“(Dramatic gasp) I would never! How dare you suggest that… and if you just fed me rat poison-…”
“No, it was just anthrax with a side of fentanyl. You’ll be fine, but you’re going to hell. Sorry.”
“…excusemewhat?”
Angelo is snickering, hand up to cover his laugh. “You heard me, Princess Bubblegum. You got 5 minutes to live.”
"Angelo, shut up or I will impale you."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“(Dramatic gasp) I would never! How dare you suggest that… and if you just fed me rat poison-…”
“No, it was just anthrax with a side of fentanyl. You’ll be fine, but you’re going to hell. Sorry.”
“…excusemewhat?”
"Elijah. He's joking. ... Right? That was a joke, right?!"
“Nope. I poisoned him. You now have to find the antidote before he dies.”
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*ah, yes, that strange mystery you’re feeling from Elijah would be, uh, repressed trauma.*
*somebody tell him to listen to hozier*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Blood. A parent that may or may not care... I mean, training here is better than getting eaten by a manticore, I think"
“What the hell happened to all of you that you were being attacked by manticores and fairies and garden gnomes? I just want to be able to go where I want.” He says, scowling. There’s clearly something more to this, but he definitely doesn’t look like he wants to talk about it.
"... Well I dont know much of your experience and Im not going to pry into it, but murder monsters is the normal demigod experience. And youre sure to get it at some point out there. I mean thats where half my scars come from" she motions along her arms and face
Angelo stays silent, looking away from her.
"Yeah. I almost got eaten by a librarian."
"What kind of monster was the librarian?"
"Leopard that eats peopele."
"Did you end up killing it? Or running?"
"Well, the only weapon I had was a big book. So, I ended up running."
"... Whats your weapons like now? Got any bronze?"
"Bow and arrow. Dagger. Thats it."
".... A single arrow? Must be a pain to retrieve after every fight"
"Har, har. Very funny."
"No, Im serious! How many arrows do you tend to carry"
"Around twenty. However many I can fit in my quivver."
"... Would you mind showing me some shots later? I need to work on my ranged attacks"
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“(Dramatic gasp) I would never! How dare you suggest that… and if you just fed me rat poison-…”
“No, it was just anthrax with a side of fentanyl. You’ll be fine, but you’re going to hell. Sorry.”
“…excusemewhat?”
"Elijah. He's joking. ... Right? That was a joke, right?!"
“Nope. I poisoned him. You now have to find the antidote before he dies.”
"Angelo. Tell me if you are joking or not RIGHT NOW"Leslie pulls out her bow and nocks an rrow again.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Blood. A parent that may or may not care... I mean, training here is better than getting eaten by a manticore, I think"
“What the hell happened to all of you that you were being attacked by manticores and fairies and garden gnomes? I just want to be able to go where I want.” He says, scowling. There’s clearly something more to this, but he definitely doesn’t look like he wants to talk about it.
"... Well I dont know much of your experience and Im not going to pry into it, but murder monsters is the normal demigod experience. And youre sure to get it at some point out there. I mean thats where half my scars come from" she motions along her arms and face
Angelo stays silent, looking away from her.
"Yeah. I almost got eaten by a librarian."
"What kind of monster was the librarian?"
"Leopard that eats peopele."
"Did you end up killing it? Or running?"
"Well, the only weapon I had was a big book. So, I ended up running."
"... Whats your weapons like now? Got any bronze?"
"Bow and arrow. Dagger. Thats it."
".... A single arrow? Must be a pain to retrieve after every fight"
"Har, har. Very funny."
"No, Im serious! How many arrows do you tend to carry"
"Around twenty. However many I can fit in my quivver."
"... Would you mind showing me some shots later? I need to work on my ranged attacks"
"Sure!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Thats why us morally questionable but like smoothie people have to stick together." She grins "Regina, by the way. My name"
“Regina? Yea, they call me Cady. I’m from Africa.”
"Haha, how original... Never heard that one before.."
He grins. “I’m Angelo. Not to be confused with apparently the other Angelo here, who is much smaller and more pitiful than I am.”
"Got an initial to differentiate the two of you?"
“His first name is Nico. Mine is just Angelo. If that doesn’t help, maybe I’ll just legally change my name to Gretchen.”
"Psh, I think we both know youd make a much better Karen"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
She looks to him for a second, before turning back to him "So, ya just got here, right? What even is here though...?"
"hm..." he hums softly as he thinks for a moment. "I'm not really sure...I was just told that one of my biological parents was a god or something. That the strange things that I have seen occasionally from the corner of my eyes aren't just figments of my imagination, but...things...magical things..."
He closes his eyes, enjoying the gentle breeze against his face. "Its been a lot to take in."
"The WHAT!?" For a moment, for a second there is a flicker of confusion and surprise in her eyes, before her face goes back to calm and annoyed "I just broke a kid's arm and the next thing I knew I went here... but... this is a place for demigods? I thought I was just sent here for breaking that kid's arm!" she pauses "He deserved it, by the way"
"That's what the Satyr that brought me here explained, though he didn't tell me how he knew I was a god's child. Apparently this place it suppose to help us train or something, I was a bit spaced out from finding out that gods are really, greek gods no less." he says with an exhausted sigh.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
“Fine. Live in denial all you want.” He folds his arms. “Like running from the truth ever helped anyone.”
“No, shut up right now. Stop talking about this, mkay?” He says, more serious.
Angelo raises an eyebrow. “Struck a nerve? Looks like christian boy isn’t as faithful as he thinks.”
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“Well alright then…” he chuckles. “Hmm, uh, you are the sweetest, most wonderful person ever. How’s that? Oh, you also have really pretty eyes.”
“HEY!” Alex huffs. “Stop it! You know I’m bad at hiding facial expressions!” True to his word, Alex looks like he’s close to spontaneously collapse into a puddle of embarrassment.
“Ha-ha!” He boops Alex on the nose, sitting down next to him.
“You’re cold.” Alex says, putting his face in Caleb’s shoulder. “It’s like if an ice bath was nice..”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Does tomorrow morning around 9 or so work for you..?"
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"I suppose that would make one be less excited about this place. I'm mostly still wrapping my head around things. Also have no idea how they think I'm could to be capable of fighting anything..." the boy mutters the last part.
“I’d have to agree with you on that last part. This feels like child soldier boot camp. As for the things I’m supposed to be wrapping my head around, I’ve decided to instead be productive and aggressively scout out the entire perimeter.” He stabs the tree again.
"That's a fair approach. I think I'll start with finding some food and a bed before I figure out what to do next, its been a very long day."
“They provide that, but for some reason like to put you in the cabin full of kids that steal things from everyone. I’d recommend stashing your valuables somewhere else.”
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“Fine. Live in denial all you want.” He folds his arms. “Like running from the truth ever helped anyone.”
“No, shut up right now. Stop talking about this, mkay?” He says, more serious.
Angelo raises an eyebrow. “Struck a nerve? Looks like christian boy isn’t as faithful as he thinks.”
“Please…” he says. His fists are clenched, and he genuinely looks kind of distressed.
"Angelo. If you don't shut up,I swear on the river Styx I will shoot you."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
She looks to him for a second, before turning back to him "So, ya just got here, right? What even is here though...?"
"hm..." he hums softly as he thinks for a moment. "I'm not really sure...I was just told that one of my biological parents was a god or something. That the strange things that I have seen occasionally from the corner of my eyes aren't just figments of my imagination, but...things...magical things..."
He closes his eyes, enjoying the gentle breeze against his face. "Its been a lot to take in."
"The WHAT!?" For a moment, for a second there is a flicker of confusion and surprise in her eyes, before her face goes back to calm and annoyed "I just broke a kid's arm and the next thing I knew I went here... but... this is a place for demigods? I thought I was just sent here for breaking that kid's arm!" she pauses "He deserved it, by the way"
"That's what the Satyr that brought me here explained, though he didn't tell me how he knew I was a god's child. Apparently this place it suppose to help us train or something, I was a bit spaced out from finding out that gods are really, greek gods no less." he says with an exhausted sigh.
"Well... who in the...." She pauses "Who is my apparently god mother?!" She sighs
"Does tomorrow morning around 9 or so work for you..?"
"Yeah, that'll work." *Specify what timezone?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Huh... Its certainly a nice one. Tells its own story without needing to be asked, I think"
“Yea. Simple is better, in my opinion. Or who knows, maybe I tripped and fell on a butter knife.”
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"Does tomorrow morning around 9 or so work for you..?"
"Yeah, that'll work." *Specify what timezone?*
*Im personally EST.* "Thanks.. Anything I should bring?"
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"Angelo, shut up or I will impale you."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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“Nope. I poisoned him. You now have to find the antidote before he dies.”
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“Wha-……… oh. That was a joke.”
*somebody tell him to listen to hozier*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"... Would you mind showing me some shots later? I need to work on my ranged attacks"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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"Angelo. Tell me if you are joking or not RIGHT NOW"Leslie pulls out her bow and nocks an rrow again.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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"Sure!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Psh, I think we both know youd make a much better Karen"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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"That's what the Satyr that brought me here explained, though he didn't tell me how he knew I was a god's child. Apparently this place it suppose to help us train or something, I was a bit spaced out from finding out that gods are really, greek gods no less." he says with an exhausted sigh.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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*wait actually that kinda fits Elijah*
Angelo raises an eyebrow. “Struck a nerve? Looks like christian boy isn’t as faithful as he thinks.”
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“Please…” he says. His fists are clenched, and he genuinely looks kind of distressed.
“You’re cold.” Alex says, putting his face in Caleb’s shoulder. “It’s like if an ice bath was nice..”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Does tomorrow morning around 9 or so work for you..?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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“They provide that, but for some reason like to put you in the cabin full of kids that steal things from everyone. I’d recommend stashing your valuables somewhere else.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Angelo. If you don't shut up,I swear on the river Styx I will shoot you."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Well... who in the...." She pauses "Who is my apparently god mother?!" She sighs
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"Yeah, that'll work." *Specify what timezone?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Yea. Simple is better, in my opinion. Or who knows, maybe I tripped and fell on a butter knife.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Im personally EST.* "Thanks.. Anything I should bring?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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