Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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"I don't think it's his combat prowess that makes the Leper inspiring. I think it's his philosophy and ability to stay calm under pressure. He's an adventurer, after all, and that is an important skill to have."
Felix orders soda for himself, getting a strange look from the barkeep.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
At the barkeep's strange look the Jester laughs and orders himself a soda as well before sitting down nearby "Maybe it is, he seems to be pretty well at handling himself. He never told me what his story was, maybe it's a good one."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I've made some deductions, but I'll let him tell you himself." Felix gets tonic water. He puts some sort of purple syrup in it and offers the small thermos to Jester.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I hope he does. I would love to know his story, maybe if we need a rest on our adventure." The Jester takes it, his mask shifting to a smile as he takes a sip.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The syrup on its own is cold and intensely sweet, with a flavor so strong it hits like alcohol. "I like it when it's cut with soda water like we do on Honkachu, but that's also a valid way."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He chuckles and looks at the glass, a bit surprised "This is nice. I like it." He finishes the drink before saying "Maybe we will get to find some crazy things like we did before coming here. Maybe a Shambler."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"That sounds delicious!"
*I just realized why they're level 6 and I'm kicking myself for not realizing sooner.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Ah you understand they are not apprentices or wanderers, they are master adventurers!*
"I'm not sure, I've only seen one before."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"If it attacks us, it will be a terrible mistake. My blades cut through the toughest flesh like butter." He pantomimes chopping meat into bacon.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He cackles madly "Well if we find a Shambler orb then this adventure really is going to be fun!" *Just curious, is there a slight, extra tiny chance we run into a Shambler?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Don't go walking in the dark, buddy. You don't want to know what could show up.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Ah you don't know how much I want this Shambler fight my friend. Better have that statblock ready.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Expect it to be far higher CR than you could feasibly handle.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Ah, the early level Shambler fight. Bet. I'm down to feel the true DD experience.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*It's not going to be exactly the Shambler, but it should give similar vibes.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I'm perfectly fine with just the vibes. Thanks.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*100 pages woop woooop!*
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
*We did it!!! Here's to 100 more!*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Anybody want to rp?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Fahkar is, you know, ghoul hunting.
*I'm still thinking up new characters, and I feel like the great 100 page mark would be a good time to introduce a new character. I just need the inspiration...*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.