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#63835 May 5, 2025
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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

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she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

“Gonna see if I can turn this thing Celestial Bronze. It’s a family heirloom, so you can see why I wouldn’t want to let go of it. I’m also pretty good with a bow. But I still can’t believe all this.”

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

“Gonna see if I can turn this thing Celestial Bronze. It’s a family heirloom, so you can see why I wouldn’t want to let go of it. I’m also pretty good with a bow. But I still can’t believe all this.”

"fair enough. its- pretty unbelivable. It took me a while, but you do get used to it. trust me"

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

“Gonna see if I can turn this thing Celestial Bronze. It’s a family heirloom, so you can see why I wouldn’t want to let go of it. I’m also pretty good with a bow. But I still can’t believe all this.”

"fair enough. its- pretty unbelivable. It took me a while, but you do get used to it. trust me"

“How long you been here for? And who’s your creepy god?”

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

“Gonna see if I can turn this thing Celestial Bronze. It’s a family heirloom, so you can see why I wouldn’t want to let go of it. I’m also pretty good with a bow. But I still can’t believe all this.”

"fair enough. its- pretty unbelivable. It took me a while, but you do get used to it. trust me"

“How long you been here for? And who’s your creepy god?”

"few months now. no clue, probably one of strength, with the growing thing"

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

18

she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

“Gonna see if I can turn this thing Celestial Bronze. It’s a family heirloom, so you can see why I wouldn’t want to let go of it. I’m also pretty good with a bow. But I still can’t believe all this.”

"fair enough. its- pretty unbelivable. It took me a while, but you do get used to it. trust me"

“How long you been here for? And who’s your creepy god?”

"few months now. no clue, probably one of strength, with the growing thing"

“‘Kay. Think mine might be Poseidon. I really like the ocean.”

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The blue haired boy is swinging at a training dummy vigorously.

Samantha is crushing a few dummies with her hammer nearby. perception check

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she's growing, slowly, but definitely growing, getting bigger

“Woah there! Why are you big?” He drops his sword.

"hunh?" she turns to look at him

“Y-you’re growing!”

"hmm?" she looks down "heh. yeah, I do that sometimes. I'm Samantha, you?" she offers a large hand

“Murphy. Why the (GP) does that happen? I don’t have any cool powers!”

"it happens when I feel strong. you new?"

“Just arrived today. (GP)ing hellhound stormed into my house while I was on the can. Does that happen often?”

"wouldn't know. I got a salamander, but my mom warned me"

“I was lucky to be on the can when it happened. And that we had a family heirloom sword. (GP) those monsters.”

"that's neat. lucky you, getting a weapon to fight your first monster. I tried to fistfight the salamander, and got some heafty burns for my trouble"

“Well, apparently it wasn’t Celestial Bronze, so all I could do was block its attacks.”

"better than fistfighting it. you got a celestial bronze weapon yet?"

“Gonna see if I can turn this thing Celestial Bronze. It’s a family heirloom, so you can see why I wouldn’t want to let go of it. I’m also pretty good with a bow. But I still can’t believe all this.”

"fair enough. its- pretty unbelivable. It took me a while, but you do get used to it. trust me"

“How long you been here for? And who’s your creepy god?”

"few months now. no clue, probably one of strength, with the growing thing"

“‘Kay. Think mine might be Poseidon. I really like the ocean.”

"ocean's cool. not big on swimming myself, but I like the ocean"

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“Where am I staying until I get “claimed”?”

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“Where am I staying until I get “claimed”?”

"Hermes cabin" she points "I can help you get settled if you want"

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“Where am I staying until I get “claimed”?”

"Hermes cabin" she points "I can help you get settled if you want"

“Any snorers in there?”

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“Where am I staying until I get “claimed”?”

"Hermes cabin" she points "I can help you get settled if you want"

“Any snorers in there?”

"heh. some"

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*cut with Capatin.*

“Where am I staying until I get “claimed”?”

"Hermes cabin" she points "I can help you get settled if you want"

“Any snorers in there?”

"heh. some"

“Ew. Can I sleep somewhere else?”

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*cut with Capatin.*

“Where am I staying until I get “claimed”?”

"Hermes cabin" she points "I can help you get settled if you want"

“Any snorers in there?”

"heh. some"

“Ew. Can I sleep somewhere else?”

"there's a cabin for unclaimed people being built, but its not finished yet. we might have some tents somewhere if you want"

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