The spikes can't pierce the seemingly soft flesh (miss, but flavored as natural armor). "But I forgive you already." He pulls Shedder into a hug, reciprocating the grapple. The tension is back, but used as an all-consuming hug. Waves of comfort instead of fear. Not mind-altering like the hatred from before, but just a gentle knock on his atrophied pleasure centers. "I don't care how many people you killed, or how painful it was, but I know you can get better. You just have to try. I know you don't want to, but I'll try for you." There is not a hint of fear or discomfort in his voice.
*Dawg are you really going to neutralize the evil that is Shredder? Also what's his AC, I forgot.*
He is so surprised by the failure of the claws that he doesn't resist the hug. His spiked armor presses up against them, but as was previously established that likely doesn't do much either. His arms slump to his sides, slight tears dropping down his face "Why? Why do you do this? I tried to stab you. Let me go! Let me be the monster I know I am!" He shakes but doesn't push with the real strength he has.
*35, your roll just barely missed. And Shredder doesn't have to change his ways instantly, it takes a while before meaningful change is made. Shredder is practically a violence addict, after all.*
Propsero gently sets Shredder down. "Everyone is a monster. You're no different. You are so full of hurt, and you wanted to share. It's only natural. You don't have to be angry at me, because I understand. All that anger I have... you saw it. You know that I'm not any better than you. I just made an effort to be kinder, and I know if you put in that same effort, you can be happy too."
*Also, I gtg for a bit*
*Don't worry about changing the Shredder to be a better person, considering the name is just a title, if one fails there will be another.*
He pushes away, unsure about this vigilante, disappearing into the shadows, this time his murderous presence disappears with him, although replaced by hundreds of others. These ones are weaker than Shredder's and their steps can be heard, although faintly. The Foot clan emerge from the shadows and attack the attempted hero, looking to kill. *I would roll attacks for them, but compared to Shredder they are a bunch of nobodies.*
*Cool, didn't know that*
Prospero looks down at his arm. He fires off a single punch that he had been charging that entire conversation (remember the shaking?), KOing pretty much every Foot in the surrounding area.
Attack: 47 Damage: 270
*Bro that would have one shotted Shredder if he wasn't a barbarian.*
The Foot that got hit are sent flying to the other side of the dome, and the ones that aren't almost consider running away, but they know that running would result in a punishment from Shredder far worse than anything they could experiences here. The remaining three charge in, using their martial arts skills and weapons to little effect.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Well, I could use your help. I'm trying to be a hero, but people keep using all these crazy gadgets that I don't know how to deal with. I can pay you! Probably not all at once, but it's better than nothing!" *All cool with me!*
*Back*
“Hero’s aren’t real, but I don’t care about your hopes or delusions. How much am I getting paid? Piles of trash are surprisingly expensive.”
"I can get you all the trash you could possibly need."
“Okay. I still need actual money. Trash won’t get me enough food to feed a bottomless stomach.”
Prospero looks down at his arm. He fires off a single punch that he had been charging that entire conversation (remember the shaking?), KOing pretty much every Foot in the surrounding area.
Attack: 47 Damage: 270
*Bro that would have one shotted Shredder if he wasn't a barbarian.*
The Foot that got hit are sent flying to the other side of the dome, and the ones that aren't almost consider running away, but they know that running would result in a punishment from Shredder far worse than anything they could experiences here. The remaining three charge in, using their martial arts skills and weapons to little effect.
*Hey, you okayed the charge-up ability. I'm not taking responsibility for letting an encounter last for like, eight interactions without Propsero making an attack. Note that he has to release it all at once, he can't treat it like a resource.*
He bats them down like flies, harmlessly knocking them out. (I'm not going to roll attacks or damage, since we all know how this is going.)
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, I could use your help. I'm trying to be a hero, but people keep using all these crazy gadgets that I don't know how to deal with. I can pay you! Probably not all at once, but it's better than nothing!" *All cool with me!*
*Back*
“Hero’s aren’t real, but I don’t care about your hopes or delusions. How much am I getting paid? Piles of trash are surprisingly expensive.”
"I can get you all the trash you could possibly need."
“Okay. I still need actual money. Trash won’t get me enough food to feed a bottomless stomach.”
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Prospero looks down at his arm. He fires off a single punch that he had been charging that entire conversation (remember the shaking?), KOing pretty much every Foot in the surrounding area.
Attack: 47 Damage: 270
*Bro that would have one shotted Shredder if he wasn't a barbarian.*
The Foot that got hit are sent flying to the other side of the dome, and the ones that aren't almost consider running away, but they know that running would result in a punishment from Shredder far worse than anything they could experiences here. The remaining three charge in, using their martial arts skills and weapons to little effect.
*Hey, you okayed the charge-up ability. I'm not taking responsibility for letting an encounter last for like, eight interactions without Propsero making an attack. Note that he has to release it all at once, he can't treat it like a resource.*
He bats them down like flies, harmlessly knocking them out. (I'm not going to roll attacks or damage, since we all know how this is going.)
*I realized I okayed it, but I didn't realize you were going to try and hit someone with the United States of Smash! Oh and fun fact, every Shredder in each series is a different Shredder, someone else who took up the mantle. The Shredder I'm playing is 2012 Shredder, or the most reasonable one.*
The Foot collapse to the ground defeated. Shredder does not yet return, leaving the Foot to fend for themselves, as that is the teachings of the Foot.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Prospero looks down at his arm. He fires off a single punch that he had been charging that entire conversation (remember the shaking?), KOing pretty much every Foot in the surrounding area.
Attack: 47 Damage: 270
*Bro that would have one shotted Shredder if he wasn't a barbarian.*
The Foot that got hit are sent flying to the other side of the dome, and the ones that aren't almost consider running away, but they know that running would result in a punishment from Shredder far worse than anything they could experiences here. The remaining three charge in, using their martial arts skills and weapons to little effect.
*Hey, you okayed the charge-up ability. I'm not taking responsibility for letting an encounter last for like, eight interactions without Propsero making an attack. Note that he has to release it all at once, he can't treat it like a resource.*
He bats them down like flies, harmlessly knocking them out. (I'm not going to roll attacks or damage, since we all know how this is going.)
*I realized I okayed it, but I didn't realize you were going to try and hit someone with the United States of Smash! Oh and fun fact, every Shredder in each series is a different Shredder, someone else who took up the mantle. The Shredder I'm playing is 2012 Shredder, or the most reasonable one.*
The Foot collapse to the ground defeated. Shredder does not yet return, leaving the Foot to fend for themselves, as that is the teachings of the Foot.
*Don't worry, it was only because he was afraid of Shredder. Prospero isn't usually that afraid, and when he is he rarely has enough time to charge up a strike like that. This was basically the perfect scenario for him to deal an absurd amount of damage. Also, he's non-lethal, if you remember his character sheet.*
*I'm terrified of what a less reasonable one would be like.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, I could use your help. I'm trying to be a hero, but people keep using all these crazy gadgets that I don't know how to deal with. I can pay you! Probably not all at once, but it's better than nothing!" *All cool with me!*
*Back*
“Hero’s aren’t real, but I don’t care about your hopes or delusions. How much am I getting paid? Piles of trash are surprisingly expensive.”
"I can get you all the trash you could possibly need."
“Okay. I still need actual money. Trash won’t get me enough food to feed a bottomless stomach.”
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
“That is truly impressive. Are the restaurants in this dimension? Also the food isn’t for me, it’s for Jeff, who can consume enough food to put a nation in debt.”
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
“That is truly impressive. Are the restaurants in this dimension? Also the food isn’t for me, it’s for Jeff, who can consume enough food to put a nation in debt.”
"Yeah, there are plenty! I know, because they get robbed a lot. People like food, evidently. I know a fish market that owes me a couple favors, they might be able to feed your friend for a bit. They haul tons of fish every day, and they're owned by my family, which I am legally still a part of."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Prospero looks down at his arm. He fires off a single punch that he had been charging that entire conversation (remember the shaking?), KOing pretty much every Foot in the surrounding area.
Attack: 47 Damage: 270
*Bro that would have one shotted Shredder if he wasn't a barbarian.*
The Foot that got hit are sent flying to the other side of the dome, and the ones that aren't almost consider running away, but they know that running would result in a punishment from Shredder far worse than anything they could experiences here. The remaining three charge in, using their martial arts skills and weapons to little effect.
*Hey, you okayed the charge-up ability. I'm not taking responsibility for letting an encounter last for like, eight interactions without Propsero making an attack. Note that he has to release it all at once, he can't treat it like a resource.*
He bats them down like flies, harmlessly knocking them out. (I'm not going to roll attacks or damage, since we all know how this is going.)
*I realized I okayed it, but I didn't realize you were going to try and hit someone with the United States of Smash! Oh and fun fact, every Shredder in each series is a different Shredder, someone else who took up the mantle. The Shredder I'm playing is 2012 Shredder, or the most reasonable one.*
The Foot collapse to the ground defeated. Shredder does not yet return, leaving the Foot to fend for themselves, as that is the teachings of the Foot.
*Don't worry, it was only because he was afraid of Shredder. Prospero isn't usually that afraid, and when he is he rarely has enough time to charge up a strike like that. This was basically the perfect scenario for him to deal an absurd amount of damage. Also, he's non-lethal, if you remember his character sheet.*
*I'm terrified of what a less reasonable one would be like.*
*The most recent Shredder is an actual and literal demon. The second one paralyzed Stockman for failing him, as well as taking one of his hands and eyes. The first one was just a menace all around. The only reason that one is so reasonable is because he has a daughter.*
*All of that is pretty cool though, and good to know he's non lethal.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
“That is truly impressive. Are the restaurants in this dimension? Also the food isn’t for me, it’s for Jeff, who can consume enough food to put a nation in debt.”
"Yeah, there are plenty! I know, because they get robbed a lot. People like food, evidently. I know a fish market that owes me a couple favors, they might be able to feed your friend for a bit. They haul tons of fish every day, and they're owned by my family, which I am legally still a part of."
“Jeff likes fish. Preferably raw salmon and cod.” He finishes his tinkering. It looks like a bunch of trash in the shape of a cannon. It looks unimpressive
*The most recent Shredder is an actual and literal demon. The second one paralyzed Stockman for failing him, as well as taking one of his hands and eyes. The first one was just a menace all around. The only reason that one is so reasonable is because he has a daughter.*
*All of that is pretty cool though, and good to know he's non lethal.*
*Prospero is going to die if he keeps this up...*
*You know, thinking about it, he might not actually have a very good reason to be in the Dome. He might be trying to bust some villains, but there are a couple problems with that. First, Prospero doesn't trust the legal system and prefers to try and heal the villains instead of locking them in prison forever, and he won't have time to try and do that if he's fighting like, 20 bad guys at once, each one stronger than he will ever be. In addition, he's a protector and hates initiating fights in the first place, so he wouldn't head here unless it was necessary.*
*Maybe he's looking for someone or something. That could be neat.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
“That is truly impressive. Are the restaurants in this dimension? Also the food isn’t for me, it’s for Jeff, who can consume enough food to put a nation in debt.”
"Yeah, there are plenty! I know, because they get robbed a lot. People like food, evidently. I know a fish market that owes me a couple favors, they might be able to feed your friend for a bit. They haul tons of fish every day, and they're owned by my family, which I am legally still a part of."
“Jeff likes fish. Preferably raw salmon and cod.” He finishes his tinkering. It looks like a bunch of trash in the shape of a cannon. It looks unimpressive
"I like fish too. What's that?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*The most recent Shredder is an actual and literal demon. The second one paralyzed Stockman for failing him, as well as taking one of his hands and eyes. The first one was just a menace all around. The only reason that one is so reasonable is because he has a daughter.*
*All of that is pretty cool though, and good to know he's non lethal.*
*Prospero is going to die if he keeps this up...*
*You know, thinking about it, he might not actually have a very good reason to be in the Dome. He might be trying to bust some villains, but there are a couple problems with that. First, Prospero doesn't trust the legal system and prefers to try and heal the villains instead of locking them in prison forever, and he won't have time to try and do that if he's fighting like, 20 bad guys at once, each one stronger than he will ever be. In addition, he's a protector and hates initiating fights in the first place, so he wouldn't head here unless it was necessary.*
*Maybe he's looking for someone or something. That could be neat.*
*Maybe he's inspired by the other heroes at the dome, giving him a reason to head to the dome in meeting them in person as well as allying with them to defeat some villians, even if he doesn't want to start fights he knows he will have to as long as he stays there. Either way, he probably won't lose to the Shredders, only three of them are strong enough to beat him. Super Shredder, Demon Shredder, and the second one I'm pretty sure.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*The most recent Shredder is an actual and literal demon. The second one paralyzed Stockman for failing him, as well as taking one of his hands and eyes. The first one was just a menace all around. The only reason that one is so reasonable is because he has a daughter.*
*All of that is pretty cool though, and good to know he's non lethal.*
*Prospero is going to die if he keeps this up...*
*You know, thinking about it, he might not actually have a very good reason to be in the Dome. He might be trying to bust some villains, but there are a couple problems with that. First, Prospero doesn't trust the legal system and prefers to try and heal the villains instead of locking them in prison forever, and he won't have time to try and do that if he's fighting like, 20 bad guys at once, each one stronger than he will ever be. In addition, he's a protector and hates initiating fights in the first place, so he wouldn't head here unless it was necessary.*
*Maybe he's looking for someone or something. That could be neat.*
*Maybe he's inspired by the other heroes at the dome, giving him a reason to head to the dome in meeting them in person as well as allying with them to defeat some villians, even if he doesn't want to start fights he knows he will have to as long as he stays there. Either way, he probably won't lose to the Shredders, only three of them are strong enough to beat him. Super Shredder, Demon Shredder, and the second one I'm pretty sure.*
*That's a great idea! In his own lore, Leviathan Prospero was inspired by comics and cartoons, and these guys are literally that taken up a notch. Notably, people keep telling him he's insane and stupid for even trying, and all that anger he has is from hearing that a million times from everyone he meets while the universe itself seems to have it out for him. Meeting his heroes will make him happier than almost anything.*
*Yeah, this man is dying. Most likely super painfully.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
“That is truly impressive. Are the restaurants in this dimension? Also the food isn’t for me, it’s for Jeff, who can consume enough food to put a nation in debt.”
"Yeah, there are plenty! I know, because they get robbed a lot. People like food, evidently. I know a fish market that owes me a couple favors, they might be able to feed your friend for a bit. They haul tons of fish every day, and they're owned by my family, which I am legally still a part of."
“Jeff likes fish. Preferably raw salmon and cod.” He finishes his tinkering. It looks like a bunch of trash in the shape of a cannon. It looks unimpressive
"I like fish too. What's that?"
“The foam cannon you wanted.” He pulls out a pair of oversized mechanic’s gloves, placing them on the cannon. With a flash of blue light, the metal and plastic mold together, turning into a black and bronze cannon, with rings of Latin phrases running around it “It should absorb most blunt impact, though not so much sharp stuff” *Immune to bludgeoning damage from non-magical sources, other wise resists bludgeoning damage, though it’s vulnerable to slashing. You can use it to restrain a target as an action (Escape DC= 8 + your proficiency bonus + your DEX mod) with a range of a 40 ft line. It has an AC of 18 and 30 hp, it can be destroyed if it takes enough damage. Falling on it deals no damage to the person who fell*
“The foam cannon you wanted.” He pulls out a pair of oversized mechanic’s gloves, placing them on the cannon. With a flash of blue light, the metal and plastic mold together, turning into a black and bronze cannon, with rings of Latin phrases running around it “It should absorb most blunt impact, though not so much sharp stuff” *Immune to bludgeoning damage from non-magical sources, other wise resists bludgeoning damage, though it’s vulnerable to slashing. You can use it to restrain a target as an action (Escape DC= 8 + your proficiency bonus + your DEX mod) with a range of a 40 ft line. It has an AC of 18 and 30 hp, it can be destroyed if it takes enough damage. Falling on it deals no damage to the person who fell*
"Wow. This looks incredible." He looks it over, handing over a fistful of gold coins.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“The foam cannon you wanted.” He pulls out a pair of oversized mechanic’s gloves, placing them on the cannon. With a flash of blue light, the metal and plastic mold together, turning into a black and bronze cannon, with rings of Latin phrases running around it “It should absorb most blunt impact, though not so much sharp stuff” *Immune to bludgeoning damage from non-magical sources, other wise resists bludgeoning damage, though it’s vulnerable to slashing. You can use it to restrain a target as an action (Escape DC= 8 + your proficiency bonus + your DEX mod) with a range of a 40 ft line. It has an AC of 18 and 30 hp, it can be destroyed if it takes enough damage. Falling on it deals no damage to the person who fell*
"Wow. This looks incredible." He looks it over, handing over a fistful of gold coins.
“Thank you” he puts the coin in his pocket, then picks up the umbrella at his side “I’ll see you around. I’m gonna go cause a little trouble. Just a little mischief, y’know?”
“The foam cannon you wanted.” He pulls out a pair of oversized mechanic’s gloves, placing them on the cannon. With a flash of blue light, the metal and plastic mold together, turning into a black and bronze cannon, with rings of Latin phrases running around it “It should absorb most blunt impact, though not so much sharp stuff” *Immune to bludgeoning damage from non-magical sources, other wise resists bludgeoning damage, though it’s vulnerable to slashing. You can use it to restrain a target as an action (Escape DC= 8 + your proficiency bonus + your DEX mod) with a range of a 40 ft line. It has an AC of 18 and 30 hp, it can be destroyed if it takes enough damage. Falling on it deals no damage to the person who fell*
"Wow. This looks incredible." He looks it over, handing over a fistful of gold coins.
“Thank you” he puts the coin in his pocket, then picks up the umbrella at his side “I’ll see you around. I’m gonna go cause a little trouble. Just a little mischief, y’know?”
"Alright. Stay safe. Don't hurt anybody!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*The most recent Shredder is an actual and literal demon. The second one paralyzed Stockman for failing him, as well as taking one of his hands and eyes. The first one was just a menace all around. The only reason that one is so reasonable is because he has a daughter.*
*All of that is pretty cool though, and good to know he's non lethal.*
*Prospero is going to die if he keeps this up...*
*You know, thinking about it, he might not actually have a very good reason to be in the Dome. He might be trying to bust some villains, but there are a couple problems with that. First, Prospero doesn't trust the legal system and prefers to try and heal the villains instead of locking them in prison forever, and he won't have time to try and do that if he's fighting like, 20 bad guys at once, each one stronger than he will ever be. In addition, he's a protector and hates initiating fights in the first place, so he wouldn't head here unless it was necessary.*
*Maybe he's looking for someone or something. That could be neat.*
*Maybe he's inspired by the other heroes at the dome, giving him a reason to head to the dome in meeting them in person as well as allying with them to defeat some villians, even if he doesn't want to start fights he knows he will have to as long as he stays there. Either way, he probably won't lose to the Shredders, only three of them are strong enough to beat him. Super Shredder, Demon Shredder, and the second one I'm pretty sure.*
*That's a great idea! In his own lore, Leviathan Prospero was inspired by comics and cartoons, and these guys are literally that taken up a notch. Notably, people keep telling him he's insane and stupid for even trying, and all that anger he has is from hearing that a million times from everyone he meets while the universe itself seems to have it out for him. Meeting his heroes will make him happier than almost anything.*
*Yeah, this man is dying. Most likely super painfully.*
*I am always here to help friend, I do my best to come up with cool ideas.*
*Probably not, but if so most likely by disembowelment or impalement. Likely both.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
True Rage and Malice, emotions that are considered to be the worst things most people can feel, to hate someone so much that it burns a violent passion in your mind, filling your every thought. A rage that burns so hot it freezes cold, growing into a silent rage, a logical rage, and even worse after all that, the illogical yet controlled rage. The embodiment of this rage arrives at the dome, thunder crashing, flashing light revealing the form of an armored man with what appears to be a wooden arm and an absolutely humongous sword, something you would expect Ragnerious to wield. His body is concealed by his pitch black armor, the design of a wolf's head as it's helm, something dark, special about the armor as a whole. He silently walks inside, his steps leaving indents in the ground, a shivering rage barely controlled until he sits on a rock, sticking his equally special greatsword into the ground and looks into the middle distance.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Bro that would have one shotted Shredder if he wasn't a barbarian.*
The Foot that got hit are sent flying to the other side of the dome, and the ones that aren't almost consider running away, but they know that running would result in a punishment from Shredder far worse than anything they could experiences here. The remaining three charge in, using their martial arts skills and weapons to little effect.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Okay. I still need actual money. Trash won’t get me enough food to feed a bottomless stomach.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*Hey, you okayed the charge-up ability. I'm not taking responsibility for letting an encounter last for like, eight interactions without Propsero making an attack. Note that he has to release it all at once, he can't treat it like a resource.*
He bats them down like flies, harmlessly knocking them out. (I'm not going to roll attacks or damage, since we all know how this is going.)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I get free food at a lot of restaurants because I saved them from bad guys. I could transfer my 'free food' status from a couple of them to you. That way you can have all the food you need. I mean, it feeds me, and I need over 20k calories a day."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I realized I okayed it, but I didn't realize you were going to try and hit someone with the United States of Smash! Oh and fun fact, every Shredder in each series is a different Shredder, someone else who took up the mantle. The Shredder I'm playing is 2012 Shredder, or the most reasonable one.*
The Foot collapse to the ground defeated. Shredder does not yet return, leaving the Foot to fend for themselves, as that is the teachings of the Foot.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Don't worry, it was only because he was afraid of Shredder. Prospero isn't usually that afraid, and when he is he rarely has enough time to charge up a strike like that. This was basically the perfect scenario for him to deal an absurd amount of damage. Also, he's non-lethal, if you remember his character sheet.*
*I'm terrified of what a less reasonable one would be like.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“That is truly impressive. Are the restaurants in this dimension? Also the food isn’t for me, it’s for Jeff, who can consume enough food to put a nation in debt.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
"Yeah, there are plenty! I know, because they get robbed a lot. People like food, evidently. I know a fish market that owes me a couple favors, they might be able to feed your friend for a bit. They haul tons of fish every day, and they're owned by my family, which I am legally still a part of."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*The most recent Shredder is an actual and literal demon. The second one paralyzed Stockman for failing him, as well as taking one of his hands and eyes. The first one was just a menace all around. The only reason that one is so reasonable is because he has a daughter.*
*All of that is pretty cool though, and good to know he's non lethal.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Jeff likes fish. Preferably raw salmon and cod.” He finishes his tinkering. It looks like a bunch of trash in the shape of a cannon. It looks unimpressive
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*Prospero is going to die if he keeps this up...*
*You know, thinking about it, he might not actually have a very good reason to be in the Dome. He might be trying to bust some villains, but there are a couple problems with that. First, Prospero doesn't trust the legal system and prefers to try and heal the villains instead of locking them in prison forever, and he won't have time to try and do that if he's fighting like, 20 bad guys at once, each one stronger than he will ever be. In addition, he's a protector and hates initiating fights in the first place, so he wouldn't head here unless it was necessary.*
*Maybe he's looking for someone or something. That could be neat.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I like fish too. What's that?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Maybe he's inspired by the other heroes at the dome, giving him a reason to head to the dome in meeting them in person as well as allying with them to defeat some villians, even if he doesn't want to start fights he knows he will have to as long as he stays there. Either way, he probably won't lose to the Shredders, only three of them are strong enough to beat him. Super Shredder, Demon Shredder, and the second one I'm pretty sure.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*That's a great idea! In his own lore, Leviathan Prospero was inspired by comics and cartoons, and these guys are literally that taken up a notch. Notably, people keep telling him he's insane and stupid for even trying, and all that anger he has is from hearing that a million times from everyone he meets while the universe itself seems to have it out for him. Meeting his heroes will make him happier than almost anything.*
*Yeah, this man is dying. Most likely super painfully.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“The foam cannon you wanted.” He pulls out a pair of oversized mechanic’s gloves, placing them on the cannon. With a flash of blue light, the metal and plastic mold together, turning into a black and bronze cannon, with rings of Latin phrases running around it “It should absorb most blunt impact, though not so much sharp stuff” *Immune to bludgeoning damage from non-magical sources, other wise resists bludgeoning damage, though it’s vulnerable to slashing. You can use it to restrain a target as an action (Escape DC= 8 + your proficiency bonus + your DEX mod) with a range of a 40 ft line. It has an AC of 18 and 30 hp, it can be destroyed if it takes enough damage. Falling on it deals no damage to the person who fell*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
"Wow. This looks incredible." He looks it over, handing over a fistful of gold coins.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Thank you” he puts the coin in his pocket, then picks up the umbrella at his side “I’ll see you around. I’m gonna go cause a little trouble. Just a little mischief, y’know?”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
"Alright. Stay safe. Don't hurt anybody!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I am always here to help friend, I do my best to come up with cool ideas.*
*Probably not, but if so most likely by disembowelment or impalement. Likely both.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
True Rage and Malice, emotions that are considered to be the worst things most people can feel, to hate someone so much that it burns a violent passion in your mind, filling your every thought. A rage that burns so hot it freezes cold, growing into a silent rage, a logical rage, and even worse after all that, the illogical yet controlled rage. The embodiment of this rage arrives at the dome, thunder crashing, flashing light revealing the form of an armored man with what appears to be a wooden arm and an absolutely humongous sword, something you would expect Ragnerious to wield. His body is concealed by his pitch black armor, the design of a wolf's head as it's helm, something dark, special about the armor as a whole. He silently walks inside, his steps leaving indents in the ground, a shivering rage barely controlled until he sits on a rock, sticking his equally special greatsword into the ground and looks into the middle distance.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)