* I mean.... clover can come running up half blood hill and I can start running or somethin...*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
*"What happened to the captain?"*
*Not captain. CAPATIN.*
* "what happened to the CAPATIN?"*
*Good question. He's not going to be as active over the summer.*
* ENNNNNNNN!! wrong! "he got crunched!"
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
“Not your business.”
"you gotta threaten me or something..."
“Ok,” He moves the knife closer to Bob jr.
as it nears his face he starts crying and the grass instantly starts dying
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
*"What happened to the captain?"*
*Not captain. CAPATIN.*
* "what happened to the CAPATIN?"*
*Good question. He's not going to be as active over the summer.*
* ENNNNNNNN!! wrong! "he got crunched!"
*Did he now?*
*yes just like trash in a compactor*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
“Not your business.”
"you gotta threaten me or something..."
“Ok,” He moves the knife closer to Bob jr.
as it nears his face he starts crying and the grass instantly starts dying
“Yes.” His tone doesn’t change but his face turns back to a neutral expression.
*what's your constitution score If you have one?*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
*I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks.*
*wthdym
*You wouldn't understand... you haven't gone through the Dad Joke Trials...*
*oh but I have why else would I have done a remake of the classic: "dad I'm hungry" "hey hungry"
*... So you should know what I mean when I say I'm having Capatin Crunch flashbacks...*
*this one? "did you hear who killed captain crunch?" " it was a cereal killer."
*Not captain crunch. Captain Crunch.*
*"What happened to the captain?"
*WAIT NO STUPID AUTOCORRECT I MEANT CAPATIN CRUNCH NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH*
*"What happened to the captain?"*
*Not captain. CAPATIN.*
* "what happened to the CAPATIN?"*
*Good question. He's not going to be as active over the summer.*
* ENNNNNNNN!! wrong! "he got crunched!"
*Did he now?*
*yes just like trash in a compactor*
*Mmm... Really. How are you feeling today?*
*yes*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
“Not your business.”
"you gotta threaten me or something..."
“Ok,” He moves the knife closer to Bob jr.
as it nears his face he starts crying and the grass instantly starts dying
“Yes.” His tone doesn’t change but his face turns back to a neutral expression.
*what's your constitution score If you have one?*
*why?*
*reason*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"really?" Bob Jr. says nervously "cuz there's a girl who wants to kill me because she scared me and some of her life force got drainded"
“I like death.” Although his tone is still cold and lifeless.
"hi Like Death my name is Bob Jr.!
“Sortops. Why are you so happy?”
"my last name isn't soap optetops. I'm not. When I'm happy all the plants grow bunches. when I'm sad and scared they die. die. die."
“My name is Sortops.”
"okay! hi Soap-optetops!" the grass and stuff stops dying and regrows/returns to life.
He frowns.
Bob Jr looks sad and the grass stops growing "what's wrong?"
“I prefer grass dying to grass growing.”
"oh...." he thinks for a moment "make me cry or scare me"
“Ok.” He pulls a knife out of his pocket.
"HOW DID THAT FIT IN THERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
“Not your business.”
"you gotta threaten me or something..."
“Ok,” He moves the knife closer to Bob jr.
as it nears his face he starts crying and the grass instantly starts dying
“Yes.” His tone doesn’t change but his face turns back to a neutral expression.
*what's your constitution score If you have one?*
*why?*
*reason*
*what reason?*
*uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you have one or not?*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
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*Good question. He's not going to be as active over the summer.*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
* I mean.... clover can come running up half blood hill and I can start running or somethin...*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
“Ok,” He moves the knife closer to Bob jr.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
* ENNNNNNNN!! wrong! "he got crunched!"
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
as it nears his face he starts crying and the grass instantly starts dying
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*Did he now?*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
*Alright!*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
“Yes.” His tone doesn’t change but his face turns back to a neutral expression.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*yes just like trash in a compactor*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*Mmm... Really. How are you feeling today?*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
*what's your constitution score If you have one?*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*yes*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*why?*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*reason*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*what reason?*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*How are you feeling today.*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
*uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you have one or not?*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*A reasonable one.*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
*first tell me the reason.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.