“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
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“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
"Wrong. Too kind. You are correct that you kidnap the youngest, but you also have to force the child at knifepoint to lock their family in. If they don't, kill them and grab another child. Then, when the door is locked, make sure there's a window for the child to see through, to watch their family burn, and to know it was their fault. Then, when it's all burned down, lock the child in the room where the charred skeletons are, for the child to slowly die, wasting away in agony, knowing that the death of their family was all their fault."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
"Wrong. Too kind. You are correct that you kidnap the youngest, but you also have to force the child at knifepoint to lock their family in. If they don't, kill them and grab another child. Then, when the door is locked, make sure there's a window for the child to see through, to watch their family burn, and to know it was their fault. Then, when it's all burned down, lock the child in the room where the charred skeletons are, for the child to slowly die, wasting away in agony, knowing that the death of their family was all their fault."
“Woah. That’s intense. Are you going to actually force me to do those things?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
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“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
"Wrong. Too kind. You are correct that you kidnap the youngest, but you also have to force the child at knifepoint to lock their family in. If they don't, kill them and grab another child. Then, when the door is locked, make sure there's a window for the child to see through, to watch their family burn, and to know it was their fault. Then, when it's all burned down, lock the child in the room where the charred skeletons are, for the child to slowly die, wasting away in agony, knowing that the death of their family was all their fault."
“Woah. That’s intense. Are you going to actually force me to do those things?”
"This is what you should do. This is what it means to be evil. If you want to be evil, you must strive for cruelty, to strive for mercilessness. The only release is that of death, and you must not let that gift come quickly to your enemies. Understand?"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
"Wrong. Too kind. You are correct that you kidnap the youngest, but you also have to force the child at knifepoint to lock their family in. If they don't, kill them and grab another child. Then, when the door is locked, make sure there's a window for the child to see through, to watch their family burn, and to know it was their fault. Then, when it's all burned down, lock the child in the room where the charred skeletons are, for the child to slowly die, wasting away in agony, knowing that the death of their family was all their fault."
“Woah. That’s intense. Are you going to actually force me to do those things?”
"This is what you should do. This is what it means to be evil. If you want to be evil, you must strive for cruelty, to strive for mercilessness. The only release is that of death, and you must not let that gift come quickly to your enemies. Understand?"
“Understood. Should I like, go drown someone?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“Not much. Contemplating killing the gods for my dad.”
"Ooohh! Sounds fun."
He nods. “Yeah. Except I have friends here and my supposedly evil nature isn’t winning right now.”
"I can help with that, if you want."
“Help with what?”
"Being more evil."
“Oh. Yeah… I probably need that. Make my dad proud of me. He’s Oceanus. The Titan. What are you thinking?”
"Well, imagine someone is walking towards you with a dog on a leash. What would you do?"
“Is the dog cute?”
"Yes."
“I know you want me to say kill the dog or steal the dog but that would be mean! It’s a cute dog!”
"Wrong. You are supposed to be mean. Although, you are correct. You don't kill the dog. The correct answer is to kill the demigod, that way the dog will be traumatized. Then, kidnap the dog and trap it in a room where the only sustanence is it's dead owner."
He nods. “Oh. But you never said the owner was a demigod. Hey, are you a demigod? Should I be killing you?”
"Yes. I am a demigod. But, remember, I'm one of the only people willing to help you get more evil and stuff. And besides, that would be what I'd do even if it wasn't a demigod."
“Why are you so evil?”
"Why aren't you?"
“I fell right into that one, didn’t I?”
"Yes. Ye s you did. Now. A group of people are sitting by a body of water, fishing. What do you do?"
“Ummmmmmmm manipulate the water so they don’t get any fish? Hey, what’s your name? I’m Murphy.”
*This RP is really funny for me.*
*It is, sin't it.*
"No, no, you're too nice! What you do is, you grab one of their fishing hooks, and make them all bleed out!"
“Woah, you’re seriously crazy. I don’t want to get caught being evil… then I’d be killed. I still don’t know your name.”
"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
"Wrong. Too kind. You are correct that you kidnap the youngest, but you also have to force the child at knifepoint to lock their family in. If they don't, kill them and grab another child. Then, when the door is locked, make sure there's a window for the child to see through, to watch their family burn, and to know it was their fault. Then, when it's all burned down, lock the child in the room where the charred skeletons are, for the child to slowly die, wasting away in agony, knowing that the death of their family was all their fault."
“Woah. That’s intense. Are you going to actually force me to do those things?”
"This is what you should do. This is what it means to be evil. If you want to be evil, you must strive for cruelty, to strive for mercilessness. The only release is that of death, and you must not let that gift come quickly to your enemies. Understand?"
“Understood. Should I like, go drown someone?”
"... That would be ideal, yes."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
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“How will I be able to find you if I don’t know your name!”
"Clover. Clover Chancel."
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"Well, they are out in the middle of nowhere, by a lake. Where would they go? And yes, I'm crazy. Now. You're in a burning building, and a family is huddled against a wall, begging for mercy."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
“I think I’ve got this. Kill them? Or let them burn? But save the youngest child so they suffer without parents and siblings. You really aren’t going to share your name?”
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"Wrong. Too kind. You are correct that you kidnap the youngest, but you also have to force the child at knifepoint to lock their family in. If they don't, kill them and grab another child. Then, when the door is locked, make sure there's a window for the child to see through, to watch their family burn, and to know it was their fault. Then, when it's all burned down, lock the child in the room where the charred skeletons are, for the child to slowly die, wasting away in agony, knowing that the death of their family was all their fault."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
“Woah. That’s intense. Are you going to actually force me to do those things?”
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"This is what you should do. This is what it means to be evil. If you want to be evil, you must strive for cruelty, to strive for mercilessness. The only release is that of death, and you must not let that gift come quickly to your enemies. Understand?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
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“Understood. Should I like, go drown someone?”
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"... That would be ideal, yes."
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You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
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*cut with Gonz.*
“Uhhhhhhhhh, who?”
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"Whoever happens to be by the lake."
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“My powers are stronger near the ocean.”
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"Then whoever happens to be near the ocean."
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“But what if I like them?”
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"It doesn't matter. Are you evil?"
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“Not yet…”
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"And after killing this person, you will be."
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“What if they’re too strong?”
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"Then leave, and tell me."
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“How will I be able to find you if I don’t know your name!”
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"Clover. Clover Chancel."
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“Nice to meet you, Clover. Who’s your parent?”
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