"If a food bank isn't feeding people, it fails to function. They'll donate to you whether you like it or not. I'll just make it official."
He sighs “Thank you I suppose. You are so kind, so generous, for no reason other than to be kind. You are greater than some gods.” He hugs them one last time.
"That's sad. If I'm better than even a single god, that's a serious concern regarding the morality of the gods. I'll have to talk to them about this. Anyway, thank you for your time. I'm going to do the proper paperwork to sign you up."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"If a food bank isn't feeding people, it fails to function. They'll donate to you whether you like it or not. I'll just make it official."
He sighs “Thank you I suppose. You are so kind, so generous, for no reason other than to be kind. You are greater than some gods.” He hugs them one last time.
"That's sad. If I'm better than even a single god, that's a serious concern regarding the morality of the gods. I'll have to talk to them about this. Anyway, thank you for your time. I'm going to do the proper paperwork to sign you up."
He nods and waves them off, stumbling away to the sound of chains rattling, eventually fading out of both sight and sound.
*You know what? I'm giving Felix a radio station.*
Felix's voice comes over the radio, crooning a vaguely familiar rock song about his platonic love.
"Care for me cancerously, Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea! High-maintenance means You're a gluttonous queen, Narcissistic and mean!
Kill me hilariously! Fill my soul with vomit Then ask me for a bit of the sun! I'm bitter and glum, You're my sugarplum, You're awful, I love you!
They move through sunbeams slowly, They know just how to hold me. And when their edges soften, Their roots become my coffin. I know they drain me slowly, They wear me down to the bone, red, Must be the sign on my head That says, oh, Love me dead! Love me dead!"
*okay, that is so sweet. I love these two maniacs so much.*
Helianth hears Felix's song over the little radio it brought down to the engine room, stopping its work to listen to his voice coming through the tinny speaker system. It seems visibly moved by the music- if it had the biology to shed a tear of joy, it would be shedding many.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*okay, that is so sweet. I love these two maniacs so much.*
Helianth hears Felix's song over the little radio it brought down to the engine room, stopping its work to listen to his voice coming through the tinny speaker system. It seems visibly moved by the music- if it had the biology to shed a tear of joy, it would be shedding many.
*Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that Helianth would be offended since it doesn't paint a very flattering picture of her.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*okay, that is so sweet. I love these two maniacs so much.*
Helianth hears Felix's song over the little radio it brought down to the engine room, stopping its work to listen to his voice coming through the tinny speaker system. It seems visibly moved by the music- if it had the biology to shed a tear of joy, it would be shedding many.
*Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that Helianth would be offended since it doesn't paint a very flattering picture of it.*
*If we were talking about a rational and entirely sane person, it'd likely be a different story, but Helianth is neither of those things. It's overjoyed that he made a song about it at all.*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that Helianth would be offended since it doesn't paint a very flattering picture of it.*
*If we were talking about a rational and entirely sane person, it'd likely be a different story, but Helianth is neither of those things. It's overjoyed that he made a song about it at all.*
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that Helianth would be offended since it doesn't paint a very flattering picture of it.*
*If we were talking about a rational and entirely sane person, it'd likely be a different story, but Helianth is neither of those things. It's overjoyed that he made a song about it at all.*
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
*In Felix's eyes, Helianth is closer than family. If it betrays him, he's not even going to betray it back at this point.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
*In Felix's eyes, Helianth is closer than family. If it betrays him, he's not even going to betray it back at this point.*
*Don't worry, Helianth is way too close to Felix to even consider betrayal... at least, not of its own volition. >:)*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
*In Felix's eyes, Helianth is closer than family. If it betrays him, he's not even going to betray it back at this point.*
*Don't worry, Helianth is way too close to Felix to even consider betrayal... at least, not of its own volition. >:)*
*Oh, Felix has soul manipulation now. I decided since he's going to be serving an Elder Evil, he needed an equally broken ability. Now he can manipulate the animating energies of life and even see their flow.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
*In Felix's eyes, Helianth is closer than family. If it betrays him, he's not even going to betray it back at this point.*
*Don't worry, Helianth is way too close to Felix to even consider betrayal... at least, not of its own volition. >:)*
*Oh, Felix has soul manipulation now. I decided since he's going to be serving an Elder Evil, he needed an equally broken ability. Now he can manipulate the animating energies of life and even see their flow.*
*Ooh, that's fun! Given Helianth's whole thing is siphoning life energy, maybe it could be the one who taught them how to do it? Of course, that's entirely your call.*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
*In Felix's eyes, Helianth is closer than family. If it betrays him, he's not even going to betray it back at this point.*
*Don't worry, Helianth is way too close to Felix to even consider betrayal... at least, not of its own volition. >:)*
*Oh, Felix has soul manipulation now. I decided since he's going to be serving an Elder Evil, he needed an equally broken ability. Now he can manipulate the animating energies of life and even see their flow.*
*Ooh, that's fun! Given Helianth's whole thing is siphoning life energy, maybe it could be the one who taught them how to do it? Of course, that's entirely your call.*
*Maybe he learned it for it instead of directly being tutored, using the techniques that he observed. You know, to for cook it better.*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*You know what? I'm giving Felix a radio station.*
Felix's voice comes over the radio, crooning a vaguely familiar rock song about his platonic love.
"Care for me cancerously, Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea! High-maintenance means You're a gluttonous queen, Narcissistic and mean!
Kill me hilariously! Fill my soul with vomit Then ask me for a bit of the sun! I'm bitter and glum, You're my sugarplum, You're awful, I love you!
They move through sunbeams slowly, They know just how to hold me. And when their edges soften, Their roots become my coffin. I know they drain me slowly, They wear me down to the bone, red, Must be the sign on my head That says, oh, Love me dead! Love me dead!"
The DD crew hears the song over the radio in the tavern and Keep. The Jester begins to sing it back loudly, playing his lute with the music, cackling. The Leper and Bounty Hunter begin to bob their heads. The Hellion doesn’t dance but lightly smiles. The Houndmaster and Bernard also smiles, more widely. The Lumberjack in his cabin sings the song to himself on his rocking chair. The Blacksmith sings it, his voice identical to Felix’s. All around, everyone just love Felix and his new radio station.
*Have you heard the song Hey Ya!, it’s about divorce and how love isn’t real, and yet it’s an amazing song. Miserable songs are loved because they are so bad, and yet incredible.*
*Thank you, I did my best and I’m barely halfway done.*
*Have you heard the song Hey Ya!, it’s about divorce and how love isn’t real, and yet it’s an amazing song. Miserable songs are loved because they are so bad, and yet incredible.*
*Thank you, I did my best and I’m barely halfway done.*
*I thought no one actually listened to the lyrics. But you are right. Felix is a vocalist, by the way. He sucks with any instrument other than the lyre.*
*The entire cast was developed quite well for being based off the Go Mad Or Die Trying Squad.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Have you heard the song Hey Ya!, it’s about divorce and how love isn’t real, and yet it’s an amazing song. Miserable songs are loved because they are so bad, and yet incredible.*
*Thank you, I did my best and I’m barely halfway done.*
*I thought no one actually listened to the lyrics. But you are right. Felix is a vocalist, by the way. He sucks with any instrument other than the lyre.*
*The entire cast was developed quite well for being based off the Go Mad Or Die Trying Squad.*
*Knowing Felix is a vocalist only makes me love him more than before. The lyrics fit Felix so well.*
*I really rely on their backstories and what I can tell from as they are, the Abomination fears himself, The Highwayman and Graverobber are just trying to make money in different ways, the Leper is the only truly pure guy honestly, even then he killed so many people.*
Felix is setting up a picnic for himself and Helianth outside the Spelljammer, all the items being made out of prepared light in various colors and brightnesses. He sings a vaguely menacing, cheerful song, but there is a hint of sadness in his voice.
"None of us are here stay, So treat every day like it’s a holiday! Until the day you rot away!
My dear, my dear, no you don’t have to cry! That ain’t a pretty legacy to leave behind! Stop and smell the roses while you’ve got the time! Pretty soon you’ll be pushing up daisies where the sun don’t shine!"
"That's sad. If I'm better than even a single god, that's a serious concern regarding the morality of the gods. I'll have to talk to them about this. Anyway, thank you for your time. I'm going to do the proper paperwork to sign you up."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods and waves them off, stumbling away to the sound of chains rattling, eventually fading out of both sight and sound.
*You know what? I'm giving Felix a radio station.*
Felix's voice comes over the radio, crooning a vaguely familiar rock song about his platonic love.
"Care for me cancerously,
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea!
High-maintenance means
You're a gluttonous queen,
Narcissistic and mean!
Kill me hilariously!
Fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a bit of the sun!
I'm bitter and glum,
You're my sugarplum,
You're awful, I love you!
They move through sunbeams slowly,
They know just how to hold me.
And when their edges soften,
Their roots become my coffin.
I know they drain me slowly,
They wear me down to the bone, red,
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh,
Love me dead! Love me dead!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*okay, that is so sweet. I love these two maniacs so much.*
Helianth hears Felix's song over the little radio it brought down to the engine room, stopping its work to listen to his voice coming through the tinny speaker system. It seems visibly moved by the music- if it had the biology to shed a tear of joy, it would be shedding many.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that Helianth would be offended since it doesn't paint a very flattering picture of her.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*If we were talking about a rational and entirely sane person, it'd likely be a different story, but Helianth is neither of those things. It's overjoyed that he made a song about it at all.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*By the way, the song is a slightly adapted parody of Love Me Dead by Ludo. I'm not an actual songwriter, but I heard it and immediately thought of our little monsters.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*From the little bit that Felix remixed, it sounds like it fits those two perfectly. They're moving from 'end the world with the power of friendship' to 'ending the world with the power of love'.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*In Felix's eyes, Helianth is closer than family. If it betrays him, he's not even going to betray it back at this point.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Don't worry, Helianth is way too close to Felix to even consider betrayal... at least, not of its own volition. >:)*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Oh, Felix has soul manipulation now. I decided since he's going to be serving an Elder Evil, he needed an equally broken ability. Now he can manipulate the animating energies of life and even see their flow.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Ooh, that's fun! Given Helianth's whole thing is siphoning life energy, maybe it could be the one who taught them how to do it? Of course, that's entirely your call.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Maybe he learned it for it instead of directly being tutored, using the techniques that he observed. You know, to for cook it better.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
hello
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
The DD crew hears the song over the radio in the tavern and Keep. The Jester begins to sing it back loudly, playing his lute with the music, cackling. The Leper and Bounty Hunter begin to bob their heads. The Hellion doesn’t dance but lightly smiles. The Houndmaster and Bernard also smiles, more widely. The Lumberjack in his cabin sings the song to himself on his rocking chair. The Blacksmith sings it, his voice identical to Felix’s. All around, everyone just love Felix and his new radio station.
*What a miserable song to become popular.*
*Very cool, though. I love the DD crew.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Have you heard the song Hey Ya!, it’s about divorce and how love isn’t real, and yet it’s an amazing song. Miserable songs are loved because they are so bad, and yet incredible.*
*Thank you, I did my best and I’m barely halfway done.*
*I thought no one actually listened to the lyrics. But you are right. Felix is a vocalist, by the way. He sucks with any instrument other than the lyre.*
*The entire cast was developed quite well for being based off the Go Mad Or Die Trying Squad.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Knowing Felix is a vocalist only makes me love him more than before. The lyrics fit Felix so well.*
*I really rely on their backstories and what I can tell from as they are, the Abomination fears himself, The Highwayman and Graverobber are just trying to make money in different ways, the Leper is the only truly pure guy honestly, even then he killed so many people.*
Felix is setting up a picnic for himself and Helianth outside the Spelljammer, all the items being made out of prepared light in various colors and brightnesses. He sings a vaguely menacing, cheerful song, but there is a hint of sadness in his voice.
"None of us are here stay,
So treat every day like it’s a holiday!
Until the day you rot away!
My dear, my dear, no you don’t have to cry!
That ain’t a pretty legacy to leave behind!
Stop and smell the roses while you’ve got the time!
Pretty soon you’ll be pushing up daisies where the sun don’t shine!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.