you read the title, were having a wizard war! you can make your own spells(plz keep it so we don't get hit with the divine ban-hammer though) (the only banned spells are instant death spells and counterspell)
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
*a massive pile of nickels crash down on Capatin, crushing them*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I CAST... THE DUCK SPELL, AS YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS! (For context, he tried to sell this on the discount magic thread without my permission.)
(You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.
Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends.
On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage added to the total.
On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.
At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Summons the actual Sun, blinding and burning everyone*
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Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
you read the title, were having a wizard war! you can make your own spells(plz keep it so we don't get hit with the divine ban-hammer though) (the only banned spells are instant death spells and counterspell)
ill go first.
I CAST... SWAP HIT DICE!
*I swap my puny d6s for the barbarian's d12s*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST... FIRST REPLY ON DA FORUM"!
*I get first reply*
"TM Pug_With_Big_Weapons
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST... SECOND REPLY ON DA FORUM!
*I get second reply*
I use my bonus action TO CAST... stop the chain of '___ reply' before it can get bigger. (The chain is stopped. >:))
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... SHOOT GIBBER FOR VIOLATING TRADEMARK!
*You take 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000d6 AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH damage*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST... FIREBALL!
*you two take 8d6 pettyness damage*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST... WATER UP THE NOSE!
*proceeds to use Shape Water to break your concentration on your held spell :)*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I CAST... REENSTATE TITLE!
*Former_Queen_Yvonne's name is changed to Current_Queen_Yvonne*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST... One million dollars! IN NICKELS!
*a massive pile of nickels crash down on Capatin, crushing them*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*muffled from inside the pile of nickels*
I CAST... ENCUMBERENCE RULES!
I use my bonus action to CAST... WEAKEN!
*AgateElk8337 crumples under the weight of their wizardly robes*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I'm not gonna mess with y'all's war but...
I CAST... THE DUCK SPELL, AS YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS! (For context, he tried to sell this on the discount magic thread without my permission.)
(You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.
Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends.
On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage added to the total.
On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.
At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.)
*Also, there's no instant death spells*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... EMPOWER! *I am no longer weak, and I stand up and brush myself off*
I use my bonus action to cast... SUFFOCATE! *Capatin begins to choke as a spectral hand grabs them by the throat*
(And please, call me Elk. :])
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I *choke* CAST... SPECTRAL THUMB WAR!
*a spectral hand appears and is locked in a brutal thumb war with the one that was suffocating me, I walk away*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST... 'THE BIRD'!
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
I CAST... 'THE DOUBLE BIRD'!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I've recently discovered that I'm most likely demiromantic, which puts me on the aromantic spectrum. So technically, I'm queer! Yaaaay! *confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I CAST... 'THE TRIPLE BIRD'!
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
I CAST... STOP DOING THE BIRD!
I use my bonus action to CAST... THE BIRD!
*an ostrich appears and kicks you both*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST... DRAGON!
*a dragon eats your bird*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
I CAST…THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN
*Summons the actual Sun, blinding and burning everyone*
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
signature but longer
fools.
I CAST...
MASS VIOLENT DIAPHRAGM CONTORTION!!!
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST...
MANUAL BREATHING! (self explanatory)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ