“If you want to go faster, just take the rose jar. The body is captivated with it.”
"No...enjoying...slow...walk...scenery." They say, looking to the rose jar "What...happened...to you?"
“Soth created a race of zombies. But the first batch was too lazy. He made them each carry a black rose in a bell jar. If anything ever happened to this rose, they’d go berserk. They needed more corpses.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“If you want to go faster, just take the rose jar. The body is captivated with it.”
"No...enjoying...slow...walk...scenery." They say, looking to the rose jar "What...happened...to you?"
“Soth created a race of zombies. But the first batch was too lazy. He made them each carry a black rose in a bell jar. If anything ever happened to this rose, they’d go berserk. They needed more corpses.”
They nod again, each step forced, the ice freezing their legs over, forcing them to break the ice to make another step "Berserk?... That... sounds... terrible... sorry that... happened..."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
“If you want to go faster, just take the rose jar. The body is captivated with it.”
"No...enjoying...slow...walk...scenery." They say, looking to the rose jar "What...happened...to you?"
“Soth created a race of zombies. But the first batch was too lazy. He made them each carry a black rose in a bell jar. If anything ever happened to this rose, they’d go berserk. They needed more corpses.”
They nod again, each step forced, the ice freezing their legs over, forcing them to break the ice to make another step "Berserk?... That... sounds... terrible... sorry that... happened..."
“Was able to story part of my consciousness in this ring, that’s how I’m not just a shambling corpse.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
“If you want to go faster, just take the rose jar. The body is captivated with it.”
"No...enjoying...slow...walk...scenery." They say, looking to the rose jar "What...happened...to you?"
“Soth created a race of zombies. But the first batch was too lazy. He made them each carry a black rose in a bell jar. If anything ever happened to this rose, they’d go berserk. They needed more corpses.”
They nod again, each step forced, the ice freezing their legs over, forcing them to break the ice to make another step "Berserk?... That... sounds... terrible... sorry that... happened..."
“Was able to story part of my consciousness in this ring, that’s how I’m not just a shambling corpse.”
They nod again, "When... do you... want me... to give the... ring back?" They say, the air growing colder with every step.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
“If you want to go faster, just take the rose jar. The body is captivated with it.”
"No...enjoying...slow...walk...scenery." They say, looking to the rose jar "What...happened...to you?"
“Soth created a race of zombies. But the first batch was too lazy. He made them each carry a black rose in a bell jar. If anything ever happened to this rose, they’d go berserk. They needed more corpses.”
They nod again, each step forced, the ice freezing their legs over, forcing them to break the ice to make another step "Berserk?... That... sounds... terrible... sorry that... happened..."
“Was able to story part of my consciousness in this ring, that’s how I’m not just a shambling corpse.”
They nod again, "When... do you... want me... to give the... ring back?" They say, the air growing colder with every step.
“When we part ways.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
The massive woman grins and chops off the end of her burning cigar with an ornate guillotine cutter, letting the cherry fall to the remaining snow. She sits down beside him, causing the bench to creak loudly. "Beautiful day, isn't it?" She chuckles.
He clasps his hands together, smiling softly and politely at them, moving his black hair from his face for a moment before leaning back, comfortable "It is, truly beautiful indeed. Quite the entrance you have made, especially interesting." He lights another, blowing small rings of smoke.
"It's not an entrance unless it's entrancing!" She laughs. The trinkets and coins hanging on her coat jingle as she does. "So, how've you been? It's been a while since you came to Hell's Fair."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"With all the work I put in, it had better be!" She snorts. "Most demons won't work for you unless you're offering souls."
“And how do you get those?”
"Hell if I know. I had to whip these fools into shape. Souls are a bad currency, you know. Inflation has only gotten worse since the age of Witchcraft, and now it takes like a thousand just to buy a loaf of bread."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
scurvy dave's ship pulls up and stops in front of a waterfront bar. open, but empty at this hour, on this day.
"lets go!"
the ghostly pirates use ropes to climb off the ship, and phase through the front wall of the bar.
scurvy Dave rests a hand on his spectral cutlass.
"yer drinks, or yer life!"
various sheet ghost crewmates draw various weapons.
A large crossbow bolt (silvered, of course) flies less than an inch over the head of Scurvy Dave. The barkeep, an extremely muscular human, menacingly looks at them holding a heavy crossbow almost as big as he is. "Get. Out. Of. My. Bar. It's closed."
"I've got a thirsty crew here that says different." he inspects the crossbow bolt. "silver hunh?" he admiers his prosthetic hand, gleaming in the light "fraid ye'll have to do better than that!" he cackles. "however, we can pay."
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"With all the work I put in, it had better be!" She snorts. "Most demons won't work for you unless you're offering souls."
“And how do you get those?”
"Hell if I know. I had to whip these fools into shape. Souls are a bad currency, you know. Inflation has only gotten worse since the age of Witchcraft, and now it takes like a thousand just to buy a loaf of bread."
“Inflation hits the living world as well. Though our operations remain open. You may call me Mr. Yaku.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
"Hell if I know. I had to whip these fools into shape. Souls are a bad currency, you know. Inflation has only gotten worse since the age of Witchcraft, and now it takes like a thousand just to buy a loaf of bread."
“Inflation hits the living world as well. Though our operations remain open. You may call me Mr. Yaku.”
"Yaku, huh? Haven't heard that name in a while. Not very popular. So, anything in particular that you're excited for, Mr. Yaku?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hell if I know. I had to whip these fools into shape. Souls are a bad currency, you know. Inflation has only gotten worse since the age of Witchcraft, and now it takes like a thousand just to buy a loaf of bread."
“Inflation hits the living world as well. Though our operations remain open. You may call me Mr. Yaku.”
"Yaku, huh? Haven't heard that name in a while. Not very popular. So, anything in particular that you're excited for, Mr. Yaku?"
“I can’t say that there is. I’m simply here to observe.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
“The mysteries of undeath…” “thank you for humoring me.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thank... you... for providing... me... with... company." He begins walking into the city, putting his cloak back on, the cold returning.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The zombie shambles behind. “Do you remember how you died?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Water...deep... dive...winter...death..." They makes sure to keep pace with the zombie.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“If you want to go faster, just take the rose jar. The body is captivated with it.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"No...enjoying...slow...walk...scenery." They say, looking to the rose jar "What...happened...to you?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Soth created a race of zombies. But the first batch was too lazy. He made them each carry a black rose in a bell jar. If anything ever happened to this rose, they’d go berserk. They needed more corpses.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They nod again, each step forced, the ice freezing their legs over, forcing them to break the ice to make another step "Berserk?... That... sounds... terrible... sorry that... happened..."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Was able to story part of my consciousness in this ring, that’s how I’m not just a shambling corpse.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They nod again, "When... do you... want me... to give the... ring back?" They say, the air growing colder with every step.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“When we part ways.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They nod again, continuing to walk.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Of course!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It's not an entrance unless it's entrancing!" She laughs. The trinkets and coins hanging on her coat jingle as she does. "So, how've you been? It's been a while since you came to Hell's Fair."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hell if I know. I had to whip these fools into shape. Souls are a bad currency, you know. Inflation has only gotten worse since the age of Witchcraft, and now it takes like a thousand just to buy a loaf of bread."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I've got a thirsty crew here that says different." he inspects the crossbow bolt. "silver hunh?" he admiers his prosthetic hand, gleaming in the light "fraid ye'll have to do better than that!" he cackles. "however, we can pay."
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Inflation hits the living world as well. Though our operations remain open. You may call me Mr. Yaku.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
"Yaku, huh? Haven't heard that name in a while. Not very popular. So, anything in particular that you're excited for, Mr. Yaku?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I can’t say that there is. I’m simply here to observe.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
She rubs her stubbly chin. "Hmm... you're an exorcist, correct? How about I put on a show for you? Something truly engaging?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.