the dome: a battleground for the gods!

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The dome thunders as a seemingly regular Japanese man enters, he has spiky black hair and is wearing an orange martial arts gi. He radiates incredible power, like no other before him, he seems to not have anything with him except for a bag full of food. He seems lean and strong, he is 5'4 in terms of height and 44 in terms of age although he looks like a 27 year old man at worst. He is Son Goku, the Savior of the world and martial artist that rivals gods. He looks around the dome with a wave "Hey! You all seem pretty strong!"

 "Goku! Buddy! It's been a while!"

 *The fact he casually knows Goku is so good, I'll go with it.* "Hey Zodiac! I didn't know you were here."

 "Yeah, Im here, and in several other places, bickering with a child. (Lonely.) Attempting to be an attorney. (Jylek.) And watching an absent father come back. (Anarchy.)

 "Ah, well I'm just here for a good fight." He does his stretch routine "Want to go a couple rounds Zodiac?"

 "Sure." Vanishes

 He hops a few times before getting into a fighting stance. Init:22

 *How to roll on phone?*

 (Put in the command [roll] 1d20 + init modifier [//roll], with only one slash.)

 42

 *This is so ridiculous. I am so tired. You're first ig.*

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

 he looks at him with rage and spits on the ground "come and get me if you want me. i'm going to find someone who i know did this. and if you try to stop me i will kill you"

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Rag is in the audience, cheering on his grandfather and talking to the members of the crowd “I really wish I didn’t get decapitated so early in the fight, I could have done so much more.”

 “All’s “fair” in the Hellish Judiciary Sustem as they say. Popcorn?”

 Rag turns "Definitely. I love me some popcorn. I wonder what the torture will end up like."

 “For you or for the devils should your grandfather prove victorious?”

 "My grandfather is strong but luck is more of a factor then you'd expect. I imagine I will be tortured."

 “Hm….well so far they have done a deep bone massage in the hellfire pits. Oh, and it did wonders for these old bones of mine. They have never looked so polished and smooth. Then they dunked me into the freezing rivers near the Tomb of Leviticus. We had such a lovely chat, shared some juicy gossip why I enjoyed the soul chilling spa day. Own, then there was the dangling from the infinite pit of screams. Their melodic sounds were so moving and inspiring, I could listen to it for weeks….and I did, AHAHAHAHA!” Coronet cackles with glee. 

“Oh I was dreading being stuck here, but it turns out this is the best vacation I have had in eons!”

 “I was asking around about the best spots for a vacation after I escape. It sounds like a good time, though we will have to get back to the dome eventually. At least I’ve got good company while I’m here.”

 “That is true. Can’t be on vacation forever, and we have to show those other cretins the terror of the Dragon Cult after all”

 “But while we are here we should enjoy it after all!” He laughs “Oh look Abaddon’s boyfriend is dead.”

 “Aw, and they were so cute together. You should see what they are like when they think no one is looking.” She snickers loudly.

 He chuckles "Now unfortunate for them, I suppose its only fair, a life for a life."

 “Maybe when this is all over I can use his lover’s body as my new play thing. I need a new stress toy. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

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*cut for Arch.*

He picks up his phone, and calls someone

 ”Truly, I’m terrified.”

 A portal opens, and out steps Satan, king of all devils, fallen son of God, Lord of all evil.

 ”well hello there.” they say to Satan.

*cut for Arch*

"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

 he looks at him with rage and spits on the ground "come and get me if you want me. i'm going to find someone who i know did this. and if you try to stop me i will kill you"

 “Come with me, and I won’t need to call the authorities immediately. It’s your choice.”

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

 he looks at him with rage and spits on the ground "come and get me if you want me. i'm going to find someone who i know did this. and if you try to stop me i will kill you"

 “Come with me, and I won’t need to call the authorities immediately. It’s your choice.”

 he turns around and begins to walk away.

*Oh yeah, Jason isn't doing anything.*

The Gate to Jason's astral kingdom is open, inviting anyone to enter the obsidian black gate. It simply sits there as Jason is setting up a barbecue and picnic within the realm, his power spilling out through the gate and radiating from it.

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(Cut for Arch.)

Ragnaris watches in horror as Rag's head is sliced cleanly off his body. He roars loud enough to deafen everyone in the arena, then sprints towards Astaroth with blinding speed. He lashes out with a flurry of attacks.

Attack #1: 26

Damage: 34 magical piercing

                 27 fire (ignores immunity and resistance)

Attack #2: 21

Damage: 32 magical slashing, and Astaroth is grappled if it hits

Attack #3: 20

Damage: 32 magical slashing, and Astaroth is grappled if it hits

Attack #4: 21

Damage: 29 magical slashing, and Astaroth is grappled if it hits

Attack #5: 36

Damage: 34 magical bludgeoning, and Astaroth needs to make a DC 26 Strength save or be knocked prone

After this, the heat coming off of Ragnaris increases tenfold, scorching everything around him. Astaroth takes 18 fire damage (ignores immunity and resistance).

 Astaroth is heavily injured, but keeps swinging anyways, unrelenting.

17 to hit, damage: 36

29 to hit, damage: 35

lair action! Make a DC 28 wisdom save or take 77 psychic damage, half on a success. Now onto Abaddon.

rolling his final verdict recharge (what lets him instantly make people guilty) 4 on a roll of 5 or six, he uses that and he becomes guilty, unable to move away from Abaddon and having vulnerability to all damage.

if it doesn’t recharge, he casts Hideous Mandate (homebrew spell!) make a DC 28 charisma save. On a failure, Ragnaris must spend its next turn attacking itself in the most damaging way possible.

 Both attacks miss Ragnaris, who very deftly dodges out of the way.

Wis save: 25

Cha save: 34

 Ragnaris quickly uses a legendary action to use Arcane Spear. Astaroth takes 12 multiplied by 10 force damage.

The psychic damage seems to deal a considerable blow to Ragnaris, but suddenly he seems fine. Suddenly, four bolts a crackling energy shoot from him, two heading for Astaroth, the other two heading for Abaddon.

Bolt #1: 40

Damage: 18

Bolt #2: 34

Damage: 12

Bolt #3: 39

Damage: 18

Bolt #4: 41

Damage: 18

 

He then lashes out with bite.

Attack: 27

Damage: 56 magical piercing

                 31 fire (ignores immunity and resistance)

 

 All of the bolts hit both Abaddon and Astaroth, and Astaroth falls dead…

”NO! my lov-… My loyal servant!” He screams, reaching out for Astaroth as he falls.

lair action! Astaroth’s lifeless husk, as Abaddon screams in anguish, starts shaking. Violently. Then, it bursts up onto its feet as its wound magically mend, completely rejuvenating it. Abaddon chuckles.

Astaroth, as part of the lair action, immediately takes a turn.

21 to hit, damage: 33

20 to hit, damage: 36

then, it’s Abaddon’s legendary action, which they use to try casting Hideous mandate again. Same spell, same effect.

then Abaddon’s turn. Recharge on Final Verdict: 4

If it recharges, they use it. If not, they cast Feeblemind. DC 28 save, you can look up the spell for its effects.

 (The bolt that crit deals an extra 6 damage.)

Both attacks miss completely, and Ragnaris uses a legendary action to again use Arcane Spear. Astaroth takes 14 multiplied by 5 damage, and Abaddon takes the same amount. (He split the spears into two groups of five.)

Int save: 8

If he fails, he will use a Legendary Resistance.

 Alright so 40 halved damage I think.

Abaddon shrieks and is knocked a few feet back, grabbing onto his desk to keep himself from flying. Astaroth is much more heavily injured.

 Ragnaris's voice booms loudly through arena as he shouts, "THAT WAS FOR RAGNERIOUS! NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO UPHOLD YOUR END OF THE DEAL AND LET ME AND MY GRANDSON'S SOUL GO?"

 ”you haven’t won yet, Lizard. ASTAROTH CAN KEEP GOING ALL DAY, CAN’T YOU?” Astaroth struggles to lift his axe, preparing for another strike.

 (Astaroth's turn.)

 17 to hit, damage: 37

22 to hit, damage: 31

then, lair action, 28 wisdom save, 88 wisdom.

Abaddon  casts Feeblemind again. Damage: 30

 Again, both attacks miss.

Wis save: 6

Int save: 10 (If he fails he will use another Legendary Resistance.)

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

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Rag is in the audience, cheering on his grandfather and talking to the members of the crowd “I really wish I didn’t get decapitated so early in the fight, I could have done so much more.”

 “All’s “fair” in the Hellish Judiciary Sustem as they say. Popcorn?”

 Rag turns "Definitely. I love me some popcorn. I wonder what the torture will end up like."

 “For you or for the devils should your grandfather prove victorious?”

 "My grandfather is strong but luck is more of a factor then you'd expect. I imagine I will be tortured."

 “Hm….well so far they have done a deep bone massage in the hellfire pits. Oh, and it did wonders for these old bones of mine. They have never looked so polished and smooth. Then they dunked me into the freezing rivers near the Tomb of Leviticus. We had such a lovely chat, shared some juicy gossip why I enjoyed the soul chilling spa day. Own, then there was the dangling from the infinite pit of screams. Their melodic sounds were so moving and inspiring, I could listen to it for weeks….and I did, AHAHAHAHA!” Coronet cackles with glee. 

“Oh I was dreading being stuck here, but it turns out this is the best vacation I have had in eons!”

 “I was asking around about the best spots for a vacation after I escape. It sounds like a good time, though we will have to get back to the dome eventually. At least I’ve got good company while I’m here.”

 “That is true. Can’t be on vacation forever, and we have to show those other cretins the terror of the Dragon Cult after all”

 “But while we are here we should enjoy it after all!” He laughs “Oh look Abaddon’s boyfriend is dead.”

 “Aw, and they were so cute together. You should see what they are like when they think no one is looking.” She snickers loudly.

 He chuckles "Now unfortunate for them, I suppose its only fair, a life for a life."

 “Maybe when this is all over I can use his lover’s body as my new play thing. I need a new stress toy. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

 "I don't see that happening anytime soon, anyway I'm going to go punch a guard." He gets up and goes to do just that.

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

 he looks at him with rage and spits on the ground "come and get me if you want me. i'm going to find someone who i know did this. and if you try to stop me i will kill you"

 “Come with me, and I won’t need to call the authorities immediately. It’s your choice.”

 he turns around and begins to walk away.

 Abaddon whispers something in Infernal and smoke surrounds him, from which appear two pit fiends.

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

 he looks at him with rage and spits on the ground "come and get me if you want me. i'm going to find someone who i know did this. and if you try to stop me i will kill you"

 “Come with me, and I won’t need to call the authorities immediately. It’s your choice.”

 he turns around and begins to walk away.

 Abaddon whispers something in Infernal and smoke surrounds him, from which appear two pit fiends.

 jylek keeps walking.

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 ”oh good, one less to deal with. I was not looking forward to dragging that one to the courtroom.”

 jylek looks up his eyes filled with rage that makes them blaze violet. "you feel no pity?" he spits. he slowly stands clutching his sword in one hand as he readies an attack.

init: 43

 Abaddon grins smugly, and doesn’t even prepare to attack.

 jylek screams swinging his sword with an uncontrolled rage.

Attack: 42 Damage: 31

Attack: 38 Damage: 40

Attack: 43 Damage: 26

extra action.

Attack: 38 Damage: 38

Attack: 41 Damage: 32

Attack: 36 Damage: 43

 

 Abaddon stands there, unfazed by the attacks.

”should have gone over this before. Unless you file out all this paperwork, it could take hours and we both need to agree with it, you can’t hurt me, I can’t hurt you. Will you come willingly?”

 he looks at him with rage and spits on the ground "come and get me if you want me. i'm going to find someone who i know did this. and if you try to stop me i will kill you"

 “Come with me, and I won’t need to call the authorities immediately. It’s your choice.”

 he turns around and begins to walk away.

 Abaddon whispers something in Infernal and smoke surrounds him, from which appear two pit fiends.

 Zodiac cuts their heads off. "Nope."

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Rag is in the audience, cheering on his grandfather and talking to the members of the crowd “I really wish I didn’t get decapitated so early in the fight, I could have done so much more.”

 “All’s “fair” in the Hellish Judiciary Sustem as they say. Popcorn?”

 Rag turns "Definitely. I love me some popcorn. I wonder what the torture will end up like."

 “For you or for the devils should your grandfather prove victorious?”

 "My grandfather is strong but luck is more of a factor then you'd expect. I imagine I will be tortured."

 “Hm….well so far they have done a deep bone massage in the hellfire pits. Oh, and it did wonders for these old bones of mine. They have never looked so polished and smooth. Then they dunked me into the freezing rivers near the Tomb of Leviticus. We had such a lovely chat, shared some juicy gossip why I enjoyed the soul chilling spa day. Own, then there was the dangling from the infinite pit of screams. Their melodic sounds were so moving and inspiring, I could listen to it for weeks….and I did, AHAHAHAHA!” Coronet cackles with glee. 

“Oh I was dreading being stuck here, but it turns out this is the best vacation I have had in eons!”

 “I was asking around about the best spots for a vacation after I escape. It sounds like a good time, though we will have to get back to the dome eventually. At least I’ve got good company while I’m here.”

 “That is true. Can’t be on vacation forever, and we have to show those other cretins the terror of the Dragon Cult after all”

 “But while we are here we should enjoy it after all!” He laughs “Oh look Abaddon’s boyfriend is dead.”

 “Aw, and they were so cute together. You should see what they are like when they think no one is looking.” She snickers loudly.

 He chuckles "Now unfortunate for them, I suppose its only fair, a life for a life."

 “Maybe when this is all over I can use his lover’s body as my new play thing. I need a new stress toy. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

 "I don't see that happening anytime soon, anyway I'm going to go punch a guard." He gets up and goes to do just that.

 ”DON’T TRY ANYTHING.” Abaddon yells inbetween swinging spells and slamming his gavel.

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

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"why are you upsetting my great grandson?"

 “He volunteered to be the attorney of a violent criminal who has broken so many laws it would take me nearly ten seconds to count. And I count faster than almost any other living being, so that’s the equivalent of twelve days. He butted into one of my cases where he should not have.”

 "Well, all he told me was you were being an *******."

 ”all I was doing was telling him the truth, and also telling him what he got wrong about infernal law.”

 "I wrote the laws, he is now right."

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 ”DON’T TRY ANYTHING.” Abaddon yells inbetween swinging spells and slamming his gavel.

 As soon as he gets within five feet of a guard he holds out his wrists "Could you take these off for me?"