black blood.
“Speaking of which I need to get a rematch with him. Couldn’t you beat Astaroth?”
Jason spikes his aura hard at the two guards. 35 Con save or feel incredible pain and fall unconscious.
”probably… not if Abaddon is helping him though.” they fall unconscious immediately.
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
“absolutely. I just got some more Thrilljoy.” She summons a chest and opens it, revealing two dozen bottles of the golden liquid. It’s a grand hall, suits of armor lining the walls and paintings decorating the entire place, detailing a line of nobles, including their death and birth dates. The last one in the line, a man with a long beard in a full suit of silver armor, with a glowing, holy sword, does not have a death date. The birth date is seven hundred years ago, and they seem to be humans.
“Well let’s get to it then.” He grabs one of the bottles, opening it with a pop and drinking it down. Con save:35
Jason summons his dagger and runs it across every suit of armor, a terrible sound coming from it as the blade leaves the armor with a strange effect that causes it to bleed. He makes sure to get every suit of armor with meticulous care.
Ragnaris spreads his wings, flapping until he is around 40 feet above the water of the lake. He flies back to the dome, and anyone who is watching him can see that he is holding about 100 large barrels of beer and ale in his maw. He lands on the ground with enough force to cause a small earthquake.
John Dungeon the Crusader walks out in his suit of armor and approaches the giant dragon, moving seamlessly despite the heavy plate. He charges the dragon, only stopping when he see the barrels of beer, and scratches his head confused.
When nobody is looking, somewhere in the dome, there appears an old, brown, box TV, half buried in the ground. Nobody saw it get there, but it’s there. On it is a big red, “ON,” button.
Elk walks over to the TV, a confused look on his face. He pokes at the ON button with the end of his glaive, then steps back.
The TV turns on, first showing static, then showing a colorful cartoon field with some hills in the background. The hills have faces, and are lightly bouncing back and forth. Two characters walk on screen, two cartoon people, a boy and a girl, who start setting up a picnic. Every once in a while, the tv switches back to static before changing back suddenly. (It’s in like a cup head/ looney toons style)
He steps back, obviously very, VERY confused. He holds his glaive at the ready, the blade pointing at the screen.
Suddenly, the screen cuts to a rabbit burrow. An adorable cartoon rabbit wakes up, yawning and stretching like a human, before jumping out of their burrow, munching on a carrot, and walking towards the picnic. Unnoticed, the rabbit steals the pair’s picnic basket, running away as the two humans start chasing after it. It cuts to static again, then back.
Galighorelk steps back cautiously, his glaive still pointed at the screen.
The rabbit dives into their burrow and starts to pop out in random places around the field, the two people producing giant hammers and trying to whack them, failing miserably. Then the rabbit leaps out, with his own giant hammer, and smashes the girl into the ground, flattening her. The boy produces a gun and tries to shoot the rabbit, who dived back into the hole. He sticks the barrel of the gun into the hole, which comes out of another hole, aiming towards the boy. He fires, and it hits him, and he yowls in pain and runs off of the screen. The screen zooms in on the rabbit who peeks his head out, munching on a carrot. The screen turns dark and turns to static, then to a screen saying, “That’s all folks!” With the rabbit and the two humans, frozen chasing each other. At the center of the screen is a sort of logo, that seems to be some sort of cartoonish green head with tentacles and giant eyes. The screen goes static again, and it stays that way. Some sort of shadow moves throughout the static, with a head like the logo’s and with long, spindly cartoonish limbs and batlike wings on its back.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
The screen switches from static and it becomes a black void, the only color on the screen being a spindly green cartoon character, with long limbs and gloved hands, five tentacles on its face, curling and moving in a rhythmic pattern, the same animation over and over, with green and blue wings, too tiny to use to fly, on its back. It bobs back and forth, staring right at Elk. Then, it waves.
”Well Hiya kids! I hope that these DELICIOUS cartoons are enjoyable for ya, but now you know what time it is!” A cheering sound comes from the TV.
“ITS BREAK TIME! We’ll be back in an hour- ooohhooohhoohohhohoohohohohhhhoo.” It seems the creature notices Elk.
”It seems we have a special guest!” Suddenly, the screen shows a talk show room, with the creature lounging on a sofa. “Tell me, mystery guest, what. is. Your. name?!?”
Elk, not knowing if it is even possible to use his telepathy to respond, attemps to speak out loud. "My name... is Galighorelk, but... you may... call... me Elk."
“Well, ELK, it is a pleasure to meet ya! Truly a pleasure! Now, what are ya doing here, all alone on a late night? Did you get lost? Did your friends abandon you for the SLIME? Ooh, I have a question for you! Would you rather win a million dollars or be eaten by a giant spider?” He says excitedly, bouncing up and down, holding out a microphone to the front of the screen.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Ragnaris spreads his wings, flapping until he is around 40 feet above the water of the lake. He flies back to the dome, and anyone who is watching him can see that he is holding about 100 large barrels of beer and ale in his maw. He lands on the ground with enough force to cause a small earthquake.
Zeon stops running, managing to keep his balance as the quake shakes the ground, before he looks over at the massive dragon curiously.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
“You might be right about that, I’m not entirely sold on it though.”
“Lead the way.” Shade walks back into Jason shadow.
”really? You held up in a fight against Astaroth for longer than most people have.”
Varavothim leads the way up to the castle, and up a giant staircase leading to the castle’s main doors. There are two guards guarding the castle, armed with halberds and having veins running with black blood.
“Speaking of which I need to get a rematch with him. Couldn’t you beat Astaroth?”
Jason spikes his aura hard at the two guards. 35 Con save or feel incredible pain and fall unconscious.
”probably… not if Abaddon is helping him though.” they fall unconscious immediately.
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
“absolutely. I just got some more Thrilljoy.” She summons a chest and opens it, revealing two dozen bottles of the golden liquid. It’s a grand hall, suits of armor lining the walls and paintings decorating the entire place, detailing a line of nobles, including their death and birth dates. The last one in the line, a man with a long beard in a full suit of silver armor, with a glowing, holy sword, does not have a death date. The birth date is seven hundred years ago, and they seem to be humans.
“Well let’s get to it then.” He grabs one of the bottles, opening it with a pop and drinking it down. Con save:35
Jason summons his dagger and runs it across every suit of armor, a terrible sound coming from it as the blade leaves the armor with a strange effect that causes it to bleed. He makes sure to get every suit of armor with meticulous care.
She grabs a bottle too, pouring it into a smaller glass because she has nowhere near that high of a con. That’s a success, next save is DC 30.
Varavothim follows, looking a bit confused. “What are ya doing?”
When nobody is looking, somewhere in the dome, there appears an old, brown, box TV, half buried in the ground. Nobody saw it get there, but it’s there. On it is a big red, “ON,” button.
Elk walks over to the TV, a confused look on his face. He pokes at the ON button with the end of his glaive, then steps back.
The TV turns on, first showing static, then showing a colorful cartoon field with some hills in the background. The hills have faces, and are lightly bouncing back and forth. Two characters walk on screen, two cartoon people, a boy and a girl, who start setting up a picnic. Every once in a while, the tv switches back to static before changing back suddenly. (It’s in like a cup head/ looney toons style)
He steps back, obviously very, VERY confused. He holds his glaive at the ready, the blade pointing at the screen.
Suddenly, the screen cuts to a rabbit burrow. An adorable cartoon rabbit wakes up, yawning and stretching like a human, before jumping out of their burrow, munching on a carrot, and walking towards the picnic. Unnoticed, the rabbit steals the pair’s picnic basket, running away as the two humans start chasing after it. It cuts to static again, then back.
Galighorelk steps back cautiously, his glaive still pointed at the screen.
The rabbit dives into their burrow and starts to pop out in random places around the field, the two people producing giant hammers and trying to whack them, failing miserably. Then the rabbit leaps out, with his own giant hammer, and smashes the girl into the ground, flattening her. The boy produces a gun and tries to shoot the rabbit, who dived back into the hole. He sticks the barrel of the gun into the hole, which comes out of another hole, aiming towards the boy. He fires, and it hits him, and he yowls in pain and runs off of the screen. The screen zooms in on the rabbit who peeks his head out, munching on a carrot. The screen turns dark and turns to static, then to a screen saying, “That’s all folks!” With the rabbit and the two humans, frozen chasing each other. At the center of the screen is a sort of logo, that seems to be some sort of cartoonish green head with tentacles and giant eyes. The screen goes static again, and it stays that way. Some sort of shadow moves throughout the static, with a head like the logo’s and with long, spindly cartoonish limbs and batlike wings on its back.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
The screen switches from static and it becomes a black void, the only color on the screen being a spindly green cartoon character, with long limbs and gloved hands, five tentacles on its face, curling and moving in a rhythmic pattern, the same animation over and over, with green and blue wings, too tiny to use to fly, on its back. It bobs back and forth, staring right at Elk. Then, it waves.
”Well Hiya kids! I hope that these DELICIOUS cartoons are enjoyable for ya, but now you know what time it is!” A cheering sound comes from the TV.
“ITS BREAK TIME! We’ll be back in an hour- ooohhooohhoohohhohoohohohohhhhoo.” It seems the creature notices Elk.
”It seems we have a special guest!” Suddenly, the screen shows a talk show room, with the creature lounging on a sofa. “Tell me, mystery guest, what. is. Your. name?!?”
Elk, not knowing if it is even possible to use his telepathy to respond, attemps to speak out loud. "My name... is Galighorelk, but... you may... call... me Elk."
“Well, ELK, it is a pleasure to meet ya! Truly a pleasure! Now, what are ya doing here, all alone on a late night? Did you get lost? Did your friends abandon you for the SLIME? Ooh, I have a question for you! Would you rather win a million dollars or be eaten by a giant spider?” He says excitedly, bouncing up and down, holding out a microphone to the front of the screen.
"What... are dollars...?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“You might be right about that, I’m not entirely sold on it though.”
“Lead the way.” Shade walks back into Jason shadow.
”really? You held up in a fight against Astaroth for longer than most people have.”
Varavothim leads the way up to the castle, and up a giant staircase leading to the castle’s main doors. There are two guards guarding the castle, armed with halberds and having veins running with black blood.
“Speaking of which I need to get a rematch with him. Couldn’t you beat Astaroth?”
Jason spikes his aura hard at the two guards. 35 Con save or feel incredible pain and fall unconscious.
”probably… not if Abaddon is helping him though.” they fall unconscious immediately.
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
“absolutely. I just got some more Thrilljoy.” She summons a chest and opens it, revealing two dozen bottles of the golden liquid. It’s a grand hall, suits of armor lining the walls and paintings decorating the entire place, detailing a line of nobles, including their death and birth dates. The last one in the line, a man with a long beard in a full suit of silver armor, with a glowing, holy sword, does not have a death date. The birth date is seven hundred years ago, and they seem to be humans.
“Well let’s get to it then.” He grabs one of the bottles, opening it with a pop and drinking it down. Con save:35
Jason summons his dagger and runs it across every suit of armor, a terrible sound coming from it as the blade leaves the armor with a strange effect that causes it to bleed. He makes sure to get every suit of armor with meticulous care.
She grabs a bottle too, pouring it into a smaller glass because she has nowhere near that high of a con. That’s a success, next save is DC 30.
Varavothim follows, looking a bit confused. “What are ya doing?”
“Oh I’m starting to remember what happened while we were drunk.” He chugs a second bottle. Con save:31
He stops and turns “Causing problems. Even if I die I’m going to ruin his collection.” He continues.
When nobody is looking, somewhere in the dome, there appears an old, brown, box TV, half buried in the ground. Nobody saw it get there, but it’s there. On it is a big red, “ON,” button.
Elk walks over to the TV, a confused look on his face. He pokes at the ON button with the end of his glaive, then steps back.
The TV turns on, first showing static, then showing a colorful cartoon field with some hills in the background. The hills have faces, and are lightly bouncing back and forth. Two characters walk on screen, two cartoon people, a boy and a girl, who start setting up a picnic. Every once in a while, the tv switches back to static before changing back suddenly. (It’s in like a cup head/ looney toons style)
He steps back, obviously very, VERY confused. He holds his glaive at the ready, the blade pointing at the screen.
Suddenly, the screen cuts to a rabbit burrow. An adorable cartoon rabbit wakes up, yawning and stretching like a human, before jumping out of their burrow, munching on a carrot, and walking towards the picnic. Unnoticed, the rabbit steals the pair’s picnic basket, running away as the two humans start chasing after it. It cuts to static again, then back.
Galighorelk steps back cautiously, his glaive still pointed at the screen.
The rabbit dives into their burrow and starts to pop out in random places around the field, the two people producing giant hammers and trying to whack them, failing miserably. Then the rabbit leaps out, with his own giant hammer, and smashes the girl into the ground, flattening her. The boy produces a gun and tries to shoot the rabbit, who dived back into the hole. He sticks the barrel of the gun into the hole, which comes out of another hole, aiming towards the boy. He fires, and it hits him, and he yowls in pain and runs off of the screen. The screen zooms in on the rabbit who peeks his head out, munching on a carrot. The screen turns dark and turns to static, then to a screen saying, “That’s all folks!” With the rabbit and the two humans, frozen chasing each other. At the center of the screen is a sort of logo, that seems to be some sort of cartoonish green head with tentacles and giant eyes. The screen goes static again, and it stays that way. Some sort of shadow moves throughout the static, with a head like the logo’s and with long, spindly cartoonish limbs and batlike wings on its back.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
The screen switches from static and it becomes a black void, the only color on the screen being a spindly green cartoon character, with long limbs and gloved hands, five tentacles on its face, curling and moving in a rhythmic pattern, the same animation over and over, with green and blue wings, too tiny to use to fly, on its back. It bobs back and forth, staring right at Elk. Then, it waves.
”Well Hiya kids! I hope that these DELICIOUS cartoons are enjoyable for ya, but now you know what time it is!” A cheering sound comes from the TV.
“ITS BREAK TIME! We’ll be back in an hour- ooohhooohhoohohhohoohohohohhhhoo.” It seems the creature notices Elk.
”It seems we have a special guest!” Suddenly, the screen shows a talk show room, with the creature lounging on a sofa. “Tell me, mystery guest, what. is. Your. name?!?”
Elk, not knowing if it is even possible to use his telepathy to respond, attemps to speak out loud. "My name... is Galighorelk, but... you may... call... me Elk."
“Well, ELK, it is a pleasure to meet ya! Truly a pleasure! Now, what are ya doing here, all alone on a late night? Did you get lost? Did your friends abandon you for the SLIME? Ooh, I have a question for you! Would you rather win a million dollars or be eaten by a giant spider?” He says excitedly, bouncing up and down, holding out a microphone to the front of the screen.
"What... are dollars...?"
“Bucks! Money! Cash!” He yells, waving is hands around, his eyes temporarily turning to dollar signs as it starts raining gold.
“You might be right about that, I’m not entirely sold on it though.”
“Lead the way.” Shade walks back into Jason shadow.
”really? You held up in a fight against Astaroth for longer than most people have.”
Varavothim leads the way up to the castle, and up a giant staircase leading to the castle’s main doors. There are two guards guarding the castle, armed with halberds and having veins running with black blood.
“Speaking of which I need to get a rematch with him. Couldn’t you beat Astaroth?”
Jason spikes his aura hard at the two guards. 35 Con save or feel incredible pain and fall unconscious.
”probably… not if Abaddon is helping him though.” they fall unconscious immediately.
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
“absolutely. I just got some more Thrilljoy.” She summons a chest and opens it, revealing two dozen bottles of the golden liquid. It’s a grand hall, suits of armor lining the walls and paintings decorating the entire place, detailing a line of nobles, including their death and birth dates. The last one in the line, a man with a long beard in a full suit of silver armor, with a glowing, holy sword, does not have a death date. The birth date is seven hundred years ago, and they seem to be humans.
“Well let’s get to it then.” He grabs one of the bottles, opening it with a pop and drinking it down. Con save:35
Jason summons his dagger and runs it across every suit of armor, a terrible sound coming from it as the blade leaves the armor with a strange effect that causes it to bleed. He makes sure to get every suit of armor with meticulous care.
She grabs a bottle too, pouring it into a smaller glass because she has nowhere near that high of a con. That’s a success, next save is DC 30.
Varavothim follows, looking a bit confused. “What are ya doing?”
“Oh I’m starting to remember what happened while we were drunk.” He chugs a second bottle. Con save:26
He stops and turns “Causing problems. Even if I die I’m going to ruin his collection.” He continues.
He becomes poisoned! She takes another glass too. “Eh, it’s fine…”
”eh, makes sense. They’re Probably pretty expensive…”
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*Catnap?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Elk's eyes widen in shock, and he leaps backwards, putting himself around 50 feet away from the TV. He holds his glaive, ready to call down a bolt of lightning to decimate whatever is inside the screen.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*🐱💤
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“Abaddon is such a cheater though, of course he’d help his boyfriend.” He sits next to her “Wanna get drunk?”
“Well that problem is solved.” He walks into the room they were guarding.
The screen switches from static and it becomes a black void, the only color on the screen being a spindly green cartoon character, with long limbs and gloved hands, five tentacles on its face, curling and moving in a rhythmic pattern, the same animation over and over, with green and blue wings, too tiny to use to fly, on its back. It bobs back and forth, staring right at Elk. Then, it waves.
”Well Hiya kids! I hope that these DELICIOUS cartoons are enjoyable for ya, but now you know what time it is!” A cheering sound comes from the TV.
“ITS BREAK TIME! We’ll be back in an hour- ooohhooohhoohohhohoohohohohhhhoo.” It seems the creature notices Elk.
”It seems we have a special guest!” Suddenly, the screen shows a talk show room, with the creature lounging on a sofa. “Tell me, mystery guest, what. is. Your. name?!?”
*That would be fun. Hope it happens sooner or later.*
“absolutely. I just got some more Thrilljoy.” She summons a chest and opens it, revealing two dozen bottles of the golden liquid.
It’s a grand hall, suits of armor lining the walls and paintings decorating the entire place, detailing a line of nobles, including their death and birth dates. The last one in the line, a man with a long beard in a full suit of silver armor, with a glowing, holy sword, does not have a death date. The birth date is seven hundred years ago, and they seem to be humans.
Ragnaris spreads his wings, flapping until he is around 40 feet above the water of the lake. He flies back to the dome, and anyone who is watching him can see that he is holding about 100 large barrels of beer and ale in his maw. He lands on the ground with enough force to cause a small earthquake.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Elk, not knowing if it is even possible to use his telepathy to respond, attemps to speak out loud. "My name... is Galighorelk, but... you may... call... me Elk."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Well let’s get to it then.” He grabs one of the bottles, opening it with a pop and drinking it down. Con save:35
Jason summons his dagger and runs it across every suit of armor, a terrible sound coming from it as the blade leaves the armor with a strange effect that causes it to bleed. He makes sure to get every suit of armor with meticulous care.
John Dungeon the Crusader walks out in his suit of armor and approaches the giant dragon, moving seamlessly despite the heavy plate. He charges the dragon, only stopping when he see the barrels of beer, and scratches his head confused.
“Well, ELK, it is a pleasure to meet ya! Truly a pleasure! Now, what are ya doing here, all alone on a late night? Did you get lost? Did your friends abandon you for the SLIME? Ooh, I have a question for you! Would you rather win a million dollars or be eaten by a giant spider?” He says excitedly, bouncing up and down, holding out a microphone to the front of the screen.
*Resisting the urge to make DIO*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*You thought it was JOHNATHAN on the combat thread but it was I DIO!*
Zeon stops running, managing to keep his balance as the quake shakes the ground, before he looks over at the massive dragon curiously.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
She grabs a bottle too, pouring it into a smaller glass because she has nowhere near that high of a con. That’s a success, next save is DC 30.
Varavothim follows, looking a bit confused. “What are ya doing?”
"What... are dollars...?"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Oh I’m starting to remember what happened while we were drunk.” He chugs a second bottle. Con save:31
He stops and turns “Causing problems. Even if I die I’m going to ruin his collection.” He continues.
“Bucks! Money! Cash!” He yells, waving is hands around, his eyes temporarily turning to dollar signs as it starts raining gold.
He becomes poisoned! She takes another glass too. “Eh, it’s fine…”
”eh, makes sense. They’re Probably pretty expensive…”