"Anything can be eaten. Well, other than Nitro like me. Our flesh is too tough to be cooked. Regardless, it's mostly a question of whether it should be eaten. I would never attempt to eat such a glorious... Apple-oosa."
“Horse meat is notoriously difficult to cook, and it normally isn’t worth all the work for it. At least that’s what some say. Now, who are you? You haven’t introduce yourself.”
"Hieronymous. I'm a Gourmet Hunter looking to Combo with someone who can prepare my full-course menu. I don't expect that to mean much to you, so don't worry too much about it. Right now I'm just killing things with the intent to taste them. Not much here is worth eating."
“Not unless you like eating humanoids. Though there are plenty of more exotic creatures here. Though most, if not all wouldn’t go down without a fight.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Anything can be eaten. Well, other than Nitro like me. Our flesh is too tough to be cooked. Regardless, it's mostly a question of whether it should be eaten. I would never attempt to eat such a glorious... Apple-oosa."
“Horse meat is notoriously difficult to cook, and it normally isn’t worth all the work for it. At least that’s what some say. Now, who are you? You haven’t introduce yourself.”
"Hieronymous. I'm a Gourmet Hunter looking to Combo with someone who can prepare my full-course menu. I don't expect that to mean much to you, so don't worry too much about it. Right now I'm just killing things with the intent to taste them. Not much here is worth eating."
“Not unless you like eating humanoids. Though there are plenty of more exotic creatures here. Though most, if not all wouldn’t go down without a fight.”
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Anything can be eaten. Well, other than Nitro like me. Our flesh is too tough to be cooked. Regardless, it's mostly a question of whether it should be eaten. I would never attempt to eat such a glorious... Apple-oosa."
“Horse meat is notoriously difficult to cook, and it normally isn’t worth all the work for it. At least that’s what some say. Now, who are you? You haven’t introduce yourself.”
"Hieronymous. I'm a Gourmet Hunter looking to Combo with someone who can prepare my full-course menu. I don't expect that to mean much to you, so don't worry too much about it. Right now I'm just killing things with the intent to taste them. Not much here is worth eating."
“Not unless you like eating humanoids. Though there are plenty of more exotic creatures here. Though most, if not all wouldn’t go down without a fight.”
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
“You sound entitled and egotistical about your world. Let me tell you, every world has its perks.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
“You sound entitled and egotistical about your world. Let me tell you, every world has its perks.”
"My world is delicious. Well, part of it is. That is what matters. I don't see the point in fighting if not for food. All these worlds seem to be in endless states of random violence. I have tasted GOD. I have seen that mass destruction has no point in a world where great food exists. And such great food doesn't seem to exist in most worlds..."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
“You sound entitled and egotistical about your world. Let me tell you, every world has its perks.”
"My world is delicious. Well, part of it is. That is what matters. I don't see the point in fighting if not for food. All these worlds seem to be in endless states of random violence. I have tasted GOD. I have seen that mass destruction has no point in a world where great food exists. And such great food doesn't seem to exist in most worlds..."
“Again. Entitled. Not everything is about food. Plus, have you had Al Nero De Sepia? Or tried my tea? This world has great foods, chances are you’re looking in the wrong places, because not every world is like your own. Each is delicious in its own way, and that’s what makes them beautiful.” He sips his tea “There’s also tons of other reasons to fight. Vengeance, victory, personal enjoyment, or simply for sport. He takes another sip “That’s just my take on it though.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
“You sound entitled and egotistical about your world. Let me tell you, every world has its perks.”
"My world is delicious. Well, part of it is. That is what matters. I don't see the point in fighting if not for food. All these worlds seem to be in endless states of random violence. I have tasted GOD. I have seen that mass destruction has no point in a world where great food exists. And such great food doesn't seem to exist in most worlds..."
“Again. Entitled. Not everything is about food. Plus, have you had Al Nero De Sepia? Or tried my tea? This world has great foods, chances are you’re looking in the wrong places, because not every world is like your own. Each is delicious in its own way, and that’s what makes them beautiful.” He sips his tea “There’s also tons of other reasons to fight. Vengeance, victory, personal enjoyment, or simply for sport. He takes another sip “That’s just my take on it though.”
"I've had great foods on other worlds, but most worlds don't care to develop their craftsmanship and instead say 'oh boy, wouldn't it be just super fun to try and evolve the strongest thing in the multiverse?' But there can only be one, so they nearly all fail. And they end up with nothing of value to me. I don't care about being the best, and fighting is a pretty dumb way to have fun. I have no reason to seek vengeance, and neither does anyone else. The whole concept of vengeance is poorly thought-through in the first place."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
“You sound entitled and egotistical about your world. Let me tell you, every world has its perks.”
"My world is delicious. Well, part of it is. That is what matters. I don't see the point in fighting if not for food. All these worlds seem to be in endless states of random violence. I have tasted GOD. I have seen that mass destruction has no point in a world where great food exists. And such great food doesn't seem to exist in most worlds..."
“Again. Entitled. Not everything is about food. Plus, have you had Al Nero De Sepia? Or tried my tea? This world has great foods, chances are you’re looking in the wrong places, because not every world is like your own. Each is delicious in its own way, and that’s what makes them beautiful.” He sips his tea “There’s also tons of other reasons to fight. Vengeance, victory, personal enjoyment, or simply for sport. He takes another sip “That’s just my take on it though.”
"I've had great foods on other worlds, but most worlds don't care to develop their craftsmanship and instead say 'oh boy, wouldn't it be just super fun to try and evolve the strongest thing in the multiverse?' But there can only be one, so they nearly all fail. And they end up with nothing of value to me. I don't care about being the best, and fighting is a pretty dumb way to have fun. I have no reason to seek vengeance, and neither does anyone else. The whole concept of vengeance is poorly thought-through in the first place."
“Maybe for you. But you aren’t everyone. Your word isn’t law or fact. When it comes down to it, you’re just another insignificant speck on the face of the multiverse. Just like all of us. Also, the whole evolving the strongest being in the multiverse isn’t anyone’s fault. That’s just how the world works. Evolution will always strive for perfection, and nothing you do can change that. Stop worrying and complaining about what others do with their limited time, and focus on your goals.” He finishes his tea, looking at his nails “Perfectly grown back.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
A lone machine stands in a crater, performing some kind of repair on its humanoid arm. It in fact is humanoid, resembling that of a Tiefling with perfectly straight horns. The hood of their cloak is down, revealing the purple eyes that survey the land.
They see a single man, everyone seemingly afraid to approach him. The man is in a flower covered shirt and swim shorts, standing at a grill, making hotdogs and sandwiches. He has a broad smile on his face, but an aura that is almost physically crushing to experience.
They approach the man, their legs dragging at first before seeming to repair with each step, until they stand perfectly straight, an 8 or so feet tall. “Any particular reason you are so feared?”
He looks up to them, speaking with a strong Australian accent “Well that’s a way to introduce yourself, my names Jason Asano. Nice to meet ya. Wanna hotdogs or sandwich?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I quite literally cannot eat, nor have I ever. Accepting would just be a waste of a meal. Where have I landed?”
“You’re in a place called the dome, don’t know where it came from but people are supposed to fight here. Of course no one wants to fight me anymore, but that doesn’t matter.”
A metal spider crawls out of their arm and down to their hand, which gently holds it. “And why is that, sir?”
He shrugs and slits his wrist, hundreds upon hundreds of red leeches spill out, all the people watching shivering in terror “This is Collin.”
“The leeches or you?”
“I told you I was Jason, Collin is the leeches, everyone is afraid of them.”
"I'm sorry. My ears are still repairing. Hello Collin."
The leeches take a humanoid form, upon opening their mouth a terrifying shriek comes out.
Johnny is drinking tea, while his horse eats some oats
*Do you want to deal with any of my characters?*
*Sure, doesn’t matter who*
Sekiro begins to paint, using the scene as a sort of inspiration, a western style this time.
Johnny looks over “Make sure you do it well.”
Sekiro looks up to Johnny “Of course,” before continuing to work.
"So who exactly are you?"
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Johnny is drinking tea, while his horse eats some oats
*Do you want to deal with any of my characters?*
*Sure, doesn’t matter who*
Sekiro begins to paint, using the scene as a sort of inspiration, a western style this time.
Johnny looks over “Make sure you do it well.”
Sekiro looks up to Johnny “Of course,” before continuing to work.
"So who exactly are you?"
“I am Sekiro, no last name. Who are you?”
"Johnny Joestar. You can call me Johnny or Jojo." he pets his horse "This is Slow Dancer."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Johnny is drinking tea, while his horse eats some oats
*Do you want to deal with any of my characters?*
*Sure, doesn’t matter who*
Sekiro begins to paint, using the scene as a sort of inspiration, a western style this time.
Johnny looks over “Make sure you do it well.”
Sekiro looks up to Johnny “Of course,” before continuing to work.
"So who exactly are you?"
“I am Sekiro, no last name. Who are you?”
"Johnny Joestar. You can call me Johnny or Jojo." he pets his horse "This is Slow Dancer."
He looks up, his mask shifting as his expression grows interested “Ah, that is a beautiful name for such a creature.”
"Beautiful name for a beautiful horse."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Johnny is drinking tea, while his horse eats some oats
*Do you want to deal with any of my characters?*
*Sure, doesn’t matter who*
Sekiro begins to paint, using the scene as a sort of inspiration, a western style this time.
Johnny looks over “Make sure you do it well.”
Sekiro looks up to Johnny “Of course,” before continuing to work.
"So who exactly are you?"
“I am Sekiro, no last name. Who are you?”
"Johnny Joestar. You can call me Johnny or Jojo." he pets his horse "This is Slow Dancer."
He looks up, his mask shifting as his expression grows interested “Ah, that is a beautiful name for such a creature.”
"Beautiful name for a beautiful horse."
He continues working “I can only hope to capture that beauty in this painting.”
"She might trample you if you don't. I'm joking."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Not unless you like eating humanoids. Though there are plenty of more exotic creatures here. Though most, if not all wouldn’t go down without a fight.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Exotic does not mean delicious. My home world has creatures far more palatable than these. They never leave, because there is nothing worth eating outside the Gourmet World. All there are are people who can make those amazing things better. You humanoids are by far not worth the effort of killing."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“You sound entitled and egotistical about your world. Let me tell you, every world has its perks.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"My world is delicious. Well, part of it is. That is what matters. I don't see the point in fighting if not for food. All these worlds seem to be in endless states of random violence. I have tasted GOD. I have seen that mass destruction has no point in a world where great food exists. And such great food doesn't seem to exist in most worlds..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Again. Entitled. Not everything is about food. Plus, have you had Al Nero De Sepia? Or tried my tea? This world has great foods, chances are you’re looking in the wrong places, because not every world is like your own. Each is delicious in its own way, and that’s what makes them beautiful.” He sips his tea “There’s also tons of other reasons to fight. Vengeance, victory, personal enjoyment, or simply for sport. He takes another sip “That’s just my take on it though.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"I've had great foods on other worlds, but most worlds don't care to develop their craftsmanship and instead say 'oh boy, wouldn't it be just super fun to try and evolve the strongest thing in the multiverse?' But there can only be one, so they nearly all fail. And they end up with nothing of value to me. I don't care about being the best, and fighting is a pretty dumb way to have fun. I have no reason to seek vengeance, and neither does anyone else. The whole concept of vengeance is poorly thought-through in the first place."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I gtg real soon*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Maybe for you. But you aren’t everyone. Your word isn’t law or fact. When it comes down to it, you’re just another insignificant speck on the face of the multiverse. Just like all of us. Also, the whole evolving the strongest being in the multiverse isn’t anyone’s fault. That’s just how the world works. Evolution will always strive for perfection, and nothing you do can change that. Stop worrying and complaining about what others do with their limited time, and focus on your goals.” He finishes his tea, looking at his nails “Perfectly grown back.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Bye!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*So do I*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The leeches take a humanoid form, upon opening their mouth a terrifying shriek comes out.
Sekiro looks up to Johnny “Of course,” before continuing to work.
"So who exactly are you?"
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“I am Sekiro, no last name. Who are you?”
"Johnny Joestar. You can call me Johnny or Jojo." he pets his horse "This is Slow Dancer."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
He looks up, his mask shifting as his expression grows interested “Ah, that is a beautiful name for such a creature.”
"Beautiful name for a beautiful horse."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
He continues working “I can only hope to capture that beauty in this painting.”
"She might trample you if you don't. I'm joking."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
He turns the painting around, a near perfect depiction of Slow Dancer and Johnny in a horse race, eerily reminiscent of what he’s been through.