the dome: a battleground for the gods!

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

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The dome thunders as a seemingly regular Japanese man enters, he has spiky black hair and is wearing an orange martial arts gi. He radiates incredible power, like no other before him, he seems to not have anything with him except for a bag full of food. He seems lean and strong, he is 5'4 in terms of height and 44 in terms of age although he looks like a 27 year old man at worst. He is Son Goku, the Savior of the world and martial artist that rivals gods. He looks around the dome with a wave "Hey! You all seem pretty strong!"

 "Goku! Buddy! It's been a while!"

 *The fact he casually knows Goku is so good, I'll go with it.* "Hey Zodiac! I didn't know you were here."

 "Yeah, Im here, and in several other places, bickering with a child. (Lonely.) Attempting to be an attorney. (Jylek.) And watching an absent father come back. (Anarchy.)

 "Ah, well I'm just here for a good fight." He does his stretch routine "Want to go a couple rounds Zodiac?"

 "Sure." Vanishes

 He hops a few times before getting into a fighting stance. Init:22

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 (Put in the command [roll] 1d20 + init modifier [//roll], with only one slash.)

 42

 *This is so ridiculous. I am so tired. You're first ig.*

 *Dude.*

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

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 ”DON’T TRY ANYTHING.” Abaddon yells inbetween swinging spells and slamming his gavel.

 As soon as he gets within five feet of a guard he holds out his wrists "Could you take these off for me?"

 ”why?…”

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 ”DON’T TRY ANYTHING.” Abaddon yells inbetween swinging spells and slamming his gavel.

 As soon as he gets within five feet of a guard he holds out his wrists "Could you take these off for me?"

 ”why?…”

 "Because I'm going to punch someone, will that someone be you?"

*Cut with Arch and Jester* 

“But you are having so much fun, we just want to join in ourselves. Besides…” She says as he voice becomes chilling and her three skull head crack and snap down to look at some of the lesser demons in the stands with her.

”I can use a snack before returning to my luxury suite.”

*Her cell*

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The dome thunders as a seemingly regular Japanese man enters, he has spiky black hair and is wearing an orange martial arts gi. He radiates incredible power, like no other before him, he seems to not have anything with him except for a bag full of food. He seems lean and strong, he is 5'4 in terms of height and 44 in terms of age although he looks like a 27 year old man at worst. He is Son Goku, the Savior of the world and martial artist that rivals gods. He looks around the dome with a wave "Hey! You all seem pretty strong!"

 "Goku! Buddy! It's been a while!"

 *The fact he casually knows Goku is so good, I'll go with it.* "Hey Zodiac! I didn't know you were here."

 "Yeah, Im here, and in several other places, bickering with a child. (Lonely.) Attempting to be an attorney. (Jylek.) And watching an absent father come back. (Anarchy.)

 "Ah, well I'm just here for a good fight." He does his stretch routine "Want to go a couple rounds Zodiac?"

 "Sure." Vanishes

 He hops a few times before getting into a fighting stance. Init:22

 *How to roll on phone?*

 (Put in the command [roll] 1d20 + init modifier [//roll], with only one slash.)

 42

 *This is so ridiculous. I am so tired. You're first ig.*

 *Dude.*

 *Oh, sorry.* He appears behind Goku immediately.

Fist to attack: 86

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

 *I'm starting to feel like one of the rules is being broken, the one about 'no gods'. I know he isn't technically a god but you get my point.*

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

“You deleted it from my law book? Doesn’t render it null and void, you can’t change law you aren’t allowed to change.”

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 ”DON’T TRY ANYTHING.” Abaddon yells inbetween swinging spells and slamming his gavel.

 As soon as he gets within five feet of a guard he holds out his wrists "Could you take these off for me?"

 ”why?…”

 "Because I'm going to punch someone, will that someone be you?"

 ‘No…” they take off the shackles.

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The dome thunders as a seemingly regular Japanese man enters, he has spiky black hair and is wearing an orange martial arts gi. He radiates incredible power, like no other before him, he seems to not have anything with him except for a bag full of food. He seems lean and strong, he is 5'4 in terms of height and 44 in terms of age although he looks like a 27 year old man at worst. He is Son Goku, the Savior of the world and martial artist that rivals gods. He looks around the dome with a wave "Hey! You all seem pretty strong!"

 "Goku! Buddy! It's been a while!"

 *The fact he casually knows Goku is so good, I'll go with it.* "Hey Zodiac! I didn't know you were here."

 "Yeah, Im here, and in several other places, bickering with a child. (Lonely.) Attempting to be an attorney. (Jylek.) And watching an absent father come back. (Anarchy.)

 "Ah, well I'm just here for a good fight." He does his stretch routine "Want to go a couple rounds Zodiac?"

 "Sure." Vanishes

 He hops a few times before getting into a fighting stance. Init:22

 *How to roll on phone?*

 (Put in the command [roll] 1d20 + init modifier [//roll], with only one slash.)

 42

 *This is so ridiculous. I am so tired. You're first ig.*

 *Dude.*

 *Oh, sorry.* He appears behind Goku immediately.

Fist to attack: 77

 Damage: 188

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The dome thunders as a seemingly regular Japanese man enters, he has spiky black hair and is wearing an orange martial arts gi. He radiates incredible power, like no other before him, he seems to not have anything with him except for a bag full of food. He seems lean and strong, he is 5'4 in terms of height and 44 in terms of age although he looks like a 27 year old man at worst. He is Son Goku, the Savior of the world and martial artist that rivals gods. He looks around the dome with a wave "Hey! You all seem pretty strong!"

 "Goku! Buddy! It's been a while!"

 *The fact he casually knows Goku is so good, I'll go with it.* "Hey Zodiac! I didn't know you were here."

 "Yeah, Im here, and in several other places, bickering with a child. (Lonely.) Attempting to be an attorney. (Jylek.) And watching an absent father come back. (Anarchy.)

 "Ah, well I'm just here for a good fight." He does his stretch routine "Want to go a couple rounds Zodiac?"

 "Sure." Vanishes

 He hops a few times before getting into a fighting stance. Init:22

 *How to roll on phone?*

 (Put in the command [roll] 1d20 + init modifier [//roll], with only one slash.)

 42

 *This is so ridiculous. I am so tired. You're first ig.*

 *Dude.*

 *Oh, sorry.* He appears behind Goku immediately.

Fist to attack: 77

 Damage: 188

 *Nah, I'm not doing this. That is a load of crap, I quit.*

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

“You deleted it from my law book? Doesn’t render it null and void, you can’t change law you aren’t allowed to change.”

 "Can you prove it existed?"

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

“You deleted it from my law book? Doesn’t render it null and void, you can’t change law you aren’t allowed to change.”

 "Can you prove it existed?"

 “Indeed I can.” Suddenly, it not only appears back in the book but Abaddon magically conjures a scroll detailing this specific rule, which does indeed contain it.

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 ”DON’T TRY ANYTHING.” Abaddon yells inbetween swinging spells and slamming his gavel.

 As soon as he gets within five feet of a guard he holds out his wrists "Could you take these off for me?"

 ”why?…”

 "Because I'm going to punch someone, will that someone be you?"

 ‘No…” they take off the shackles.

 "Thank you, now please move to the side. I have places to be and few that can stop me." He rubs his wrists.

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

“You deleted it from my law book? Doesn’t render it null and void, you can’t change law you aren’t allowed to change.”

 "Can you prove it existed?"

 “Indeed I can.” Suddenly, it not only appears back in the book but Abaddon magically conjures a scroll detailing this specific rule, which does indeed contain it.

 "Huh, well, if I can't change the laws, I will add new ones."

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(Cut for Arch.)

Ragnaris watches in horror as Rag's head is sliced cleanly off his body. He roars loud enough to deafen everyone in the arena, then sprints towards Astaroth with blinding speed. He lashes out with a flurry of attacks.

Attack #1: 26

Damage: 34 magical piercing

                 27 fire (ignores immunity and resistance)

Attack #2: 21

Damage: 32 magical slashing, and Astaroth is grappled if it hits

Attack #3: 20

Damage: 32 magical slashing, and Astaroth is grappled if it hits

Attack #4: 21

Damage: 29 magical slashing, and Astaroth is grappled if it hits

Attack #5: 36

Damage: 34 magical bludgeoning, and Astaroth needs to make a DC 26 Strength save or be knocked prone

After this, the heat coming off of Ragnaris increases tenfold, scorching everything around him. Astaroth takes 18 fire damage (ignores immunity and resistance).

 Astaroth is heavily injured, but keeps swinging anyways, unrelenting.

17 to hit, damage: 36

29 to hit, damage: 35

lair action! Make a DC 28 wisdom save or take 77 psychic damage, half on a success. Now onto Abaddon.

rolling his final verdict recharge (what lets him instantly make people guilty) 4 on a roll of 5 or six, he uses that and he becomes guilty, unable to move away from Abaddon and having vulnerability to all damage.

if it doesn’t recharge, he casts Hideous Mandate (homebrew spell!) make a DC 28 charisma save. On a failure, Ragnaris must spend its next turn attacking itself in the most damaging way possible.

 Both attacks miss Ragnaris, who very deftly dodges out of the way.

Wis save: 25

Cha save: 34

 Ragnaris quickly uses a legendary action to use Arcane Spear. Astaroth takes 12 multiplied by 10 force damage.

The psychic damage seems to deal a considerable blow to Ragnaris, but suddenly he seems fine. Suddenly, four bolts a crackling energy shoot from him, two heading for Astaroth, the other two heading for Abaddon.

Bolt #1: 40

Damage: 18

Bolt #2: 34

Damage: 12

Bolt #3: 39

Damage: 18

Bolt #4: 41

Damage: 18

 

He then lashes out with bite.

Attack: 27

Damage: 56 magical piercing

                 31 fire (ignores immunity and resistance)

 

 All of the bolts hit both Abaddon and Astaroth, and Astaroth falls dead…

”NO! my lov-… My loyal servant!” He screams, reaching out for Astaroth as he falls.

lair action! Astaroth’s lifeless husk, as Abaddon screams in anguish, starts shaking. Violently. Then, it bursts up onto its feet as its wound magically mend, completely rejuvenating it. Abaddon chuckles.

Astaroth, as part of the lair action, immediately takes a turn.

21 to hit, damage: 33

20 to hit, damage: 36

then, it’s Abaddon’s legendary action, which they use to try casting Hideous mandate again. Same spell, same effect.

then Abaddon’s turn. Recharge on Final Verdict: 4

If it recharges, they use it. If not, they cast Feeblemind. DC 28 save, you can look up the spell for its effects.

 (The bolt that crit deals an extra 6 damage.)

Both attacks miss completely, and Ragnaris uses a legendary action to again use Arcane Spear. Astaroth takes 14 multiplied by 5 damage, and Abaddon takes the same amount. (He split the spears into two groups of five.)

Int save: 8

If he fails, he will use a Legendary Resistance.

 Alright so 40 halved damage I think.

Abaddon shrieks and is knocked a few feet back, grabbing onto his desk to keep himself from flying. Astaroth is much more heavily injured.

 Ragnaris's voice booms loudly through arena as he shouts, "THAT WAS FOR RAGNERIOUS! NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO UPHOLD YOUR END OF THE DEAL AND LET ME AND MY GRANDSON'S SOUL GO?"

 ”you haven’t won yet, Lizard. ASTAROTH CAN KEEP GOING ALL DAY, CAN’T YOU?” Astaroth struggles to lift his axe, preparing for another strike.

 (Astaroth's turn.)

 17 to hit, damage: 37

22 to hit, damage: 31

then, lair action, 28 wisdom save, 88 wisdom.

Abaddon  casts Feeblemind again. Damage: 30

 Again, both attacks miss.

Wis save: 13

Int save: 16 (If he fails he will use another Legendary Resistance.)

 Alright, it’s Ragnaris’ turn.

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

 He chuckles slightly.

”no, in fact. You don’t have the power to do that, my lord. I have the paper saying so right here.” He flips through his book Malleus, trying to find a paragraph.

 He doesn't find that paper

“You deleted it from my law book? Doesn’t render it null and void, you can’t change law you aren’t allowed to change.”

 "Can you prove it existed?"

 “Indeed I can.” Suddenly, it not only appears back in the book but Abaddon magically conjures a scroll detailing this specific rule, which does indeed contain it.

 "Huh, well, if I can't change the laws, I will add new ones."

 ”can you do that? I think not.” He points to another part of the article.

"then I will go back in time and stop that rule from ever existing."

*Asmod, I want to see Zodiac's character sheet please.*