“Ah. That would be unwise, for you at least.. the scorpion’s venom takes time to denature after its death, and at the very least you would have an extremely pained abdomen.” The crocodilian sprawls back into their sleeping-niche, sunning themselves. “I am glad you consider reptiles tough. I shall consider it a compliment.. what reptiles do you speak of, that you can raise for food? And do your people struggle for food? Given your size I would have thought you well-fed. Spices.. I am not empowered by the Autarch, but I can informally recommend you travel downriver and ask to speak with the Autarch concerning a matter of commerce. I suspect our peoples could reach an arrangement.”
Rakshahd puffs his chest out, folding his arms. “Ah, quantity of food is no issue - quality is the issue. While rich in nutrients, our food is significantly lacking in any sort of spice or flavor beyond what we can scrounge up from caves. Though our meat is filling and keeps us strong and warm, it doesn’t soothe the soul as foreign foods do.” The centurian explains, using a paw to gesture while his arms are folded. “And I would love to travel further, though my boat may uh… not survive the journey.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hmmm platy if I win you have to be my subordinate and join the alliance of the wild if I win me and any of my allies cannot attack you*
<Deal!>
<As for the buddy thing... I mean, if you want. I guess Arpo and Bonde will fight together then.>
*Hmmm I gotta see if any of my war buddies will join and see there characters but I'll reveal who my partner is*
*i would join i love dueling so much 🥺🥺🥺 i promise i do a ton of damage i get like 9 attacks turn one 🥺*
*well isn’t that just simply so wonderful to think about.*
*this is why Bouclaire’s preferred strategy is hiding in a bush and peppering people with poisoned arrows.*
*+23 to stealth with her Infiltrators Key, to be exact.*
*khass only has like a +17 to stealth but he does like 200 something damage turn one with about a consistent 70-100 I think. +16 perception and +14 initiative helps too.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hmmm platy if I win you have to be my subordinate and join the alliance of the wild if I win me and any of my allies cannot attack you*
<Deal!>
<As for the buddy thing... I mean, if you want. I guess Arpo and Bonde will fight together then.>
*Hmmm I gotta see if any of my war buddies will join and see there characters but I'll reveal who my partner is*
*i would join i love dueling so much 🥺🥺🥺 i promise i do a ton of damage i get like 9 attacks turn one 🥺*
*well isn’t that just simply so wonderful to think about.*
*this is why Bouclaire’s preferred strategy is hiding in a bush and peppering people with poisoned arrows.*
*+23 to stealth with her Infiltrators Key, to be exact.*
*khass only has like a +17 to stealth but he does like 200 something damage turn one with about a consistent 70-100 I think. +16 perception and +14 initiative helps too.*
*great goodness, and that is why he and Bouclaire are friends. One part because they are chaotic besties, and the other reason is I do not want to deal with that. What class are they?*
*hmmm platy if I win you have to be my subordinate and join the alliance of the wild if I win me and any of my allies cannot attack you*
<Deal!>
<As for the buddy thing... I mean, if you want. I guess Arpo and Bonde will fight together then.>
*Hmmm I gotta see if any of my war buddies will join and see there characters but I'll reveal who my partner is*
*i would join i love dueling so much 🥺🥺🥺 i promise i do a ton of damage i get like 9 attacks turn one 🥺*
*well isn’t that just simply so wonderful to think about.*
*this is why Bouclaire’s preferred strategy is hiding in a bush and peppering people with poisoned arrows.*
*+23 to stealth with her Infiltrators Key, to be exact.*
*khass only has like a +17 to stealth but he does like 200 something damage turn one with about a consistent 70-100 I think. +16 perception and +14 initiative helps too.*
*great goodness, and that is why he and Bouclaire are friends. One part because they are chaotic besties, and the other reason is I do not want to deal with that. What class are they?*
*WHAT IN THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? for Uralll I just made a fairly standard cleric...*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*great goodness, and that is why he and Bouclaire are friends. One part because they are chaotic besties, and the other reason is I do not want to deal with that. What class are they?*
*i nerfed him by making him an awkward pacifist, and his charisma is his dump stat. He’s a fighter (echo knight)/ranger (gloomstalker)/rogue (assassin). 3 attacks from fighter, 1 from gloomstalker turn one, 1 from the echo, action surge, three more attacks and then one more from the echo.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hmmm platy if I win you have to be my subordinate and join the alliance of the wild if I win me and any of my allies cannot attack you*
<Deal!>
<As for the buddy thing... I mean, if you want. I guess Arpo and Bonde will fight together then.>
*Hmmm I gotta see if any of my war buddies will join and see there characters but I'll reveal who my partner is*
*i would join i love dueling so much 🥺🥺🥺 i promise i do a ton of damage i get like 9 attacks turn one 🥺*
*well isn’t that just simply so wonderful to think about.*
*this is why Bouclaire’s preferred strategy is hiding in a bush and peppering people with poisoned arrows.*
*+23 to stealth with her Infiltrators Key, to be exact.*
*khass only has like a +17 to stealth but he does like 200 something damage turn one with about a consistent 70-100 I think. +16 perception and +14 initiative helps too.*
*great goodness, and that is why he and Bouclaire are friends. One part because they are chaotic besties, and the other reason is I do not want to deal with that. What class are they?*
*WHAT IN THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? for Uralll I just made a fairly standard cleric...*
*Bouclaire is just a spy master with pass without trace, I have… no idea what Cyno has been up to.*
*great goodness, and that is why he and Bouclaire are friends. One part because they are chaotic besties, and the other reason is I do not want to deal with that. What class are they?*
*i nerfed him by making him an awkward pacifist, and his charisma is his dump stat. He’s a fighter (echo knight)/ranger (gloomstalker)/rogue (assassin). 3 attacks from fighter, 1 from gloomstalker turn one, 1 from the echo, action surge, three more attacks and then one more from the echo.*
*how great. Bouclaire has a rather high charisma, further proof they are perfect friends for each other.*
*WHAT IN THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? for Uralll I just made a fairly standard cleric...*
*im not planning on using his sheet other than defensively or to nuke platy because i think drizztl is funny and i like helping him, if i were to attempt assassination id make a more normal build.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how great. Bouclaire has a rather high charisma, further proof they are perfect friends for each other.*
*they’re really silly and should hang out more I think. khass likes to show off his pet deer.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Bouclaire is just a spy master with pass without trace, I have… no idea what Cyno has been up to.*
*had to make a character that could plausibly kill a redpelt one. hes a better minmaxer than me 80 percent of the time, his builds are scarier than mine.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*WHAT IN THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? for Uralll I just made a fairly standard cleric...*
*im not planning on using his sheet other than defensively or to nuke platy because i think drizztl is funny and i like helping him, if i were to attempt assassination id make a more normal build.*
*I might go crazy(or at least try) with my bloodthirsty general to fight platy, but I'm not great at the technical side of things*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*how great. Bouclaire has a rather high charisma, further proof they are perfect friends for each other.*
*they’re really silly and should hang out more I think. khass likes to show off his pet deer.*
*oh, absolutely. Bouclaire might declare herself Queen soon, so that’s gonna have a giant celebration along with it, maybe they could do some fun stuff there*
*WHAT IN THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? for Uralll I just made a fairly standard cleric...*
*im not planning on using his sheet other than defensively or to nuke platy because i think drizztl is funny and i like helping him, if i were to attempt assassination id make a more normal build.*
*I might go crazy(or at least try) with my bloodthirsty general to fight platy, but I'm not great at the technical side of things*
*im happy to help you out if you need it, resident minmaxer ❤️ you just have to promise to not attack me and we can have some trade agreements maybe.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how great. Bouclaire has a rather high charisma, further proof they are perfect friends for each other.*
*they’re really silly and should hang out more I think. khass likes to show off his pet deer.*
*oh, absolutely. Bouclaire might declare herself Queen soon, so that’s gonna have a giant celebration along with it, maybe they could do some fun stuff there*
*cool! i might have a military coup overthrow khass at some point but we’ll see*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how great. Bouclaire has a rather high charisma, further proof they are perfect friends for each other.*
*they’re really silly and should hang out more I think. khass likes to show off his pet deer.*
*oh, absolutely. Bouclaire might declare herself Queen soon, so that’s gonna have a giant celebration along with it, maybe they could do some fun stuff there*
*cool! i might have a military coup overthrow khass at some point but we’ll see*
*how interesting… assuming Khass doesn’t die, Bouclaire would probably send him an invitation to stay at Lyrebird’s landing to avoid the angry mob trying to kill him.*
At one of Rhagoan’s inns, a sign is hung up announcing a hunt that will take place within a few days, calling for adventurers to take part. The killer of the beast gets to keep its trophy, and all participants receive a reward.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how interesting… assuming Khass doesn’t die, Bouclaire would probably send him an invitation to stay at Lyrebird’s landing to avoid the angry mob trying to kill him.*
*he would feel awful about it, khass hates taking up space and using other people’s resources, but he would definitely accept the offer.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
At one of Rhagoan’s inns, a sign is hung up announcing a hunt that will take place within a few days, calling for adventurers to take part. The killer of the beast gets to keep its trophy, and all participants receive a reward.
Several days later, a party from Hoeb arrives at the inn. It is led by a man one horseback who wears a scarf around his face and head. He carries a bow and has two curved blades sheathed on his back. Behind him is a cart pulled by two stallions. A huge iron box is held down by chains, and the chains wrap around the box to keep it closed and slither in and out of the bars of the small window.
*hmmm platy if I win you have to be my subordinate and join the alliance of the wild if I win me and any of my allies cannot attack you*
<Deal!>
<As for the buddy thing... I mean, if you want. I guess Arpo and Bonde will fight together then.>
*Hmmm I gotta see if any of my war buddies will join and see there characters but I'll reveal who my partner is*
*i would join i love dueling so much 🥺🥺🥺 i promise i do a ton of damage i get like 9 attacks turn one 🥺*
*well isn’t that just simply so wonderful to think about.*
*this is why Bouclaire’s preferred strategy is hiding in a bush and peppering people with poisoned arrows.*
*+23 to stealth with her Infiltrators Key, to be exact.*
*khass only has like a +17 to stealth but he does like 200 something damage turn one with about a consistent 70-100 I think. +16 perception and +14 initiative helps too.*
*sorry friends 'i'm going to have captain be my partner in the duel since I believe clerics are the next best thing after paladins for a synergy with a blood hunter*
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*well isn’t that just simply so wonderful to think about.*
*this is why Bouclaire’s preferred strategy is hiding in a bush and peppering people with poisoned arrows.*
*+23 to stealth with her Infiltrators Key, to be exact.*
Rakshahd puffs his chest out, folding his arms. “Ah, quantity of food is no issue - quality is the issue. While rich in nutrients, our food is significantly lacking in any sort of spice or flavor beyond what we can scrounge up from caves. Though our meat is filling and keeps us strong and warm, it doesn’t soothe the soul as foreign foods do.” The centurian explains, using a paw to gesture while his arms are folded. “And I would love to travel further, though my boat may uh… not survive the journey.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*khass only has like a +17 to stealth but he does like 200 something damage turn one with about a consistent 70-100 I think. +16 perception and +14 initiative helps too.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*great goodness, and that is why he and Bouclaire are friends. One part because they are chaotic besties, and the other reason is I do not want to deal with that. What class are they?*
*WHAT IN THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? for Uralll I just made a fairly standard cleric...*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*i nerfed him by making him an awkward pacifist, and his charisma is his dump stat. He’s a fighter (echo knight)/ranger (gloomstalker)/rogue (assassin). 3 attacks from fighter, 1 from gloomstalker turn one, 1 from the echo, action surge, three more attacks and then one more from the echo.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Bouclaire is just a spy master with pass without trace, I have… no idea what Cyno has been up to.*
*how great. Bouclaire has a rather high charisma, further proof they are perfect friends for each other.*
*im not planning on using his sheet other than defensively or to nuke platy because i think drizztl is funny and i like helping him, if i were to attempt assassination id make a more normal build.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*they’re really silly and should hang out more I think. khass likes to show off his pet deer.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*had to make a character that could plausibly kill a redpelt one. hes a better minmaxer than me 80 percent of the time, his builds are scarier than mine.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I might go crazy(or at least try) with my bloodthirsty general to fight platy, but I'm not great at the technical side of things*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*oh, absolutely. Bouclaire might declare herself Queen soon, so that’s gonna have a giant celebration along with it, maybe they could do some fun stuff there*
*im happy to help you out if you need it, resident minmaxer ❤️ you just have to promise to not attack me and we can have some trade agreements maybe.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*cool! i might have a military coup overthrow khass at some point but we’ll see*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how interesting… assuming Khass doesn’t die, Bouclaire would probably send him an invitation to stay at Lyrebird’s landing to avoid the angry mob trying to kill him.*
At one of Rhagoan’s inns, a sign is hung up announcing a hunt that will take place within a few days, calling for adventurers to take part. The killer of the beast gets to keep its trophy, and all participants receive a reward.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*he would feel awful about it, khass hates taking up space and using other people’s resources, but he would definitely accept the offer.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Several days later, a party from Hoeb arrives at the inn. It is led by a man one horseback who wears a scarf around his face and head. He carries a bow and has two curved blades sheathed on his back. Behind him is a cart pulled by two stallions. A huge iron box is held down by chains, and the chains wrap around the box to keep it closed and slither in and out of the bars of the small window.
*sorry friends 'i'm going to have captain be my partner in the duel since I believe clerics are the next best thing after paladins for a synergy with a blood hunter*
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
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