"Loo-king for snacks. And usefu-l tools." Hummer's slender beak plunges into a pigeon, shish kabobbing it before sucking it dry of its blood. "Good when fresh, thank y-ou. What have you been doing besides this?" She looks at Sam curiously.
"I stole a guy's chapstick off him and lost it in a dice game back to him"
The big bird titters a chirping little laugh, without the use of her speaking device. "Fun. We can practice dice then. Or loo-k for things to explode? Fire is even more fun!"
"I like how you think" she smiles and pulls a few slapdash firecrackers out of her pockets. "Want first pick?"
She points with a sharp claw at a thick, stubby black one. "I will through that one, hard. You can fly on m-y back if you want?"
"Not when you're throwing that one" she hands it to hummer
Hummer nods her beak. "Now. Where?" She ruffles her rotting, feathered body in excitement.
"Dare you to hit that billboard" she points at a rooftop advertisement for the red eye channel.
Hummer squawks somehow, loudly. "I TAKE DARE"
She lifts into the air, zooms expertly by the billboard and launches the explosive into it, synthetic voice laughing (like if the google translate voice would laugh, kinda).
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
*Finally going to try to join this. I don't think I can role-play right now but I'll intro anyway.*
Sliding and stepping through the streets of the city, is a man in a fabulous zoot suit. Its waist is pulled up high above his belly button, and it hangs loose around his long legs. His coat hangs long and flowing down his back, and a fine hat crowns his head. His skin is as black as the mud of the bog, and his smile is as wide and thin, like he's savoring the most delicious meal anyone's ever eaten.
He sees a giant, undead hummingbird fly by above and throw an explosive into a billboard.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
*Finally going to try to join this. I don't think I can role-play right now but I'll intro anyway.*
Sliding and stepping through the streets of the city, is a man in a fabulous zoot suit. Its waist is pulled up high above his belly button, and it hangs loose around his long legs. His coat hangs long and flowing down his back, and a fine hat crowns his head. His skin is as black as the mud of the bog, and his smile is as wide and thin, like he's savoring the most delicious meal anyone's ever eaten.
He sees a giant, undead hummingbird fly by above and throw an explosive into a billboard.
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*Finally going to try to join this. I don't think I can role-play right now but I'll intro anyway.*
Sliding and stepping through the streets of the city, is a man in a fabulous zoot suit. Its waist is pulled up high above his belly button, and it hangs loose around his long legs. His coat hangs long and flowing down his back, and a fine hat crowns his head. His skin is as black as the mud of the bog, and his smile is as wide and thin, like he's savoring the most delicious meal anyone's ever eaten.
He sees a giant, undead hummingbird fly by above and throw an explosive into a billboard.
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
"You could dance a mile away from a band with hearing like that!" He laughs. "Mind if I ask how that sign there offended you? It owe you money or something?" He laughs again.
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
"You could dance a mile away from a band with hearing like that!" He laughs. "Mind if I ask how that sign there offended you? It owe you money or something?" He laughs again.
"Probably!" She zips over to land on a dumpster. "I don't like bi-g, contro-ling corporations."
She looks subtly to see if Sam is watching.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
"You could dance a mile away from a band with hearing like that!" He laughs. "Mind if I ask how that sign there offended you? It owe you money or something?" He laughs again.
"Probably!" She zips over to land on a dumpster. "I don't like bi-g, contro-ling corporations."
She looks subtly to see if Sam is watching.
"I ain't a fan of those either." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other with one long, smooth motion. He glances around, "Is there someone else here?"
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
"You could dance a mile away from a band with hearing like that!" He laughs. "Mind if I ask how that sign there offended you? It owe you money or something?" He laughs again.
"Probably!" She zips over to land on a dumpster. "I don't like bi-g, contro-ling corporations."
She looks subtly to see if Sam is watching.
"I ain't a fan of those either." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other with one long, smooth motion. He glances around, "Is there someone else here?"
"Right here? No. Friend somewhe-re else, though." The big bird stares him down suddenly. "Are you a friend?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
"You could dance a mile away from a band with hearing like that!" He laughs. "Mind if I ask how that sign there offended you? It owe you money or something?" He laughs again.
"Probably!" She zips over to land on a dumpster. "I don't like bi-g, contro-ling corporations."
She looks subtly to see if Sam is watching.
"I ain't a fan of those either." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other with one long, smooth motion. He glances around, "Is there someone else here?"
"Right here? No. Friend somewhe-re else, though." The big bird stares him down suddenly. "Are you a friend?"
“Almost certainly,” He says with his wide-lipped smile.
"Enough for m-e!" She says excitedly. "You could join the Scrap Rats ma-ybe, I don't know everything about us but it sure is fun!" She gives off a bit of a dumb sense of happy innocence.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"Enough for m-e!" She says excitedly. "You could join the Scrap Rats ma-ybe, I don't know everything about us but it sure is fun!" She gives off a bit of a dumb sense of happy innocence.
"Scrap Rats, huh?" He says with a sly smile, "Might be a fun time? They got any music?"
"Enough for m-e!" She says excitedly. "You could join the Scrap Rats ma-ybe, I don't know everything about us but it sure is fun!" She gives off a bit of a dumb sense of happy innocence.
"Scrap Rats, huh?" He says with a sly smile, "Might be a fun time? They got any music?"
"Uh. Uhhh-h. No? But I bet we could have some if we wanted." She shrugs her zombified wings.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"Enough for m-e!" She says excitedly. "You could join the Scrap Rats ma-ybe, I don't know everything about us but it sure is fun!" She gives off a bit of a dumb sense of happy innocence.
"Scrap Rats, huh?" He says with a sly smile, "Might be a fun time? They got any music?"
"Uh. Uhhh-h. No? But I bet we could have some if we wanted." She shrugs her zombified wings.
"Huh, the first thing I always check for in any faction is their stance on music and dancing. All the worst regimes have outlawed it and that's how you know they ain't right in the head or the heart."
"Enough for m-e!" She says excitedly. "You could join the Scrap Rats ma-ybe, I don't know everything about us but it sure is fun!" She gives off a bit of a dumb sense of happy innocence.
"Scrap Rats, huh?" He says with a sly smile, "Might be a fun time? They got any music?"
"Uh. Uhhh-h. No? But I bet we could have some if we wanted." She shrugs her zombified wings.
"Huh, the first thing I always check for in any faction is their stance on music and dancing. All the worst regimes have outlawed it and that's how you know they ain't right in the head or the heart."
"Wow, you have a... uh-hh, passion. Yep, passion! That is very fun!" She readjusts her stance. "I don't know what my passion is real-ly."
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Hummer squawks somehow, loudly. "I TAKE DARE"
She lifts into the air, zooms expertly by the billboard and launches the explosive into it, synthetic voice laughing (like if the google translate voice would laugh, kinda).
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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He sees a giant, undead hummingbird fly by above and throw an explosive into a billboard.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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He turns his head up at the sky and his angled face is lit up by the explosion. Something seems to wriggle in the shadows that are shot across his face by the sudden lighting. "I'd love to see a dancer with speed like that!" He laughs to himself, watching your velocity soaked wings.
*oOoo*
Hummer starts zipping happily back and forth between the newly created hole.
"Heard that, sir!" Her robotic voice calls out. She has even more augmented hearing than the normal hummingbird.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"You could dance a mile away from a band with hearing like that!" He laughs. "Mind if I ask how that sign there offended you? It owe you money or something?" He laughs again.
"Probably!" She zips over to land on a dumpster. "I don't like bi-g, contro-ling corporations."
She looks subtly to see if Sam is watching.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"I ain't a fan of those either." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other with one long, smooth motion. He glances around, "Is there someone else here?"
"Right here? No. Friend somewhe-re else, though." The big bird stares him down suddenly. "Are you a friend?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“Almost certainly,” He says with his wide-lipped smile.
"Enough for m-e!" She says excitedly. "You could join the Scrap Rats ma-ybe, I don't know everything about us but it sure is fun!" She gives off a bit of a dumb sense of happy innocence.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"Scrap Rats, huh?" He says with a sly smile, "Might be a fun time? They got any music?"
"Uh. Uhhh-h. No? But I bet we could have some if we wanted." She shrugs her zombified wings.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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"Huh, the first thing I always check for in any faction is their stance on music and dancing. All the worst regimes have outlawed it and that's how you know they ain't right in the head or the heart."
"Wow, you have a... uh-hh, passion. Yep, passion! That is very fun!" She readjusts her stance. "I don't know what my passion is real-ly."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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