"The wolf wanted me to come here. And my brother got tired of taking care of me, and my sister is too busy to take care of me."
He tilts his head slightly "Huh, I've heard more crazy stories before, and I've seen crazier stuff too. You can stay at my place if you don't have anywhere else." He gestures to the large cloud house.
"Cool. I didn't get your name though sir."
He slaps his own forehead "Oh, sorry for that. Asano, Jason Asano."
"It's been a pleasure to meet you Mr. Asano. I hope I'm not too much of a bother."
He smiles and laughs "Nothing's a bother to the biggest bother in the world mate. You should meet my familiars too." He slits his wrist and leeches pour out.
They scream and fall backwards "Wh-why do you have leaches coming from you?" they scoot backwards
He opens his cloak and a floating nebulous eyes of a bluish orange comes out "I said you should meet my familiars." A shadow figure steps out of his shadow.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"The wolf wanted me to come here. And my brother got tired of taking care of me, and my sister is too busy to take care of me."
He tilts his head slightly "Huh, I've heard more crazy stories before, and I've seen crazier stuff too. You can stay at my place if you don't have anywhere else." He gestures to the large cloud house.
"Cool. I didn't get your name though sir."
He slaps his own forehead "Oh, sorry for that. Asano, Jason Asano."
"It's been a pleasure to meet you Mr. Asano. I hope I'm not too much of a bother."
He smiles and laughs "Nothing's a bother to the biggest bother in the world mate. You should meet my familiars too." He slits his wrist and leeches pour out.
They scream and fall backwards "Wh-why do you have leaches coming from you?" they scoot backwards
He opens his cloak and a floating nebulous eyes of a bluish orange comes out "I said you should meet my familiars." A shadow figure steps out of his shadow.
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
"Wh-who are you?"
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
"Wh-who are you?"
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
"You can't be normal. There's no way you're completely mortal."
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
"Wh-who are you?"
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
"You can't be normal. There's no way you're completely mortal."
He shrugs "Completely mortal I am, immortal I am not. Oh and I never claimed to be mortal."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
"Wh-who are you?"
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
"You can't be normal. There's no way you're completely mortal."
He shrugs "Completely mortal I am, immortal I am not. Oh and I never claimed to be mortal."
"I don't mean mortal as in killable, though that is one of the qualifications to be considered mortal, I mean human or elvish or dwarfish. You must be some kind of Jotun."
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
"Wh-who are you?"
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
"You can't be normal. There's no way you're completely mortal."
He shrugs "Completely mortal I am, immortal I am not. Oh and I never claimed to be mortal."
"I don't mean mortal as in killable, though that is one of the qualifications to be considered mortal, I mean human or elvish or dwarfish. You must be some kind of Jotun."
He shakes his head "Nope, entirely human. Or at least born human. I'm kinda like a magic ghost now, my body and my soul are one now." He waves a hand "It's complicated."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
"Wh-who are you?"
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
"You can't be normal. There's no way you're completely mortal."
He shrugs "Completely mortal I am, immortal I am not. Oh and I never claimed to be mortal."
"I don't mean mortal as in killable, though that is one of the qualifications to be considered mortal, I mean human or elvish or dwarfish. You must be some kind of Jotun."
He shakes his head "Nope, entirely human. Or at least born human. I'm kinda like a magic ghost now, my body and my soul are one now." He waves a hand "It's complicated."
They look confused "You're scary Mr. Asano. Very scary."
They look confused "You're scary Mr. Asano. Very scary."
He chuckles and pats their back "I hear that more than you'd think, and I haven't even shown you what I can really do. Want a sandwich?"
"Yes please Mr. Asano."
A sandwich pops into existence in both their hands, and Jason begins to eat "Oh and only said calls me Mr. Asano, just call me Jason."
They tear into the sandwich, finishing it in only a few seconds "Alright Mr. Asano."
The sandwich tastes entirely foreign, because the ingredients are entirely foreign. Jason sighs "We'll get it eventually. Do you need anything else?"
"Can you tell me more about this place? What I should and shouldn't do, who to and who not to talk to?"
He points to Dio, Kenpachi, Dante, Vergil, and Ragnaris "Those people are the most dangerous." He points to Guts "He's a wildcard." He points to himself "He's got evil powers." He points to Johnny "Also a wildcard. Everyone else is probably fair game."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
They look confused "You're scary Mr. Asano. Very scary."
He chuckles and pats their back "I hear that more than you'd think, and I haven't even shown you what I can really do. Want a sandwich?"
"Yes please Mr. Asano."
A sandwich pops into existence in both their hands, and Jason begins to eat "Oh and only said calls me Mr. Asano, just call me Jason."
They tear into the sandwich, finishing it in only a few seconds "Alright Mr. Asano."
The sandwich tastes entirely foreign, because the ingredients are entirely foreign. Jason sighs "We'll get it eventually. Do you need anything else?"
"Can you tell me more about this place? What I should and shouldn't do, who to and who not to talk to?"
He points to Dio, Kenpachi, Dante, Vergil, and Ragnaris "Those people are the most dangerous." He points to Guts "He's a wildcard." He points to himself "He's got evil powers." He points to Johnny "Also a wildcard. Everyone else is probably fair game."
They nod their head, then something dawns on them "You pointed to yourself. Why?"
He opens his cloak and a floating nebulous eyes of a bluish orange comes out "I said you should meet my familiars." A shadow figure steps out of his shadow.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
They scoot back more "They're scary."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He shrugs as the familiar's fully form, a colony of blood red leeches in the shape of Jason, the shadowy figure appears as a butler, and the eyes is wearing a cloak like Jason's "People say I have evil seeming powers."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Wh-who are you?"
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
All the familiars disappear back into Jason "I'm Jason Asano." He smiles.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"You can't be normal. There's no way you're completely mortal."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He shrugs "Completely mortal I am, immortal I am not. Oh and I never claimed to be mortal."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I don't mean mortal as in killable, though that is one of the qualifications to be considered mortal, I mean human or elvish or dwarfish. You must be some kind of Jotun."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He shakes his head "Nope, entirely human. Or at least born human. I'm kinda like a magic ghost now, my body and my soul are one now." He waves a hand "It's complicated."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
They look confused "You're scary Mr. Asano. Very scary."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He chuckles and pats their back "I hear that more than you'd think, and I haven't even shown you what I can really do. Want a sandwich?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Yes please Mr. Asano."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
A sandwich pops into existence in both their hands, and Jason begins to eat "Oh and only said calls me Mr. Asano, just call me Jason."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
They tear into the sandwich, finishing it in only a few seconds "Alright Mr. Asano."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
The sandwich tastes entirely foreign, because the ingredients are entirely foreign. Jason sighs "We'll get it eventually. Do you need anything else?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Can you tell me more about this place? What I should and shouldn't do, who to and who not to talk to?"
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He points to Dio, Kenpachi, Dante, Vergil, and Ragnaris "Those people are the most dangerous." He points to Guts "He's a wildcard." He points to himself "He's got evil powers." He points to Johnny "Also a wildcard. Everyone else is probably fair game."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
They nod their head, then something dawns on them "You pointed to yourself. Why?"
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Jason nods and grins "I'm being honest. It's important to be honest after all." A subtle heaviness fills the air, comforting.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Are you a bad person Mr. Asano?"
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.