I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
"again, I have to follow the law. my legal designation is X-C883619483628000. if, finding this, you resort to violence, I have a number of hand to hand combat experts saved"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
"again, I have to follow the law. my legal designation is X-C883619483628000. if, finding this, you resort to violence, I have a number of hand to hand combat experts saved"
List of crimes, Murder, Arson, Assault, Harassment.
”You said you followed the law down to the letter!” I pull my hand axe up and am ready to fight. I say, “Are your hands also axes too?”
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
"again, I have to follow the law. my legal designation is X-C883619483628000. if, finding this, you resort to violence, I have a number of hand to hand combat experts saved"
List of crimes, Murder, Arson, Assault, Harassment.
”You said you followed the law down to the letter!” I pull my hand axe up and am ready to fight. I say, “Are your hands also axes too?”
"I am unable to break the law. the judge saw it differently. her brain was no use. no, my hands are not axes, but I am a machine. all I am is a collection of ones and zeroes. threats mean nothing to an inanimate object"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
"again, I have to follow the law. my legal designation is X-C883619483628000. if, finding this, you resort to violence, I have a number of hand to hand combat experts saved"
List of crimes, Murder, Arson, Assault, Harassment.
”You said you followed the law down to the letter!” I pull my hand axe up and am ready to fight. I say, “Are your hands also axes too?”
"I am unable to break the law. the judge saw it differently. her brain was no use. no, my hands are not axes, but I am a machine. all I am is a collection of ones and zeroes. threats mean nothing to an inanimate object"
I lunge forward about to slice you.
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
I will be playing as Cerebrum. a humanoid robot who uses people's brains as hard drives, absorbing their knowledge and skills!
cereburm's mech is really just a large attachment, but its called CerebrumPrime.
it/its, maybe a 80 years old
K. Alex is hiking and meets you.
cerebrum doesn't really have a head, but it turns to look at you, its various extra brains shifting in their glass encasing
"Greetings"
I say, “Who are you?”
*Captin crunch did you see this.*
*nope! I'll get on this*
"I Am Cerebrum. What Is Your Designation?"
“Designation? What is that?”
"Your Designation. What You Are Called"
“Oh, I am Alex.”
"greetings" it mimics your voice "Alex". "what skills do you posess"
“I develop my own mechs and I am skilled with war mechs,” he says, “I also can use nanotechnology to make hand weapons out of my mech. I also have a IQ of 148.”
cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
I say, “WHAT!!??”
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
"again, I have to follow the law. my legal designation is X-C883619483628000. if, finding this, you resort to violence, I have a number of hand to hand combat experts saved"
List of crimes, Murder, Arson, Assault, Harassment.
”You said you followed the law down to the letter!” I pull my hand axe up and am ready to fight. I say, “Are your hands also axes too?”
"I am unable to break the law. the judge saw it differently. her brain was no use. no, my hands are not axes, but I am a machine. all I am is a collection of ones and zeroes. threats mean nothing to an inanimate object"
I lunge forward about to slice you.
cereburm's hand lashes out, catching your hand midair. "I am a machine. I am better than any human"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I am not just a human, I am the chosen one. That quick lunge was less than 0.0000001 percent of what I can do.” I say while I am grinning.
"you should have brought that up earlier. now I have reason to subsume your brain" a small surgical saw extends from one of cerebrum's fingers
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I am not just a human, I am the chosen one. That quick lunge was less than 0.0000001 percent of what I can do.” I say while I am grinning.
"you should have brought that up earlier. now I have reason to subsume your brain" a small surgical saw extends from one of cerebrum's fingers
Alex quickly dodges at more than 150 mph.
cerebrum tracks their movement before clothslining them. they slam into a carbon fiber wall at 150mph
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I am not just a human, I am the chosen one. That quick lunge was less than 0.0000001 percent of what I can do.” I say while I am grinning.
"you should have brought that up earlier. now I have reason to subsume your brain" a small surgical saw extends from one of cerebrum's fingers
Alex quickly dodges at more than 150 mph.
cerebrum tracks their movement before clothslining them. they slam into a carbon fiber wall at 150mph
Alex says, “Ow, that hurt.” Then recovers in less than a ten thousandth of a second. He than says, “Why do you want my brain?”
"your claim of being the 'chosen one'. you demonstrate interesting skills"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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cerebrum talks to itself, apparently crossrefrencing something. "Mechanic: mech, Piloit: war mech, Nanotechnology: mech specific, IQ: 148"
"apologies" it mimics your voice again "alex". "your brain is unsuitable//already subsumed"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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I say, “WHAT!!??”
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Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
cerebrum's synthesized voice stays perfectly, infuriatingly even
"I already have subsumed brains with skills similar or identical to yours. you brain is not needed. my apologies"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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“You absorb brains! I may be a war pilot, but I know where the none war criminal cells are.”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
"not technically true. I store brains, so that when needed, I may take on their knowlege and skills"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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My hand shifts into a plasma like axe, then solidifies. “Do I need to slice you or arrest you?”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
a few mechanical tendrils stab into one of the brains. cerebrum's voice changes to a loud older man's.
"you cant arrest me because I haven't committed any crimes. I'm not human, and therefore I cant commit murder. i am programmed to follow the law to the letter"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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“You say that, but is it the truth? I am a top level citizen here. I can pull up your police record. (Even though you aren’t human.)”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
"again, I have to follow the law. my legal designation is X-C883619483628000. if, finding this, you resort to violence, I have a number of hand to hand combat experts saved"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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List of crimes, Murder, Arson, Assault, Harassment.
”You said you followed the law down to the letter!” I pull my hand axe up and am ready to fight. I say, “Are your hands also axes too?”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
"I am unable to break the law. the judge saw it differently. her brain was no use. no, my hands are not axes, but I am a machine. all I am is a collection of ones and zeroes. threats mean nothing to an inanimate object"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I lunge forward about to slice you.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
cereburm's hand lashes out, catching your hand midair. "I am a machine. I am better than any human"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*cut*
“I am not just a human, I am the chosen one. That quick lunge was less than 0.0000001 percent of what I can do.” I say while I am grinning.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
"you should have brought that up earlier. now I have reason to subsume your brain" a small surgical saw extends from one of cerebrum's fingers
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Alex quickly dodges at more than 150 mph.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
cerebrum tracks their movement before clothslining them. they slam into a carbon fiber wall at 150mph
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Alex says, “Ow, that hurt.” Then recovers in less than a ten thousandth of a second. He than says, “Why do you want my brain?”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
"your claim of being the 'chosen one'. you demonstrate interesting skills"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“So? What would godlike abilities do for you?”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult