“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
Jason reaches out a hand and strokes her mane, as gently as he possibly can.
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
Jason reaches out a hand and strokes her mane, as gently as he possibly can.
Johnny fishes 3 sugar cubes out of his purse and tosses them to Jason “Go ahead. She won’t bite. Probably.”
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
Jason reaches out a hand and strokes her mane, as gently as he possibly can.
Johnny fishes 3 sugar cubes out of his purse and tosses them to Jason “Go ahead. She won’t bite. Probably.”
Something catches them and moves them to his hand. He then tries to feed them all to Slow Dancer slowly and carefully “She can bite if she wants.”
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
Jason reaches out a hand and strokes her mane, as gently as he possibly can.
Johnny fishes 3 sugar cubes out of his purse and tosses them to Jason “Go ahead. She won’t bite. Probably.”
Something catches them and moves them to his hand. He then tries to feed them all to Slow Dancer slowly and carefully “She can bite if she wants.”
She eats them all, licking his hand afterwards “Congrats. She likes you. My horse is an excellent judge of character y’know.”
*Gtg, get some rest, y’know? See ya in the morning*
“If I am strong enough to beat you I shouldn’t have to right?”
“Not sure if you can beat me, definitely not at my full power.”
“Anyone at their full power could probably beat me, other than the fact I might turn your full power off.” He says “But we don’t need to fight about it.”
“You couldn’t beat me if you tried your absolute hardest. But no point in try to prove a point we both know is right.”
Jason almost says something in reply, but decides against it, knowing this argument will either go nowhere, or lead to a fight.
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
Jason reaches out a hand and strokes her mane, as gently as he possibly can.
Johnny fishes 3 sugar cubes out of his purse and tosses them to Jason “Go ahead. She won’t bite. Probably.”
Something catches them and moves them to his hand. He then tries to feed them all to Slow Dancer slowly and carefully “She can bite if she wants.”
She eats them all, licking his hand afterwards “Congrats. She likes you. My horse is an excellent judge of character y’know.”
*Gtg, get some rest, y’know? See ya in the morning*
“I can believe you, I love animals, and I’m happy to see your horse doesn’t want to bite me.” He says, before promptly slitting his wrist as leeches begin to pour out.
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
*I am well. How are you?*
(Good, I guess. I'm gonna try and ask my aunt if I can come over to her house tonight so I can game with my cousin.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
*I am good. Just played a session of DND with Felix and he got to show off what a great tank he is and even got to finish off a boss, which let me do a cool anime-inspired description that I could never back up with mechanics.*
*Also we are having perogies for dinner. (I love perogies)*
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
*I am well. How are you?*
(Good, I guess. I'm gonna try and ask my aunt if I can come over to her house tonight so I can game with my cousin.)
*Sounds fun!*
(It should be.)
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
*I am good. Just played a session of DND with Felix and he got to show off what a great tank he is and even got to finish off a boss, which let me do a cool anime-inspired description that I could never back up with mechanics.*
*Also we are having perogies for dinner. (I love perogies)*
(Cool. I made a couple new homebrew items. Wanna see?)
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
*I am good. Just played a session of DND with Felix and he got to show off what a great tank he is and even got to finish off a boss, which let me do a cool anime-inspired description that I could never back up with mechanics.*
*Also we are having perogies for dinner. (I love perogies)*
(Cool. I made a couple new homebrew items. Wanna see?)
*Ooooh! Yes indeedy! I love homebrew, even if I'm not that good at it.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
*I am good. Just played a session of DND with Felix and he got to show off what a great tank he is and even got to finish off a boss, which let me do a cool anime-inspired description that I could never back up with mechanics.*
*Also we are having perogies for dinner. (I love perogies)*
(Cool. I made a couple new homebrew items. Wanna see?)
*Ooooh! Yes indeedy! I love homebrew, even if I'm not that good at it.*
(Alrighty!)
Give and Take
Weapons (scimitars), very rare (requires attunement)
This magic pair of mythril (Give) and onyx (Take) scimitars are connected by a sturdy chain. When you engage in two-weapon fighting using both scimitars, you can add your ability modifier to the damage of the second attack.
The scimitars have a collective 10 charges and regain 1d6 + 4 charges each day at midday. While holding these weapons, you can expend 1 of their charges when you hit a hostile creature with a melee attack using one of the two blades. When you do, the area around the creature is suffused with an effect depending on the blade used to hit the creature:
𝙂𝙞𝙫𝙚. When you hit a target with "Give" and expend a charge from the blade, you and all other creatures within 5 feet of the target gain 2d6 temporary hit points that last for 1 minute.
𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚. When you hit a target with "Take" and expend a charge from the blade, that target takes 2d6 necrotic damage, and you and all other creatures within 5 feet of the target take half as much necrotic damage.
Proficiency with a Scimitar allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
This weapon has the following mastery property. To use this property, you must have a feature that lets you use it.
Nick. When you make the extra attack of the Light property, you can make it as part of the Attack action instead of as a Bonus Action. You can make this extra attack only once per turn.
Hour and Minute
Weapons (dagger and shortsword), legendary (requires attunement)
These two magical weapons are bound by a powerful force. Despite there being two weapons, you only need to attune to one of them to use their properties. While holding one of the weapons, you can use an action to determine the distance and direction of the other paired weapon as long as you are on the same plane of existence. If you attune to one of the weapons while another creature is attuned to the other, you are each aware of the other creature's attunement and must make an Intelligence (Arcana) check contested by the other creature's Intelligence (Arcana) check. The creature that wins the contest remains attuned to the item, and for the next 24 hours, its attunement cannot be broken by another creature attempting to attune to the other weapon. The creature that loses the contest is no longer attuned to the weapon.
While holding both weapons in either hand, you gain several benefits:
You gain +3 to attack and damage rolls made with these magic weapons.
Your perception of time is slightly quickened, allowing you to dodge attacks that would normally hit you. You gain a +2 bonus to AC.
When you roll a 20 on an attack roll using Hour (the dagger) against a creature, that creature is under the effects of the slow until the end of your next turn.
When you roll a 20 on an attack roll using Minute (the shortsword), you are under the effects of the haste until the start of your next turn. When the spell ends, you don't suffer the normal effects of the spell ending.
Once per day, you can use an action to cross the weapons in an X over your chest, using them to cast the time stop spell.
In addition, you can use an action to lay the two weapons down on the ground. They magically point north before spinning to align and tell the current time. When they do, 12:00 is always facing north.
Proficiency with a shortsword or dagger allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
This weapon has the following mastery property. To use this property, you must have a feature that lets you use it.
Vex. If you hit a creature with this weapon and deal damage to the creature, you have Advantage on your next attack roll against that creature before the end of your next turn.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
He kicks his feet up, looking at them with a dark look in his eyes, as if reliving a bad memory
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He doesn’t dig into it, he has some pretty bad memories of his own, and would rather not learn theirs.
Slow Dancer nudges Johnny, who absentmindedly strokes her mane. She then moved over to Jason, nudging him as well
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Jason reaches out a hand and strokes her mane, as gently as he possibly can.
Johnny fishes 3 sugar cubes out of his purse and tosses them to Jason “Go ahead. She won’t bite. Probably.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Something catches them and moves them to his hand. He then tries to feed them all to Slow Dancer slowly and carefully “She can bite if she wants.”
She eats them all, licking his hand afterwards “Congrats. She likes you. My horse is an excellent judge of character y’know.”
*Gtg, get some rest, y’know? See ya in the morning*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
“I can believe you, I love animals, and I’m happy to see your horse doesn’t want to bite me.” He says, before promptly slitting his wrist as leeches begin to pour out.
*Al la boink*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*I AM HERE, to prevent the thread from dying.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Nay, this thread shan’t perish, as long as I remain*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
(*slowly drags myself out of seclusion into the Dome* Hey y'all. How're you guys?)
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
*I am well. How are you?*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
(Good, I guess. I'm gonna try and ask my aunt if I can come over to her house tonight so I can game with my cousin.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Sounds fun!*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*I am good. Just played a session of DND with Felix and he got to show off what a great tank he is and even got to finish off a boss, which let me do a cool anime-inspired description that I could never back up with mechanics.*
*Also we are having perogies for dinner. (I love perogies)*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
(It should be.)
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
(Cool. I made a couple new homebrew items. Wanna see?)
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
*Ooooh! Yes indeedy! I love homebrew, even if I'm not that good at it.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
(Alrighty!)
This magic pair of mythril (Give) and onyx (Take) scimitars are connected by a sturdy chain. When you engage in two-weapon fighting using both scimitars, you can add your ability modifier to the damage of the second attack.
The scimitars have a collective 10 charges and regain 1d6 + 4 charges each day at midday. While holding these weapons, you can expend 1 of their charges when you hit a hostile creature with a melee attack using one of the two blades. When you do, the area around the creature is suffused with an effect depending on the blade used to hit the creature:
𝙂𝙞𝙫𝙚. When you hit a target with "Give" and expend a charge from the blade, you and all other creatures within 5 feet of the target gain 2d6 temporary hit points that last for 1 minute.
𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚. When you hit a target with "Take" and expend a charge from the blade, that target takes 2d6 necrotic damage, and you and all other creatures within 5 feet of the target take half as much necrotic damage.
Proficiency with a Scimitar allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
This weapon has the following mastery property. To use this property, you must have a feature that lets you use it.
Nick. When you make the extra attack of the Light property, you can make it as part of the Attack action instead of as a Bonus Action. You can make this extra attack only once per turn.
Hour and Minute
These two magical weapons are bound by a powerful force. Despite there being two weapons, you only need to attune to one of them to use their properties. While holding one of the weapons, you can use an action to determine the distance and direction of the other paired weapon as long as you are on the same plane of existence. If you attune to one of the weapons while another creature is attuned to the other, you are each aware of the other creature's attunement and must make an Intelligence (Arcana) check contested by the other creature's Intelligence (Arcana) check. The creature that wins the contest remains attuned to the item, and for the next 24 hours, its attunement cannot be broken by another creature attempting to attune to the other weapon. The creature that loses the contest is no longer attuned to the weapon.
While holding both weapons in either hand, you gain several benefits:
In addition, you can use an action to lay the two weapons down on the ground. They magically point north before spinning to align and tell the current time. When they do, 12:00 is always facing north.
Proficiency with a shortsword or dagger allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
This weapon has the following mastery property. To use this property, you must have a feature that lets you use it.
Vex. If you hit a creature with this weapon and deal damage to the creature, you have Advantage on your next attack roll against that creature before the end of your next turn.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!