"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
*"What happened to the captain?"*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
*"What happened to the captain?"*
*Not captain. CAPATIN.*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
*"What happened to the captain?"*
*Not captain. CAPATIN.*
* "what happened to the CAPATIN?"*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
“Not your business.”
"you gotta threaten me or something..."
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
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*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
He doesn’t reply.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*"What happened to the captain?"
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"... Sure you're good...?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
“I’m sure.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*"What happened to the captain?"*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"Alright... wEll, See you around, EMo Boy."
He starts walking towards the forest.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
“Goodbye.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Not captain. CAPATIN.*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"Yeah, yeah, goodbye!"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
“Not your business.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
He walks away to.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Anyone wanna RP?*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
* "what happened to the CAPATIN?"*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"you gotta threaten me or something..."
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk