About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
His bloody knuckles drip onto the hand that clasped his wrist, his grin only growing wider, more insane looking before fading entirely “Looks like it worked, knock knock, who’s in there?”
A mechanical hiss echoes through the remnants of the box, shadows curving arond a metallic body.
He punches the box with his remaining hand “Come on out, I’m bored, do something, break my arm, tear the box apart, anything.”
Another mechanical hiss echoes throughout, machinary buzzing online, lights flashing up, revealing... something. What was once a probably beutiful work of art is now a mechanical mess, wires and pistons and bronze hastily and messily creating a vaugely humanoid shape, all covered up last minute with interlocking bars to a cage, slowly releasing, the sound of rusty metal creaking as it moves echoing outwards.
He smiles as his hands seemingly heal back to perfect health, trying to free his hand from the robot’s hold “Hello? Anybody in there or am I just talking to a stupid machine?”
"... Hello... hello hello hello hello. I-I-I I am here."
The machine peels itself out of its cage, stumbling out of the box, wires and machinery still trailing into the box.
“Fantastic, somebody’s actually alive on there, or maybe the machine itself is alive. Do you need repairs? I can help, all you have to do is punch me, as hard as you possibly can.”
"... Violence... violence is- is not- is not good- violence is good. Violence. Pain. Chaos. Destruction- no. Yes."
“Yes, violence is good, hit me, just once, that’s all you gotta do and I’ll get you fixed up right after. Just one little request, not too much.”
"... Violence."
Her right fist begins to glow, rapidly gaining heat to a blinding extent.
"Violence. Pain. Burn."
He grins wide, waiting for the blow as he closes his eyes, holding out his arms “Yes, come on, violence, hit me hard.”
She strikes three times.
20
19
24
You take
30 fire damage and 7 bludgening.
50 fire damage and 7 bludgening.
27 fire damage and 8 bludgening.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Onyx seemingly pops out from the base of the tree, bloodied and beaten, grasping her two pronged spear.
Menda raises an eyebrow. “Interesting place to be with a spear.”
"Where- oh. I'm here."
She sits on the ground, her spear dissolving into the shadows.
“How do you not know where you are?”
"Shadow travel is disorientating."
“Shadow travel? I don’t know what that is. I’m new to all this business.”
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
“That makes zero sense.”
"... Good for you."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
“That makes zero sense.”
"... Good for you."
“I’m Menda.”
"I'm Onyx."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and white diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and whit diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
*WHOO HOO*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and whit diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
*WHOO HOO*
*YES!*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
“That makes zero sense.”
"... Good for you."
“I’m Menda.”
"I'm Onyx."
“Where were you shadow traveling from?”
"Monster fight." Deception: 31
*If lower than a 25, it's a 25.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and whit diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
*WHOO HOO*
*YES!*
*YAAA*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and whit diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
*WHOO HOO*
*YES!*
*YAAA*
*ITS APOLLO TIME!*
*I'm actually making an Olympian and not dreaging up another minor god who's name hasn't been spoken in a century!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and whit diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
*WHOO HOO*
*YES!*
*YAAA*
*ITS APOLLO TIME!*
*I'm actually making an Olympian and not dreaging up another minor god who's name hasn't been spoken in a century!*
*Hehehe...*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
“That makes zero sense.”
"... Good for you."
“I’m Menda.”
"I'm Onyx."
“Where were you shadow traveling from?”
"Monster fight." Deception: 20
*If lower than a 25, it's a 25.*
*I kinda want to give Menda a special ability from his godly parent that allows him to know when someone’s lying… but that would be mean to you so I won’t do that.* “What kind of monster?”
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and whit diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
*WHOO HOO*
*YES!*
*YAAA*
*ITS APOLLO TIME!*
*I'm actually making an Olympian and not dreaging up another minor god who's name hasn't been spoken in a century!*
*My only current Olympian is Zeus. Minor gods are too fun.*
*RAR!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*RAR yourself.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
She strikes three times.
20
19
24
You take
30 fire damage and 7 bludgening.
50 fire damage and 7 bludgening.
27 fire damage and 8 bludgening.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*nooooooooo!*
*my fatal weakness!*
*bleh*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Basically, all the shadows of the world are connected via the underworld, and creatures of the underworld sucha s mosnters or demigod children of cthonic deities can exploit this as well."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“That makes zero sense.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"... Good for you."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I’m Menda.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"I'm Onyx."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*y'all, inspiration has hit me like a ton of bricks, and instead of actually finishing the hunter I talked about for three days, the newest Dr. who episode and white diamond have fusion danced, hit me with the steel chair of inspiration, and now I'm being held at my own gunpoint to make a new char*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*WHOO HOO*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Where were you shadow traveling from?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*YES!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Monster fight." Deception: 31
*If lower than a 25, it's a 25.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*YAAA*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*ITS APOLLO TIME!*
*I'm actually making an Olympian and not dreaging up another minor god who's name hasn't been spoken in a century!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Hehehe...*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*I kinda want to give Menda a special ability from his godly parent that allows him to know when someone’s lying… but that would be mean to you so I won’t do that.* “What kind of monster?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*My only current Olympian is Zeus. Minor gods are too fun.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!