Come one, come all, and marvel at the Guy! We don't know who he is, or where he's from, but we do know that he's pretty darn cool. If you would like to join us and look at this guy too, feel free.
I have grown bored within my chicken-legged hut the past week, I shall entertain the idea of watching this Guy you speak of…
for him, I gift a silver pendant that will whisper to him how his friends, family and pets are most likely to die, as well as a batch of snickerdoodles.
He accepts your gift, especially the snickerdoodles. He enjoys sweet treats. He also takes the pendant, though he doesn't particularly seem pleased with it, as he stuffs it in his pants pocket.
Welcome to the Cult of the Guy! Let us marvel at him together.
Since I have already sold my soul to Arch, I'm afraid I can't swear fealty to the Guy, but I can bring an offerin'! I give him a ring that mercilessly roasts him anytime he does pretty much anythin' less than perfectly, and only comes up with better ones if he tries to zing it back. Also, he's the only one who can hear it.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The Guy accepts your gift with pleasure. He is always on a mission of perfection, as he is on his way to becoming the one true overlord of time and space. In return for your gift, the Guy gives you one of his half eaten snickerdoodles.
Welcome to the Cult of the Guy! Let us marvel at him together.
Oh my goodness gracious! Did that Guy just do a triple backflip while blindfolded and on a video call job interview?! And he got the job!? As an assistant branch manager for a very widespread bank company?! What a Guy.
If you can think it, the Guy can do it. Literally. Anything. Anytime. Just test it out. He will do it. And if you don't believe he can do it, horrible things will happen, things a million times worse than the most atrocious thing you can imagine.
Welcome to another day of marveling at the Guy!
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Come one, come all, and marvel at the Guy! We don't know who he is, or where he's from, but we do know that he's pretty darn cool. If you would like to join us and look at this guy too, feel free.
I have grown bored within my chicken-legged hut the past week, I shall entertain the idea of watching this Guy you speak of…
for him, I gift a silver pendant that will whisper to him how his friends, family and pets are most likely to die, as well as a batch of snickerdoodles.
*The guy stares you straight in the eye*
He accepts your gift, especially the snickerdoodles. He enjoys sweet treats. He also takes the pendant, though he doesn't particularly seem pleased with it, as he stuffs it in his pants pocket.
Welcome to the Cult of the Guy! Let us marvel at him together.
Since I have already sold my soul to Arch, I'm afraid I can't swear fealty to the Guy, but I can bring an offerin'! I give him a ring that mercilessly roasts him anytime he does pretty much anythin' less than perfectly, and only comes up with better ones if he tries to zing it back. Also, he's the only one who can hear it.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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The Guy accepts your gift with pleasure. He is always on a mission of perfection, as he is on his way to becoming the one true overlord of time and space. In return for your gift, the Guy gives you one of his half eaten snickerdoodles.
Welcome to the Cult of the Guy! Let us marvel at him together.
Welcome to another day of marveling at the Guy!
Oh my goodness gracious! Did that Guy just do a triple backflip while blindfolded and on a video call job interview?! And he got the job!? As an assistant branch manager for a very widespread bank company?! What a Guy.
If you can think it, the Guy can do it. Literally. Anything. Anytime. Just test it out. He will do it. And if you don't believe he can do it, horrible things will happen, things a million times worse than the most atrocious thing you can imagine.
Welcome to another day of marveling at the Guy!