*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
“Awww. Imma touch it.” He tries to pick up Johnny
He picks up the teacup and Johnny with ease. The cats flee for their lives.
Johnny’s eyes turn a bright glowy green. It meows, and energy crackles in its paws. It nips Perfect on the finger, if it hits, the wound glows with a bright light as searing pain arcs through his body.
to hit: 44 damage: 45 piercing and 201 poison, ignoring resistances and turning immunities to resistances.
*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
“Awww. Imma touch it.” He tries to pick up Johnny
He picks up the teacup and Johnny with ease. The cats flee for their lives.
Johnny’s eyes turn a bright glowy green. It meows, and energy crackles in its paws. It nips Perfect on the finger, if it hits, the wound glows with a bright light as searing pain arcs through his body.
to hit: 29 damage: 46 piercing and 192 poison, ignoring resistances and turning immunities to resistances.
Miss. He jumps 40 feet back knowing how much it would have hurt. Dropping the teacup in the process “What the heck! That’s rude. I rather not have to hurt such a cute little kitty, but you might be forcing my hand.” He reaches into his jacket, though not pulling anything out just yet.
*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
“Awww. Imma touch it.” He tries to pick up Johnny
He picks up the teacup and Johnny with ease. The cats flee for their lives.
Johnny’s eyes turn a bright glowy green. It meows, and energy crackles in its paws. It nips Perfect on the finger, if it hits, the wound glows with a bright light as searing pain arcs through his body.
to hit: 29 damage: 46 piercing and 192 poison, ignoring resistances and turning immunities to resistances.
Miss. He jumps 40 feet back knowing how much it would have hurt. Dropping the teacup in the process “What the heck! That’s rude. I rather not have to hurt such a cute little kitty, but you might be forcing my hand.” He reaches into his jacket, though not pulling anything out just yet.
The teacup stops in midair before it hits the ground, and starts spinning. Johnny meows cutely and it starts floating towards him. Initiative: 33
*i be wonderful! I’m feeling violent so I either wanna fight or traumatize lonely (again)*
*I would like to try Perfect in an actual fight. But if you rather give lonely even more depression, I’m chill with that.*
*Perfect in a fight could be fun. I has Aeolus, Johnny Teatime, Abaddon and Toonthulhu. If you wanna fight Abaddon I’m sure we could figure our some reason, but all of them are available.*
*Hmmm Johnny. Mostly because I find it absurd that the guy who’s weapons of choice of choice are two stupidly large pistols.*
*I am not entirely sure what you mean…*
Johnny teatime is peacefully napping inside of its ornate teacup, a bunch of cats caring for it.
*I don’t know either to be honest. Maybe I’m just tired*
Perfect, distracted by some kind of game on his phone accidentally walks right into Johnny’s teacup “Oh. Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
*ah, it’s alright*
the teacup wobbles on its silk pillow, and Johnny wakes up, yawning and blinking. Two cats scramble to correct the position of the cup. Perfect, however, upon touching the teacup, hears a message inside his mind.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
“Uhhhhh. Why? All I did was walk into you. Pretty dumb reason to try and kill somebody.”
They don’t get a response, the kitten falling on its back inside the teacup adorably, and sneezing. The other cats back away a bit, terrified.
“Uhhhhhh. What?” He looks at the cats “Do you all know what’s going on? Because it just looks pretty cute.”
One of them tries scratching something in the dirt, like, run, but Johnny glances over and they brush it away with their tail and jump back a bit.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
“Awww. Imma touch it.” He tries to pick up Johnny
He picks up the teacup and Johnny with ease. The cats flee for their lives.
Johnny’s eyes turn a bright glowy green. It meows, and energy crackles in its paws. It nips Perfect on the finger, if it hits, the wound glows with a bright light as searing pain arcs through his body.
to hit: 29 damage: 46 piercing and 192 poison, ignoring resistances and turning immunities to resistances.
Miss. He jumps 40 feet back knowing how much it would have hurt. Dropping the teacup in the process “What the heck! That’s rude. I rather not have to hurt such a cute little kitty, but you might be forcing my hand.” He reaches into his jacket, though not pulling anything out just yet.
The teacup stops in midair before it hits the ground, and starts spinning. Johnny meows cutely and it starts floating towards him. Initiative: 33
“Oh I’m going to hate myself tonight.” He pulls something out of his jacket. A sliver and blade handgun. Only it’s over a foot long and seems impossible to wield effectively “Really sorry about this.” (doesn’t really matter but) Init: 33
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Johnny leaps forward, teacup following them, and tries to bite them again.
to hit: 43 damage: 278 piercing and 184 poison.
then, at the end of Perfect’s turn, (init count 20) eldritch strands of magic whirl around the battlefield, incorporeal but magically connecting him and Johnny. This will be important later.
Johnny leaps forward, teacup following them, and tries to bite them again.
to hit: 39 damage: 277 piercing and 197 poison.
then, at the end of Perfect’s turn, (init count 20) eldritch strands of magic whirl around the battlefield, incorporeal but magically connecting him and Johnny. This will be important later.
It hits, though the wound starts healing near instantly, though not all the way as Perfect unloads 6 shots in rapid succession, before flying 60 feet into the air Attack: 29 Damage: 22 Attack: 35 Damage: 28 Attack: 31 Damage: 29 Attack: 40 Damage: 31 Attack: 41 Damage: 22 Attack: 28 Damage: 19
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Johnny screeches as all hit, although they barely scratch its orange, black, and white hide. Make a DC 30 con save. On a failure, Perfect can no longer succeed on constitution saving throws. It attacks again.
to hit: 44 damage: 44 piercing and 169 poison.
then, it unleashes a wave of restraining strands of magical force. DC 30 Dex or strength save, your choice. On a failure, you become restrained. (Object with AC 18, 200 hp causes it, ends if it’s destroyed)
It screeches as a bit of gold glowing blood leaks from its wounds, it’s now actually injured and is taking this more seriously.
it makes three scratches with its claws this time instead of its bite.
to hit: 36 damage: 62 slashing, and Perfect automatically fails con saves so they become poisoned for the rest of combat, and while that happens, he takes poison damage equal to the amount of any damage he deals to Johnny, every time he deals damage to Johnny, for as long as he’s poisoned.
to hit: 39 damage: 88 slashing, and Perfect automatically fails con saves so they become poisoned for the rest of combat, and while that happens, he takes poison damage equal to the amount of any damage he deals to Johnny, every time he deals damage to Johnny, for as long as he’s poisoned.
to hit: 34 damage: 61 slashing, and Perfect automatically fails con saves so they become poisoned for the rest of combat, and while that happens, he takes poison damage equal to the amount of any damage he deals to Johnny, every time he deals damage to Johnny, for as long as he’s poisoned.
Everything hits, and Johnny gains some more scratches, screaming in pain. Perfect takes all the damage Johnny just took as well, in poison that overcomes resistances and turns immunities to resistances.
“What’s that about? Is this bad or something? Did I do something wrong?”
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
The cats at this point are all slowly backing away, while Johnny is trying to bite their own tail. It is so adorable, so tiny, so pet-able. The cats seem to be afraid for their lives. One of them tries to write something else down, you aren’t supposed to touch the teacup.
“Awww. Imma touch it.” He tries to pick up Johnny
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
He picks up the teacup and Johnny with ease. The cats flee for their lives.
Johnny’s eyes turn a bright glowy green. It meows, and energy crackles in its paws. It nips Perfect on the finger, if it hits, the wound glows with a bright light as searing pain arcs through his body.
to hit: 44 damage: 45 piercing and 201 poison, ignoring resistances and turning immunities to resistances.
Miss. He jumps 40 feet back knowing how much it would have hurt. Dropping the teacup in the process “What the heck! That’s rude. I rather not have to hurt such a cute little kitty, but you might be forcing my hand.” He reaches into his jacket, though not pulling anything out just yet.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
The teacup stops in midair before it hits the ground, and starts spinning. Johnny meows cutely and it starts floating towards him. Initiative: 33
“Oh I’m going to hate myself tonight.” He pulls something out of his jacket. A sliver and blade handgun. Only it’s over a foot long and seems impossible to wield effectively “Really sorry about this.” (doesn’t really matter but) Init: 33
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*A, meant black. B, think you would go first.*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Johnny leaps forward, teacup following them, and tries to bite them again.
to hit: 43 damage: 278 piercing and 184 poison.
then, at the end of Perfect’s turn, (init count 20) eldritch strands of magic whirl around the battlefield, incorporeal but magically connecting him and Johnny. This will be important later.
It hits, though the wound starts healing near instantly, though not all the way as Perfect unloads 6 shots in rapid succession, before flying 60 feet into the air Attack: 29 Damage: 22 Attack: 35 Damage: 28 Attack: 31 Damage: 29 Attack: 40 Damage: 31 Attack: 41 Damage: 22 Attack: 28 Damage: 19
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Johnny screeches as all hit, although they barely scratch its orange, black, and white hide. Make a DC 30 con save. On a failure, Perfect can no longer succeed on constitution saving throws. It attacks again.
to hit: 44 damage: 44 piercing and 169 poison.
then, it unleashes a wave of restraining strands of magical force. DC 30 Dex or strength save, your choice. On a failure, you become restrained. (Object with AC 18, 200 hp causes it, ends if it’s destroyed)
Con: 35. Hit.
He dumps 6 more shots Attack: 37 Damage: 18 Attack: 27 Damage: 32 Attack: 33 Damage: 29 Attack: 41 Damage: 25 Attack: 32 Damage: 30 Attack: 38 Damage: 31
STR: 27
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
It screeches as a bit of gold glowing blood leaks from its wounds, it’s now actually injured and is taking this more seriously.
it makes three scratches with its claws this time instead of its bite.
to hit: 36 damage: 62 slashing, and Perfect automatically fails con saves so they become poisoned for the rest of combat, and while that happens, he takes poison damage equal to the amount of any damage he deals to Johnny, every time he deals damage to Johnny, for as long as he’s poisoned.
to hit: 39 damage: 88 slashing, and Perfect automatically fails con saves so they become poisoned for the rest of combat, and while that happens, he takes poison damage equal to the amount of any damage he deals to Johnny, every time he deals damage to Johnny, for as long as he’s poisoned.
to hit: 34 damage: 61 slashing, and Perfect automatically fails con saves so they become poisoned for the rest of combat, and while that happens, he takes poison damage equal to the amount of any damage he deals to Johnny, every time he deals damage to Johnny, for as long as he’s poisoned.
Perfect switches weapons. To a gold and black gun of similar proportions, shooting 6 times. Attack: 33 Damage: 27 + 34 Attack: 33 Damage: 28 + 38 Attack: 30 Damage: 26 + 42 Attack: 34 Damage: 22 + 36 Attack: 26 Damage: 23 + 27 Attack: 37 Damage: 32 + 30 radiant damage
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Everything hits, and Johnny gains some more scratches, screaming in pain. Perfect takes all the damage Johnny just took as well, in poison that overcomes resistances and turns immunities to resistances.
they make another bite.
to hit: 33 damage.41 piercing and 184 poison.
Miss. He uses all of his legendary actions to heal 150 hp. He shoots 6 more times.
Attack: 31 Damage: 25 + 40 Attack: 31 Damage: 21 + 38 Attack: 27 Damage: 21 + 43 Attack: 32 Damage: 27 + 38 Attack: 32 Damage: 26 + 35 Attack: 30 Damage: 26 + 39 radiant damage
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*Need to sleep. Very slepy. must slepp. good night everybody. OK BYYYYYYY!*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*Anybody want to rp?*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Important question, are Lonely and Jason alive?*
*Who else is alive?*
*No one has died*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist