A black-feathered harpy flits down from the treetops, with a laden pack
The Lumberjack is at his cabin in the woods, whittling a piece of wood into a model of the Autumn King. He's sitting in his rocking chair, rocking back and forth.
They rap their talon on the door
The Lumberjack opens the door, looking down at them.
"Hello sir, can I interest you in an excellent business opportunity?"
“I’m not interested in much outside of lumberjacking. What do you have?” He says, sipping his hot coco.
"You see, my boss, the fixer, is looking for some human or human-adjacent clients"
“I’m an elf.” He says, flicking his pointed ears with a sharp nail “So am I human adjacent enough?”
"Yes, elves will do just fine"
“Excuse me, but what am I being used for exactly?”
A black-feathered harpy flits down from the treetops, with a laden pack
The Lumberjack is at his cabin in the woods, whittling a piece of wood into a model of the Autumn King. He's sitting in his rocking chair, rocking back and forth.
They rap their talon on the door
The Lumberjack opens the door, looking down at them.
"Hello sir, can I interest you in an excellent business opportunity?"
“I’m not interested in much outside of lumberjacking. What do you have?” He says, sipping his hot coco.
"You see, my boss, the fixer, is looking for some human or human-adjacent clients"
“I’m an elf.” He says, flicking his pointed ears with a sharp nail “So am I human adjacent enough?”
"Yes, elves will do just fine"
“Excuse me, but what am I being used for exactly?”
"Feedback, tributes, and work experience. You'll be compensated handsomely!"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
A black-feathered harpy flits down from the treetops, with a laden pack
The Lumberjack is at his cabin in the woods, whittling a piece of wood into a model of the Autumn King. He's sitting in his rocking chair, rocking back and forth.
They rap their talon on the door
The Lumberjack opens the door, looking down at them.
"Hello sir, can I interest you in an excellent business opportunity?"
“I’m not interested in much outside of lumberjacking. What do you have?” He says, sipping his hot coco.
"You see, my boss, the fixer, is looking for some human or human-adjacent clients"
“I’m an elf.” He says, flicking his pointed ears with a sharp nail “So am I human adjacent enough?”
"Yes, elves will do just fine"
“Excuse me, but what am I being used for exactly?”
"Feedback, tributes, and work experience. You'll be compensated handsomely!"
“All of this from a raven.” He huffs with a smile, cracking his joints, making thunderous pops “Why not? I’d be happy to.”
Helianth is finally done carving the sigils into place, and is now perched atop the ship, absorbing sunlight. It also keeps a nonexistent eye out for Felix.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Helianth is finally done carving the sigils into place, and is now perched atop the ship, absorbing sunlight. It also keeps a nonexistent eye out for Felix.
Felix waddles over, looking sad and impressed in equal measure. "Sorry for leaving. I... my boss..."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Helianth is finally done carving the sigils into place, and is now perched atop the ship, absorbing sunlight. It also keeps a nonexistent eye out for Felix.
Felix waddles over, looking sad and impressed in equal measure. "Sorry for leaving. I... my boss..."
It turns to face him, visibly lighting up when it sees him. "Don't worry, friend- I understand. I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you, though. It's good to have you back."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Felix waddles over, looking sad and impressed in equal measure. "Sorry for leaving. I... my boss..."
It turns to face him, visibly lighting up when it sees him. "Don't worry, friend- I understand. I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you, though. It's good to have you back."
"I missed you too." He hugs one of its roots. "I killed him. He left me behind, and then when I found him I had to kill him." He sobs and buries his face in the filthy tendril. "You're not gonna leave me, are you?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Felicity seems a bit taller and a bit more put together than last time. She's tied her hair back with a faded ribbon and now wears a thick pair of gloves, along with a sewing kit tucked into her belt. After all, The Grim has charged her with taking care of the graveyard's souls and the wandering dead while he's away.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Felix waddles over, looking sad and impressed in equal measure. "Sorry for leaving. I... my boss..."
It turns to face him, visibly lighting up when it sees him. "Don't worry, friend- I understand. I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you, though. It's good to have you back."
"I missed you too." He hugs one of its roots. "I killed him. He left me behind, and then when I found him I had to kill him." He sobs and buries his face in the filthy tendril. "You're not gonna leave me, are you?"
One of its roots gently curls around Felix to hug him back. "I would never- not in all of eternity. You're the best friend I've ever had- I wouldn't leave your side for anything, not even the stars."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I missed you too." He hugs one of its roots. "I killed him. He left me behind, and then when I found him I had to kill him." He sobs and buries his face in the filthy tendril. "You're not gonna leave me, are you?"
One of its roots gently curls around Felix to hug him back. "I would never- not in all of eternity. You're the best friend I've ever had- I wouldn't leave your side for anything, not even the stars."
"I'll never leave you either!" His voice is wracked with sadness. "Nothing will stand between us!"
*My boy on his way to make it everyone's problem:*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I missed you too." He hugs one of its roots. "I killed him. He left me behind, and then when I found him I had to kill him." He sobs and buries his face in the filthy tendril. "You're not gonna leave me, are you?"
One of its roots gently curls around Felix to hug him back. "I would never- not in all of eternity. You're the best friend I've ever had- I wouldn't leave your side for anything, not even the stars."
"I'll never leave you either!" His voice is wracked with sadness. "Nothing will stand between us!"
*My boy on his way to make it everyone's problem:*
Helianth nods with their main flower head, holding Felix for as long as he needs. "I'll make sure nothing tries to hurt you again. I swear upon it."
*Destroying the world with the power of friendship :)*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Felicity seems a bit taller and a bit more put together than last time. She's tied her hair back with a faded ribbon and now wears a thick pair of gloves, along with a sewing kit tucked into her belt. After all, The Grim has charged her with taking care of the graveyard's souls and the wandering dead while he's away.
*am back dude*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"I'll never leave you either!" His voice is wracked with sadness. "Nothing will stand between us!"
*My boy on his way to make it everyone's problem:*
Helianth nods with their main flower head, holding Felix for as long as he needs. "I'll make sure nothing tries to hurt you again. I swear upon it."
*Destroying the world with the power of friendship :)*
*Average platonic life partners on their way to harvest the stars.*
They end up staying there for a couple of minutes before Felix stops crying. "Well..." he sniffs. "Enough business. Down to pleasure. How's the ship coming along? I took the time to research Spelljammer internals... it hasn't been helpful."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I'll never leave you either!" His voice is wracked with sadness. "Nothing will stand between us!"
*My boy on his way to make it everyone's problem:*
Helianth nods with their main flower head, holding Felix for as long as he needs. "I'll make sure nothing tries to hurt you again. I swear upon it."
*Destroying the world with the power of friendship :)*
*Average platonic life partners on their way to harvest the stars.*
They end up staying there for a couple of minutes before Felix stops crying. "Well..." he sniffs. "Enough business. Down to pleasure. How's the ship coming along? I took the time to research Spelljammer internals... it hasn't been helpful."
"The teleportation runes are all ready. Once we're in the air, we should be able to transport the whole ship tens of thousands of miles forward in less than a second. The other big modifications, though, I've yet to start work on."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Average platonic life partners on their way to harvest the stars.*
They end up staying there for a couple of minutes before Felix stops crying. "Well..." he sniffs. "Enough business. Down to pleasure. How's the ship coming along? I took the time to research Spelljammer internals... it hasn't been helpful."
"The teleportation runes are all ready. Once we're in the air, we should be able to transport the whole ship tens of thousands of miles forward in less than a second. The other big modifications, though, I've yet to start work on."
"Is there anything I could do the make it easier? You know more about this than I do."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Felicity seems a bit taller and a bit more put together than last time. She's tied her hair back with a faded ribbon and now wears a thick pair of gloves, along with a sewing kit tucked into her belt. After all, The Grim has charged her with taking care of the graveyard's souls and the wandering dead while he's away.
*am back dude*
*if anyone can take anpther rp*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*Average platonic life partners on their way to harvest the stars.*
They end up staying there for a couple of minutes before Felix stops crying. "Well..." he sniffs. "Enough business. Down to pleasure. How's the ship coming along? I took the time to research Spelljammer internals... it hasn't been helpful."
"The teleportation runes are all ready. Once we're in the air, we should be able to transport the whole ship tens of thousands of miles forward in less than a second. The other big modifications, though, I've yet to start work on."
"Is there anything I could do the make it easier? You know more about this than I do."
"Well, if I recall correctly, some of the big things we still need are an engine and a way for us to be safe from heat... The spelljammer already has the contraption for making an air pocket around itself, so we won't need to worry about air... Ah, what about we work together on your prototype for the light harvester? It'll solve both the food and fuel requirements, and might make some other steps easier."
"Is there anything I could do the make it easier? You know more about this than I do."
"Well, if I recall correctly, some of the big things we still need are an engine and a way for us to be safe from heat... The spelljammer already has the contraption for making an air pocket around itself, so we won't need to worry about air... Ah, what about we work together on your prototype for the light harvester?"
"Oh yeah! I designed this next one to be more efficient while moving." He reaches into his bag and begins to pull out parts. "But you're the mechanical genius here, so I'm not sure if I did well or not. Regardless, it would be easy to make improvements with your help!"
Tinker's Tools: 18
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Is there anything I could do the make it easier? You know more about this than I do."
"Well, if I recall correctly, some of the big things we still need are an engine and a way for us to be safe from heat... The spelljammer already has the contraption for making an air pocket around itself, so we won't need to worry about air... Ah, what about we work together on your prototype for the light harvester?"
"Oh yeah! I designed this next one to be more efficient while moving." He reaches into his bag and begins to pull out parts. "But you're the mechanical genius here, so I'm not sure if I did well or not. Regardless, it would be easy to make improvements with your help!"
Tinker's Tools: 14
"Well, it's a very clever design already. Then again, you're a very clever person- I wouldn't expect any less." Helianth helps them assemble the device, handing him parts and tools as he needs them and sorting out some of the wiring.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Oh yeah! I designed this next one to be more efficient while moving." He reaches into his bag and begins to pull out parts. "But you're the mechanical genius here, so I'm not sure if I did well or not. Regardless, it would be easy to make improvements with your help!"
Tinker's Tools: 14
"Well, it's a very clever design already. Then again, you're a very clever person- I wouldn't expect any less." Helianth helps them assemble the device, handing him parts and tools as he needs them and sorting out some of the wiring.
"I'm clever, but all my book-learning relates to cooking, hospitality, and more recently, the arcane. This is still weird to me."
The machine is finished relatively quickly. It's small, sturdy, and pretty efficient. It's already condensing sunlight while in Helianth's shadow.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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“Excuse me, but what am I being used for exactly?”
"Feedback, tributes, and work experience. You'll be compensated handsomely!"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
“All of this from a raven.” He huffs with a smile, cracking his joints, making thunderous pops “Why not? I’d be happy to.”
*Good morning!*
Helianth is finally done carving the sigils into place, and is now perched atop the ship, absorbing sunlight. It also keeps a nonexistent eye out for Felix.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Felix waddles over, looking sad and impressed in equal measure. "Sorry for leaving. I... my boss..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It turns to face him, visibly lighting up when it sees him. "Don't worry, friend- I understand. I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you, though. It's good to have you back."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I missed you too." He hugs one of its roots. "I killed him. He left me behind, and then when I found him I had to kill him." He sobs and buries his face in the filthy tendril. "You're not gonna leave me, are you?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Felicity seems a bit taller and a bit more put together than last time. She's tied her hair back with a faded ribbon and now wears a thick pair of gloves, along with a sewing kit tucked into her belt. After all, The Grim has charged her with taking care of the graveyard's souls and the wandering dead while he's away.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
One of its roots gently curls around Felix to hug him back. "I would never- not in all of eternity. You're the best friend I've ever had- I wouldn't leave your side for anything, not even the stars."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I'll never leave you either!" His voice is wracked with sadness. "Nothing will stand between us!"
*My boy on his way to make it everyone's problem:*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Helianth nods with their main flower head, holding Felix for as long as he needs. "I'll make sure nothing tries to hurt you again. I swear upon it."
*Destroying the world with the power of friendship :)*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*am back dude*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*Average platonic life partners on their way to harvest the stars.*
They end up staying there for a couple of minutes before Felix stops crying. "Well..." he sniffs. "Enough business. Down to pleasure. How's the ship coming along? I took the time to research Spelljammer internals... it hasn't been helpful."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"The teleportation runes are all ready. Once we're in the air, we should be able to transport the whole ship tens of thousands of miles forward in less than a second. The other big modifications, though, I've yet to start work on."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Is there anything I could do the make it easier? You know more about this than I do."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*if anyone can take anpther rp*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"Well, if I recall correctly, some of the big things we still need are an engine and a way for us to be safe from heat... The spelljammer already has the contraption for making an air pocket around itself, so we won't need to worry about air... Ah, what about we work together on your prototype for the light harvester? It'll solve both the food and fuel requirements, and might make some other steps easier."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Oh yeah! I designed this next one to be more efficient while moving." He reaches into his bag and begins to pull out parts. "But you're the mechanical genius here, so I'm not sure if I did well or not. Regardless, it would be easy to make improvements with your help!"
Tinker's Tools: 18
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, it's a very clever design already. Then again, you're a very clever person- I wouldn't expect any less." Helianth helps them assemble the device, handing him parts and tools as he needs them and sorting out some of the wiring.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I'm clever, but all my book-learning relates to cooking, hospitality, and more recently, the arcane. This is still weird to me."
The machine is finished relatively quickly. It's small, sturdy, and pretty efficient. It's already condensing sunlight while in Helianth's shadow.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.