“I am Elizabeth Cromwell, hunter of Artemis, favored of Britomartis, daughter of Brizo. A pleasure to meet you, Wren.”
"Oh! Nice meeting you too, Elizabeth! Youre the first hunter Ive actually met in person! Well... Except maybe in passing during the war thing... Im an Aphrodite offspring"
“A child of Aphrodite, how interesting! I was fortunate enough to, for the most part, miss the main conflicts of the war.”
"Really..? Where were you at the time? I thought all the hunt would get involved.."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Oh, simple!! I try to pretend to be a more emotionally intelligent person than I actually am!!*
*its why I like playing angelo, I dont need to do things much differently*
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Oh, simple!! I try to pretend to be a more emotionally intelligent person than I actually am!!*
*its why I like playing angelo, I dont need to do things much differently*
*LMAO. There are 3 kinds of characters: More mature than me, less mature than me, E.*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Andrew stays hidden, not having much in the way of effective fire spells *and being out of spell slots*. He slowly makes his way back to the cabins.
On the way back, he hears the sound of rustling in a nearby bush. Half obscured by the leaves, a boy around 15-16 is laying there, curled up and sleeping. He looks to be having a bad dream, the rough ground probably not helping his sleep. He has black hair, medium length and a bit of a tangled mess, wearing a faded t shirt and ripped jeans. This kid is really skinny, clearly malnourished, and completely unarmed.
Andrew notices, and fearing the kid might get attacked if that wolf returns, he gently shakes the boy awake. "Hey, kid...this isn't a safe place to sleep."
He wakes up with a start, gasping. “I- wh- where am I?” He looks up at Andrew in intense confusion, eyes a bright hazel that’s almost silvery in the moonlight.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Oh, simple!! I try to pretend to be a more emotionally intelligent person than I actually am!!*
*its why I like playing angelo, I dont need to do things much differently*
*LMAO. There are 3 kinds of characters: More mature than me, less mature than me, E.*
*exactly! atemos gets his own category*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The snake shifts, now wrapped around both of their wrists, going very still as he seems overwhelmed
Noctis tries to go and find one of the head camp counselors.
Investigation
8
It seems theyve gone to bed by now or something... *Side note: Clover's body being missing when Makana goes to bury her is gonna make her panic lmao*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Oh, simple!! I try to pretend to be a more emotionally intelligent person than I actually am!!*
*its why I like playing angelo, I dont need to do things much differently*
*LMAO. There are 3 kinds of characters: More mature than me, less mature than me, E.*
*exactly! atemos gets his own category*
*E is more mature than me in some ways... But so much less in others lol. Shes special. And Atemos is king :))*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
He chuckles. “Yeah, but it’s only when it’s like, actually hot. Usually, I just feel the same, kinda cold, no matter what temperature it actually is. Unless it’s like, 100 degrees. Then I’m too hot.”
“But you actually like the cold, right? And.. wait a minute, that means your pillow is always cold! That’s nice!”
“Yeah, kinda! I mean, I don’t like the cold that much, it’s just that I’m always only kinda cold so it doesn’t bother me. Being warm is still nice. Which is why I like being around you so much-“ he boops Alex on the nose. “You warm me up.”
“I am Elizabeth Cromwell, hunter of Artemis, favored of Britomartis, daughter of Brizo. A pleasure to meet you, Wren.”
"Oh! Nice meeting you too, Elizabeth! Youre the first hunter Ive actually met in person! Well... Except maybe in passing during the war thing... Im an Aphrodite offspring"
“A child of Aphrodite, how interesting! I was fortunate enough to, for the most part, miss the main conflicts of the war.”
"Really..? Where were you at the time? I thought all the hunt would get involved.."
“I was out at sea, actually… I specialize in hunting aquatic monsters.”
Cayde taps Havoc on the nose with the end of his pencil. “An uncatchable fox. Cities need food. This fox decimated the chickens, the eggs, and apparently large enough to eat children too. Not even Artemis herself could catch it.”
"Ah, right. Greek monster fox. Still, how does this oracle expect me and two others to catch this fox if the goddess of the hunt can't do that. Seems like a waste of time."
Cayde frowns, thinking. “Well all these methods to catch it so far seem pretty standard. It avoids traps, and it’s too fast to conduct an actual fox hunt. [gp]. I’m thinking. There’s absolutely more than one way to catch a fox without.. catching it, I guess.” He pauses. “Does rhat make sense at all? I’m rambling. Sorry.”
*Cayde and Asada nerd hangout. Cayde is INT based.*
"Hm...Well, if we are going on technicalities...you could try befriending the fox." Havoc spitballs out.
*Heck Yeah! Asada would love to nerd out with Cayde over things*
*Strategy board games!*
”That may be a problem, but definitely is going on the list. You might have a problem getting a fox to think you’re safe enough to approach anyways, Cinderella.”
*lol*
"Well...." he pulls out the paper with the prophecy. "I reread this...and it does seem to mention "To catch and save a creature falsely made, A semblance of the infamous, clever vixen of old, The goddess’s wrath, the torment of a soul too bold..." it sounds more like we are suppose to help this creature, instead of properly hunt it down..."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
“I am Elizabeth Cromwell, hunter of Artemis, favored of Britomartis, daughter of Brizo. A pleasure to meet you, Wren.”
"Oh! Nice meeting you too, Elizabeth! Youre the first hunter Ive actually met in person! Well... Except maybe in passing during the war thing... Im an Aphrodite offspring"
“A child of Aphrodite, how interesting! I was fortunate enough to, for the most part, miss the main conflicts of the war.”
"Really..? Where were you at the time? I thought all the hunt would get involved.."
“I was out at sea, actually… I specialize in hunting aquatic monsters.”
"Ohhh, interesting!! What is it like? Hunting monsters. Ive uh... Never been a great fighter..."
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He chuckles. “Yeah, but it’s only when it’s like, actually hot. Usually, I just feel the same, kinda cold, no matter what temperature it actually is. Unless it’s like, 100 degrees. Then I’m too hot.”
“But you actually like the cold, right? And.. wait a minute, that means your pillow is always cold! That’s nice!”
“Yeah, kinda! I mean, I don’t like the cold that much, it’s just that I’m always only kinda cold so it doesn’t bother me. Being warm is still nice. Which is why I like being around you so much-“ he boops Alex on the nose. “You warm me up.”
Alex looks a little embarrassed. “Caleb! You can’t just say things like that! You have to give me a warning or I’ll melt..” He trails off into a mumble, shoving his face into Caleb’s shoulder.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Andrew stays hidden, not having much in the way of effective fire spells *and being out of spell slots*. He slowly makes his way back to the cabins.
On the way back, he hears the sound of rustling in a nearby bush. Half obscured by the leaves, a boy around 15-16 is laying there, curled up and sleeping. He looks to be having a bad dream, the rough ground probably not helping his sleep. He has black hair, medium length and a bit of a tangled mess, wearing a faded t shirt and ripped jeans. This kid is really skinny, clearly malnourished, and completely unarmed.
Andrew notices, and fearing the kid might get attacked if that wolf returns, he gently shakes the boy awake. "Hey, kid...this isn't a safe place to sleep."
He wakes up with a start, gasping. “I- wh- where am I?” He looks up at Andrew in intense confusion, eyes a bright hazel that’s almost silvery in the moonlight.
"You are at Camp Half-Blood kid." Andrew says.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Well...." he pulls out the paper with the prophecy. "I reread this...and it does seem to mention "To catch and save a creature falsely made, A semblance of the infamous, clever vixen of old, The goddess’s wrath, the torment of a soul too bold..." it sounds more like we are suppose to help this creature, instead of properly hunt it down..."
“Thank the gods. Fox hunting is horrifically inhumane, if I’m being honest. Maybe that’s why it was never caught.” Cayde crunches on a chip. “So your one plan now is to befriend it. Maybe as a backup, you can lure it somewhere that traps the both of you in the same spot? Might make the fox less suspecting. Or you could try some kind of good cop, bad cop. Get someone to try and ‘kill’ it, while you step in and save it.” Cayde has given up taking notes, instead doodling as he talks.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Andrew stays hidden, not having much in the way of effective fire spells *and being out of spell slots*. He slowly makes his way back to the cabins.
On the way back, he hears the sound of rustling in a nearby bush. Half obscured by the leaves, a boy around 15-16 is laying there, curled up and sleeping. He looks to be having a bad dream, the rough ground probably not helping his sleep. He has black hair, medium length and a bit of a tangled mess, wearing a faded t shirt and ripped jeans. This kid is really skinny, clearly malnourished, and completely unarmed.
Andrew notices, and fearing the kid might get attacked if that wolf returns, he gently shakes the boy awake. "Hey, kid...this isn't a safe place to sleep."
He wakes up with a start, gasping. “I- wh- where am I?” He looks up at Andrew in intense confusion, eyes a bright hazel that’s almost silvery in the moonlight.
"You are at Camp Half-Blood kid." Andrew says.
“Camp.. Half-Blood..? What is that?” He looks confused. Andrew can feel his fear rising. “Who are you?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The snake shifts, now wrapped around both of their wrists, going very still as he seems overwhelmed
Noctis tries to go and find one of the head camp counselors.
Investigation
8
It seems theyve gone to bed by now or something... *Side note: Clover's body being missing when Makana goes to bury her is gonna make her panic lmao*
*Well, what Noctis doesn't know won't help determine his actions in the moment. lol*
Unsure of what else to do, he heads to The Big House.
The door is cracked open and he hears 'WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA' coming from inside...
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Well...." he pulls out the paper with the prophecy. "I reread this...and it does seem to mention "To catch and save a creature falsely made, A semblance of the infamous, clever vixen of old, The goddess’s wrath, the torment of a soul too bold..." it sounds more like we are suppose to help this creature, instead of properly hunt it down..."
“Thank the gods. Fox hunting is horrifically inhumane, if I’m being honest. Maybe that’s why it was never caught.” Cayde crunches on a chip. “So your one plan now is to befriend it. Maybe as a backup, you can lure it somewhere that traps the both of you in the same spot? Might make the fox less suspecting. Or you could try some kind of good cop, bad cop. Get someone to try and ‘kill’ it, while you step in and save it.” Cayde has given up taking notes, instead doodling as he talks.
"Possibly. Maybe I should recruit one of the demigods of a nature god that isn't Artemis, maybe the have magic that can help us communicate with the fox. I'm also getting the feeling the more I read this that the "Oath bearers" that I will have to deal with...might be Hunters of Artemis..."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"Possibly. Maybe I should recruit one of the demigods of a nature god that isn't Artemis, maybe the have magic that can help us communicate with the fox. I'm also getting the feeling the more I read this that the "Oath bearers" that I will have to deal with...might be Hunters of Artemis..."
“That makes sense. And is also a huge problem.” Cayde seems to tense up when they’re mentioned. “Of course Artemis wants the uncatchable fox.”
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"Really..? Where were you at the time? I thought all the hunt would get involved.."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*its why I like playing angelo, I dont need to do things much differently*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*LMAO. There are 3 kinds of characters: More mature than me, less mature than me, E.*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
He wakes up with a start, gasping. “I- wh- where am I?” He looks up at Andrew in intense confusion, eyes a bright hazel that’s almost silvery in the moonlight.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*exactly! atemos gets his own category*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It seems theyve gone to bed by now or something... *Side note: Clover's body being missing when Makana goes to bury her is gonna make her panic lmao*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*E is more mature than me in some ways... But so much less in others lol. Shes special. And Atemos is king :))*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Yeah, kinda! I mean, I don’t like the cold that much, it’s just that I’m always only kinda cold so it doesn’t bother me. Being warm is still nice. Which is why I like being around you so much-“ he boops Alex on the nose. “You warm me up.”
“I was out at sea, actually… I specialize in hunting aquatic monsters.”
*lol*
"Well...." he pulls out the paper with the prophecy. "I reread this...and it does seem to mention "To catch and save a creature falsely made, A semblance of the infamous, clever vixen of old, The goddess’s wrath, the torment of a soul too bold..." it sounds more like we are suppose to help this creature, instead of properly hunt it down..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Ohhh, interesting!! What is it like? Hunting monsters. Ive uh... Never been a great fighter..."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Alex looks a little embarrassed. “Caleb! You can’t just say things like that! You have to give me a warning or I’ll melt..” He trails off into a mumble, shoving his face into Caleb’s shoulder.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You are at Camp Half-Blood kid." Andrew says.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*Its prolly bedtime in like 20 mins :))*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Thank the gods. Fox hunting is horrifically inhumane, if I’m being honest. Maybe that’s why it was never caught.” Cayde crunches on a chip. “So your one plan now is to befriend it. Maybe as a backup, you can lure it somewhere that traps the both of you in the same spot? Might make the fox less suspecting. Or you could try some kind of good cop, bad cop. Get someone to try and ‘kill’ it, while you step in and save it.” Cayde has given up taking notes, instead doodling as he talks.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Well, what Noctis doesn't know won't help determine his actions in the moment. lol*
Unsure of what else to do, he heads to The Big House.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“Camp.. Half-Blood..? What is that?” He looks confused. Andrew can feel his fear rising. “Who are you?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The door is cracked open and he hears 'WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA' coming from inside...
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Possibly. Maybe I should recruit one of the demigods of a nature god that isn't Artemis, maybe the have magic that can help us communicate with the fox. I'm also getting the feeling the more I read this that the "Oath bearers" that I will have to deal with...might be Hunters of Artemis..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“That makes sense. And is also a huge problem.” Cayde seems to tense up when they’re mentioned. “Of course Artemis wants the uncatchable fox.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ