*it is really funny, wish for wind, I think I might be stuck on a nonmoving sailboat again
*Ill be back soon, about to drive home.*
*Alright I'm back.*
“You can stay alive at camp!”
"Again, I could just leave you here. I am safe already, I trap the monsters before they can get to me."
“Why are you so against going to camp?”
"Because a place with a bunch of teenagers with deadly powers doesn't sound like a safe place to go. You may be good at stabbing creatures, but I'm better at defending myself than you will ever be."
“Teenagers with deadly powers that can protect you!”
"Looks like you need protection, but I'm good."
He sighs. “You’re going to die eventually. Camp will help that happen sooner or later. If your only strategy is traps, then something bad is going to happen to you. Besides. Don’t you want to be happy? Not have to run every day of your life? Camp is that place.”
"Yeah, everyone dies. My strategy isn't only traps you doof. If running after random people is your only mission maybe you need some help." He looks down at Peter's predicament. "Yeah, I think I'm right on that one. I haven't been running constantly, and... I'm... happy. You've chased me more than almost any other."
“You don’t seem happy. Let me out of this thing. I’ll buy you coffee.”
"That stunts your growth."
“Fine. Tea.”
"This is all assuming I let you out. Just swear that you won't force me to go to camp.
“I won’t.” Deception: 27
"You didn't swear on the Styx." He says bluntly.
*That roll should have made him ignore that. Have him roll insight.*
*Okay. I don't have a stat sheet for him yet and he won't be able to outroll that, but he probably would have caught something as obvious as that.*
*Okay sure!*
“I’ll free myself.” He grunts. “Listen, kid. When you get close to dying, come to camp. Please.”
"I'm not going to die! You wont free yourself, not before someone, or something comes looking at all the noise you have been making."
“So? Then you’ll see me fight. You’re honestly going to let me die?”
He sighs. "Yes, if I must."
“Because you don’t want to go to camp? You sound like a whining child.”
He smiles. "Of course I won't let you die, I just don't want to go to camp. You say I'm a whining child, but you seem to be in timeout."
“And why not?” He tries to wriggle out of the net. Acrobatics: 12
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*it is really funny, wish for wind, I think I might be stuck on a nonmoving sailboat again
*Ill be back soon, about to drive home.*
*Alright I'm back.*
“You can stay alive at camp!”
"Again, I could just leave you here. I am safe already, I trap the monsters before they can get to me."
“Why are you so against going to camp?”
"Because a place with a bunch of teenagers with deadly powers doesn't sound like a safe place to go. You may be good at stabbing creatures, but I'm better at defending myself than you will ever be."
“Teenagers with deadly powers that can protect you!”
"Looks like you need protection, but I'm good."
He sighs. “You’re going to die eventually. Camp will help that happen sooner or later. If your only strategy is traps, then something bad is going to happen to you. Besides. Don’t you want to be happy? Not have to run every day of your life? Camp is that place.”
"Yeah, everyone dies. My strategy isn't only traps you doof. If running after random people is your only mission maybe you need some help." He looks down at Peter's predicament. "Yeah, I think I'm right on that one. I haven't been running constantly, and... I'm... happy. You've chased me more than almost any other."
“You don’t seem happy. Let me out of this thing. I’ll buy you coffee.”
"That stunts your growth."
“Fine. Tea.”
"This is all assuming I let you out. Just swear that you won't force me to go to camp.
“I won’t.” Deception: 27
"You didn't swear on the Styx." He says bluntly.
*That roll should have made him ignore that. Have him roll insight.*
*Okay. I don't have a stat sheet for him yet and he won't be able to outroll that, but he probably would have caught something as obvious as that.*
*Okay sure!*
“I’ll free myself.” He grunts. “Listen, kid. When you get close to dying, come to camp. Please.”
"I'm not going to die! You wont free yourself, not before someone, or something comes looking at all the noise you have been making."
“So? Then you’ll see me fight. You’re honestly going to let me die?”
He sighs. "Yes, if I must."
“Because you don’t want to go to camp? You sound like a whining child.”
He smiles. "Of course I won't let you die, I just don't want to go to camp. You say I'm a whining child, but you seem to be in timeout."
“And why not?” He tries to wriggle out of the net. Acrobatics: 12
"See, you just proved my point."
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
"I already did, just leave it be, why are so so persistent?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
"I already did, just leave it be, why are so so persistent?"
“Because you’re not safe out here. The campers really aren’t dangerous, there have only been a few murders in the history of the camp, 75% of them accidental.”
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"... Can I stay here, or would you be more comfortable if I leave?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"... Can I stay here, or would you be more comfortable if I leave?"
“Fine. You can stay.”
*I gtg at 12:00.*
*What timezone?*
"Alright..." They wade into the water, intaking a sharp breath as the saltwater seeps into their wounds, but for some reason stays.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
"I already did, just leave it be, why are so so persistent?"
“Because you’re not safe out here. The campers really aren’t dangerous, there have only been a few murders in the history of the camp, 75% of them accidental.”
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
"I already did, just leave it be, why are so so persistent?"
“Because you’re not safe out here. The campers really aren’t dangerous, there have only been a few murders in the history of the camp, 75% of them accidental.”
“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
"I already did, just leave it be, why are so so persistent?"
“Because you’re not safe out here. The campers really aren’t dangerous, there have only been a few murders in the history of the camp, 75% of them accidental.”
...
"Are you kidding me right now."
“What! I thought you already knew there were murders!”
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"See, you just proved my point."
*LEMON*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Murphy is standing in the ocean.
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“Could you just stop and think a minute? I’m offering you a life free from monsters, where you’ll never have to question whether you’ll wake up the next morning or not. You’re being an idiot for rejecting this.”
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Lemon, gaunt and lanky, walks towards the beach.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I am literally a genius, I got tested. I have thought, the risks out way the benefits."
“Alright. List me the risks.”
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Murphy glares at Lemon.
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Lemon cocks their head in confusion.
"Hello...? Is everything okay?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*cut with Gonz.*
“Leave me alone.”
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"I already did, just leave it be, why are so so persistent?"
"I... alright..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Because you’re not safe out here. The campers really aren’t dangerous, there have only been a few murders in the history of the camp, 75% of them accidental.”
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“Thanks.”
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"... Can I stay here, or would you be more comfortable if I leave?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Fine. You can stay.”
*I gtg at 12:00.*
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*What timezone?*
"Alright..." They wade into the water, intaking a sharp breath as the saltwater seeps into their wounds, but for some reason stays.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
...
"Are you kidding me right now."
“What! I thought you already knew there were murders!”
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