"Yeah..." There is a pause as Gwyn's thoughts drift elsewhere. "Once I'm done sprouting, I'm not sure I'll be able to go back, what with the cold and all... Hadn't really thought of that till now."
"Well, something's gonna have to change. I can't go back to Chicago after all this. Wild places, yknow?" She laughs. "I mean, Chicago's pretty wild, just not that way. I'm sure we can figure something out"
"I know what you mean." Gwyn brushes their hair out of their eyes. "I wanna find somewhere with other dryads. So it's not just me in the wild, you know?"
"Yeah. You know what I miss the most about Chicago?"
"Family?"
"Not really. I get letters. But there was this Thai place and they had this really good soup."
"Ah, yeah. I really miss the chicken skewers from one place back home." They pause, thinking about something. "Man, I hope I can still have human food once all the changes are done."
"Yeah, s'long as there's no meat. So sorry about your chicken dreams"
"Aww..." They sink a little bit more into the water. "Well, at least I can still have food at all."
*little do they know... even that might not be available.*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A girl about 17 years old is outside the Conservatory looking around. She has green leaves sprouting in little clumps of three on her head and a small trap near her forehead. Her name is Ivy. Ivy is a mixed dryad of Poison Ivy and Venus Flytrap
A girl about 17 years old is outside the Conservatory looking around. She has green leaves sprouting in little clumps of three on her head and a small trap near her forehead. Her name is Ivy. Ivy is a mixed dryad of Poison Ivy and Venus Flytrap
*can they do that?* *googled it, no they can't. We follow botany rules in dis house*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Swelter, 6' 1" with aubergine skin, red eyes and scars, and peppers growing in the black leaves of their hair, rises from behind a couch. "Well, they don't have any damn meat here!" Their clothes are dirty and far too small for the lanky teen.
He spins around to face you, "That's a shame." He says before taking another bite though. "These are still pretty good though. What would you do if you were able to get meat?"
"I'd probably get sick again." They fold their arms. "Turns out, we can't eat it anymore. Honestly, I considered pruning my head right off my shoulders when I heard that."
“Heck naw! We ain’t able to eat meat anymore?” He collapses into a couch and shakes his head, “How am I supposed to survive without bacon?”
"You'd better learn to eat vegan. I can make fake bacon from tempeh, mushrooms, coconut, or cauliflower, and it's pretty good. Not pork, though." They stand over him. "It's time to adapt, because we're dead as doornails if we don't."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*dairy is fine, in smallish amounts and so are eggs and honey*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"Yeah..." There is a pause as Gwyn's thoughts drift elsewhere. "Once I'm done sprouting, I'm not sure I'll be able to go back, what with the cold and all... Hadn't really thought of that till now."
"Well, something's gonna have to change. I can't go back to Chicago after all this. Wild places, yknow?" She laughs. "I mean, Chicago's pretty wild, just not that way. I'm sure we can figure something out"
"I know what you mean." Gwyn brushes their hair out of their eyes. "I wanna find somewhere with other dryads. So it's not just me in the wild, you know?"
"Yeah. You know what I miss the most about Chicago?"
"Family?"
"Not really. I get letters. But there was this Thai place and they had this really good soup."
"Ah, yeah. I really miss the chicken skewers from one place back home." They pause, thinking about something. "Man, I hope I can still have human food once all the changes are done."
"Yeah, s'long as there's no meat. So sorry about your chicken dreams"
"Aww..." They sink a little bit more into the water. "Well, at least I can still have food at all."
*little do they know... even that might not be available.*
"Hey, photosynthesis isn't too bad"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
A girl about 17 years old is outside the Conservatory looking around. She has green leaves sprouting in little clumps of three on her head and a small trap near her forehead. Her name is Ivy. Ivy is a mixed dryad of Poison Ivy and Venus Flytrap
*can they do that?* *googled it, no they can't. We follow botany rules in dis house*
*dairy is fine, in smallish amounts and so are eggs and honey*
*Is there anything (besides sunlight, of course), that dryads can eat that humans can't?*
*they can osmose. They could also eat indigestible plants like grass*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Swelter, 6' 1" with aubergine skin, red eyes and scars, and peppers growing in the black leaves of their hair, rises from behind a couch. "Well, they don't have any damn meat here!" Their clothes are dirty and far too small for the lanky teen.
He spins around to face you, "That's a shame." He says before taking another bite though. "These are still pretty good though. What would you do if you were able to get meat?"
"I'd probably get sick again." They fold their arms. "Turns out, we can't eat it anymore. Honestly, I considered pruning my head right off my shoulders when I heard that."
“Heck naw! We ain’t able to eat meat anymore?” He collapses into a couch and shakes his head, “How am I supposed to survive without bacon?”
"You'd better learn to eat vegan. I can make fake bacon from tempeh, mushrooms, coconut, or cauliflower, and it's pretty good. Not pork, though." They stand over him. "It's time to adapt, because we're dead as doornails if we don't."
He wrinkles his nose and looks straight up at you. You notice a few needles have sprouted across his face. "Mushrooms and coconut and cauliflower weren't ever meant to be in bacon. Just tain't natural. But I can adapt, man, don'tchu worry. Pretty soon I'll be licking fire from the sun and slurping water up from my toes I reckon." He says with a lop-sided grin.
"Wait, I've been meaning to ask: What does sunlight taste like? Does it have a 'taste' in the human sense?"
"Well, you don't taste it with your mouth, but it's warm and sorta sweet but in a real abstract way"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“Heck naw! We ain’t able to eat meat anymore?” He collapses into a couch and shakes his head, “How am I supposed to survive without bacon?”
"You'd better learn to eat vegan. I can make fake bacon from tempeh, mushrooms, coconut, or cauliflower, and it's pretty good. Not pork, though." They stand over him. "It's time to adapt, because we're dead as doornails if we don't."
He wrinkles his nose and looks straight up at you. You notice a few needles have sprouted across his face. "Mushrooms and coconut and cauliflower weren't ever meant to be in bacon. Just tain't natural. But I can adapt, man, don'tchu worry. Pretty soon I'll be licking fire from the sun and slurping water up from my toes I reckon." He says with a lop-sided grin.
"Natural? I don't give a damn about what's 'natural.' It's 'natural' for people to take drugs and hate other people for being different. I've been fighting nature every second of my life. My job is to chop it up, burn it, and eat it, and if I have to switch from animals to plants I'll do it."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Seskatchewhat-now? Ain't never heard of that place. Where's it at?"
"Canada"
"Heck, that ain't nowhere near Texas. What sort of plant dude are you?"
"Hedera Ivy." she spreads out her arms, showing that ivy vines wrap around them.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
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"Aww..." They sink a little bit more into the water. "Well, at least I can still have food at all."
*little do they know... even that might not be available.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Briar snuck in a camp stove.*
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
*bump*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*can they do that?*
*googled it, no they can't. We follow botany rules in dis house*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"You'd better learn to eat vegan. I can make fake bacon from tempeh, mushrooms, coconut, or cauliflower, and it's pretty good. Not pork, though." They stand over him. "It's time to adapt, because we're dead as doornails if we don't."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Wonderful. Time for propane.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*dairy is fine, in smallish amounts and so are eggs and honey*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Noted*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hey, photosynthesis isn't too bad"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Is there anything (besides sunlight, of course), that dryads can eat that humans can't?*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*darn. you should add that to the rules though*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*they can osmose. They could also eat indigestible plants like grass*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Snippet for the pond gang*
"Wait, I've been meaning to ask: What does sunlight taste like? Does it have a 'taste' in the human sense?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He wrinkles his nose and looks straight up at you. You notice a few needles have sprouted across his face. "Mushrooms and coconut and cauliflower weren't ever meant to be in bacon. Just tain't natural. But I can adapt, man, don'tchu worry. Pretty soon I'll be licking fire from the sun and slurping water up from my toes I reckon." He says with a lop-sided grin.
"Heck, that ain't nowhere near Texas. What sort of plant dude are you?"
"Well, you don't taste it with your mouth, but it's warm and sorta sweet but in a real abstract way"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*i am going to go with white baneberry and nightshade crossbreed. and yes i looked it up and they can be crossbred*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Natural? I don't give a damn about what's 'natural.' It's 'natural' for people to take drugs and hate other people for being different. I've been fighting nature every second of my life. My job is to chop it up, burn it, and eat it, and if I have to switch from animals to plants I'll do it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"That sounds really nice." Gwyn seems very relaxed.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Hedera Ivy." she spreads out her arms, showing that ivy vines wrap around them.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose