Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Fink is approaching silently, rifle slung on his back
Footsteps are heard on the sand from behind Murphy, and they're filled with emotion
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
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Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Fink is approaching silently, rifle slung on his back
Footsteps are heard on the sand from behind Murphy, and they're filled with emotion
"Hey Fink." Hunter says, sighing.
Murphy makes two jabs forwards, kicks up some sand, and then spins around.
"Hello, friend. Having troubles?" He stoops to look at some tracks
"Well, that's a little rude. Is this you?" It's AJ. He holds out his shotgun to where Murphy can read the barrel. The side reads Murphy.
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
“Yeah, by the way you were shaking I could’ve guessed. It’s a shame Murphy’s gonna die though.”
”Of course. How generous of you to leave something of him.”
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
“Yeah, by the way you were shaking I could’ve guessed. It’s a shame Murphy’s gonna die though.”
"Wh- Huh?!" They sit up, confused "Whaddya mean?..."
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
“Yeah, by the way you were shaking I could’ve guessed. It’s a shame Murphy’s gonna die though.”
"Wh- Huh?!" They sit up, confused "Whaddya mean?..."
“Ah. You don’t have good ears. Well, AJ, my brothers boyfriend, was listening in… and let’s just say he wants blood.”
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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Fink is approaching silently, rifle slung on his back
Footsteps are heard on the sand from behind Murphy, and they're filled with emotion
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Oliver needs to make a perception check
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
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My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
5 Oliver is on his guard, but the other two aren't.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"Hey Fink." Hunter says, sighing.
Murphy makes two jabs forwards, kicks up some sand, and then spins around.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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*rp naner?*
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*sure :) posted an intro above, tell me if you want anyone else.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"Hello, friend. Having troubles?" He stoops to look at some tracks
"Well, that's a little rude. Is this you?" It's AJ. He holds out his shotgun to where Murphy can read the barrel. The side reads Murphy.
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Yeah, by the way you were shaking I could’ve guessed. It’s a shame Murphy’s gonna die though.”
”Of course. How generous of you to leave something of him.”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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"Indeed. The prey isn't good today."
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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"Wh- Huh?!" They sit up, confused "Whaddya mean?..."
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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“Ah. You don’t have good ears. Well, AJ, my brothers boyfriend, was listening in… and let’s just say he wants blood.”
“Wait, before you go, can I have a kiss?”
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"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!