Malrick tilts his head back. "Well lets see, to list all the names would be tiresome, but I have a list already. If you would spread the word about the party that would be nice."
*No actually, the party is happening the day of the update, this thread needs more attention. Maybe just ask a couple others if they can be on.*
Correlion ruffles its feathers. “I am not your messenger pigeon.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Malrick tilts his head back. "Well let’s see, to list all the names would be tiresome, but I have a list already. If you would spread the word about the party that would be nice."
*No actually, the party is happening the day of the update, this thread needs more attention. Maybe just ask a couple others if they can be on.*
The cube in Correlion’s lower set of hands rattles a little, before one of its faces flys open violently. A tentacle, far too large to to fit in the cube ordinarily, winds out of it, swiftly followed by the uncoiling of compressed muscle and bone and a harsh, dragging inhale, as if Bludspiter is reinflating itself back to full size. The full process of extraction only takes a few short seconds after the tentacle finds purchase on the ground, and Bludspiter soon looms over Malrick, fresh blood leaking from the seams in its bone armour. “If merely listing names is tiresome, I would recommend improving your endurance immediately. This is a place of constant threat.”
He chuckles. “You’re funny.” He boops Correlion on the news before cartwheeling away to escape any counter attacks. “And also, uh, not desperate enough to join me for safety.”
Correlion makes a mildly perturbed expression and sneezes. “I am not known for being humorous. How do you defend such a large group? It seems rather impractical.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Hey Cyno, do you know when the update is coming out exactly?
I don’t, you’d have to ask Gibber I think.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Malrick tilts his head back. "Well lets see, to list all the names would be tiresome, but I have a list already. If you would spread the word about the party that would be nice."
*No actually, the party is happening the day of the update, this thread needs more attention. Maybe just ask a couple others if they can be on.*
Correlion ruffles its feathers. “I am not your messenger pigeon.”
Malrick tilts his head back. "Well let’s see, to list all the names would be tiresome, but I have a list already. If you would spread the word about the party that would be nice."
*No actually, the party is happening the day of the update, this thread needs more attention. Maybe just ask a couple others if they can be on.*
The cube in Correlion’s lower set of hands rattles a little, before one of its faces flys open violently. A tentacle, far too large to to fit in the cube ordinarily, winds out of it, swiftly followed by the uncoiling of compressed muscle and bone and a harsh, dragging inhale, as if Bludspiter is reinflating itself back to full size. The full process of extraction only takes a few short seconds after the tentacle finds purchase on the ground, and Bludspiter soon looms over Malrick, fresh blood leaking from the seams in its bone armour. “If merely listing names is tiresome, I would recommend improving your endurance immediately. This is a place of constant threat.”
"Why hello there." Malrick speaks unperturbed. "I do not need to explain myself on every matter, but I will on this occasion. Many here wish to remain anonymous, others are still thinking. I also wish for no coup to be carried out during the party, so you could say I am being wary. What reason do you have to approach me in this threatening manner?"
Malrick tilts his head back. "Well let’s see, to list all the names would be tiresome, but I have a list already. If you would spread the word about the party that would be nice."
*No actually, the party is happening the day of the update, this thread needs more attention. Maybe just ask a couple others if they can be on.*
The cube in Correlion’s lower set of hands rattles a little, before one of its faces flys open violently. A tentacle, far too large to to fit in the cube ordinarily, winds out of it, swiftly followed by the uncoiling of compressed muscle and bone and a harsh, dragging inhale, as if Bludspiter is reinflating itself back to full size. The full process of extraction only takes a few short seconds after the tentacle finds purchase on the ground, and Bludspiter soon looms over Malrick, fresh blood leaking from the seams in its bone armour. “If merely listing names is tiresome, I would recommend improving your endurance immediately. This is a place of constant threat.”
Correlion actually manages some sort of almost genuine smile, making a quiet chirping sound. “Do not be afraid yet Malrick. I’m nearly certain Bludspiter has eaten fairly recently, and you are barely a meal at your stature.” It lays a hand on Bludspiter’s tentacle and casts Lesser Restoration.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He chuckles. “You’re funny.” He boops Correlion on the news before cartwheeling away to escape any counter attacks. “And also, uh, not desperate enough to join me for safety.”
Correlion makes a mildly perturbed expression and sneezes. “I am not known for being humorous. How do you defend such a large group? It seems rather impractical.”
“Nobody is dumb enough to attack the cabaret as of yet. But if they do, I will be ready to bring them… what do you call it… ah, yes! A world a hurt.”
"Why hello there." Malrick speaks unperturbed. "I do not need to explain myself on every matter, but I will on this occasion. Many here wish to remain anonymous, others are still thinking. I also wish for no coup to be carried out during the party, so you could say I am being wary. What reason do you have to approach me in this threatening manner?"
“I am not threatening anything.” The hole in Bludspiter’s chest pulses wider and thinner, as if it’s silently laughing. “A coup? Against who? There are no rulers here, no thrones to take. No monarchs sit in positions of power. And my reason for approach you ‘in this fashion’ - that is to say, at all, - is because it is cramped in the cube. Anonymity is hardly a concern for an imminent social gathering, either. Perhaps the list is just shorter than your words would suggest.”
He chuckles. “You’re funny.” He boops Correlion on the news before cartwheeling away to escape any counter attacks. “And also, uh, not desperate enough to join me for safety.”
Correlion makes a mildly perturbed expression and sneezes. “I am not known for being humorous. How do you defend such a large group? It seems rather impractical.”
“Nobody is dumb enough to attack the cabaret as of yet. But if they do, I will be ready to bring them… what do you call it… ah, yes! A world a hurt.”
“A hunt sounds entertaining. Should someone prey upon your weakling followers, I would be happy to join you in culling the creature.” Correlion says amiably.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He chuckles. “You’re funny.” He boops Correlion on the news before cartwheeling away to escape any counter attacks. “And also, uh, not desperate enough to join me for safety.”
Correlion makes a mildly perturbed expression and sneezes. “I am not known for being humorous. How do you defend such a large group? It seems rather impractical.”
“Nobody is dumb enough to attack the cabaret as of yet. But if they do, I will be ready to bring them… what do you call it… ah, yes! A world a hurt.”
“A hunt sounds entertaining. Should someone prey upon your weakling followers, I would be happy to join you in culling the creature.” Correlion says amiably.
He smiles. “That would be much appreciated. After I reduce them to a bloody pulp, I would use what is left of their carcass for decoration and add their teeth to my collection.”
Correlion actually manages some sort of almost genuine smile, making a quiet chirping sound. “Do not be afraid yet Malrick. I’m nearly certain Bludspiter has eaten fairly recently, and you are barely a meal at your stature.” It lays a hand on Bludspiter’s tentacle and casts Lesser Restoration.
The spell settles uneasily over Bludspiter’s cursed flesh, but it does settle.
“Fairly recently. I am sure there is some worthwhile eating on in his bones, at least. There are few things I cannot digest.” Bludspiter inhales deeply through its chest. “As long as he is not made of stone or metal.”
He smiles. “That would be much appreciated. After I reduce them to a bloody pulp, I would use what is left of their carcass for decoration and add their teeth to my collection.”
They raise an eyebrow. “Tooth collection? Human teeth are plain. And small.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Correlion actually manages some sort of almost genuine smile, making a quiet chirping sound. “Do not be afraid yet Malrick. I’m nearly certain Bludspiter has eaten fairly recently, and you are barely a meal at your stature.” It lays a hand on Bludspiter’s tentacle and casts Lesser Restoration.
The spell settles uneasily over Bludspiter’s cursed flesh, but it does settle.
“Fairly recently. I am sure there is some worthwhile eating on in his bones, at least. There are few things I cannot digest.” Bludspiter inhales deeply through its chest. “As long as he is not made of stone or metal.”
“Have you been alright? I have not seen you fully exit in quite some time.” The angel says gently. “I do hope my magic alleviates some of your discomfort. The curse is… much beyond my strength. But not for long. The divine light that burns within me shall be harnessed again.” Correlion cooes quietly like a bird, seemingly in a much better mood around Bludspiter.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He smiles. “That would be much appreciated. After I reduce them to a bloody pulp, I would use what is left of their carcass for decoration and add their teeth to my collection.”
They raise an eyebrow. “Tooth collection? Human teeth are plain. And small.”
“I plan on making a sculpture out of them once I collect enough.” he says nonchalantly, looking back into the mirror and fixing his horrendously over the top makeup.
Malrick tilts his head back. "Well let’s see, to list all the names would be tiresome, but I have a list already. If you would spread the word about the party that would be nice."
*No actually, the party is happening the day of the update, this thread needs more attention. Maybe just ask a couple others if they can be on.*
The cube in Correlion’s lower set of hands rattles a little, before one of its faces flys open violently. A tentacle, far too large to to fit in the cube ordinarily, winds out of it, swiftly followed by the uncoiling of compressed muscle and bone and a harsh, dragging inhale, as if Bludspiter is reinflating itself back to full size. The full process of extraction only takes a few short seconds after the tentacle finds purchase on the ground, and Bludspiter soon looms over Malrick, fresh blood leaking from the seams in its bone armour. “If merely listing names is tiresome, I would recommend improving your endurance immediately. This is a place of constant threat.”
Correlion actually manages some sort of almost genuine smile, making a quiet chirping sound. “Do not be afraid yet Malrick. I’m nearly certain Bludspiter has eaten fairly recently, and you are barely a meal at your stature.” It lays a hand on Bludspiter’s tentacle and casts Lesser Restoration.
"My stature?" Malrick smiles. "I am but a few inches shorter than you!"
Correlion actually manages some sort of almost genuine smile, making a quiet chirping sound. “Do not be afraid yet Malrick. I’m nearly certain Bludspiter has eaten fairly recently, and you are barely a meal at your stature.” It lays a hand on Bludspiter’s tentacle and casts Lesser Restoration.
The spell settles uneasily over Bludspiter’s cursed flesh, but it does settle.
“Fairly recently. I am sure there is some worthwhile eating on in his bones, at least. There are few things I cannot digest.” Bludspiter inhales deeply through its chest. “As long as he is not made of stone or metal.”
He smiles. “That would be much appreciated. After I reduce them to a bloody pulp, I would use what is left of their carcass for decoration and add their teeth to my collection.”
They raise an eyebrow. “Tooth collection? Human teeth are plain. And small.”
“I plan on making a sculpture out of them once I collect enough.” he says nonchalantly, looking back into the mirror and fixing his horrendously over the top makeup.
“What.. is that atrocious material you apply to your face? Is it an armor coating?”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"My stature?" Malrick smiles. "I am but a few inches shorter than you!"
“I am not much of a meal either, Malrick. I am significantly thinner than you are. Any larger and I would not be able to lift off of the ground.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
Hey Cyno, do you know when the update is coming out exactly?
Correlion ruffles its feathers. “I am not your messenger pigeon.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The cube in Correlion’s lower set of hands rattles a little, before one of its faces flys open violently. A tentacle, far too large to to fit in the cube ordinarily, winds out of it, swiftly followed by the uncoiling of compressed muscle and bone and a harsh, dragging inhale, as if Bludspiter is reinflating itself back to full size. The full process of extraction only takes a few short seconds after the tentacle finds purchase on the ground, and Bludspiter soon looms over Malrick, fresh blood leaking from the seams in its bone armour. “If merely listing names is tiresome, I would recommend improving your endurance immediately. This is a place of constant threat.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Correlion makes a mildly perturbed expression and sneezes. “I am not known for being humorous. How do you defend such a large group? It seems rather impractical.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I don’t, you’d have to ask Gibber I think.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No problem, just thought to ask a favor."
"Why hello there." Malrick speaks unperturbed. "I do not need to explain myself on every matter, but I will on this occasion. Many here wish to remain anonymous, others are still thinking. I also wish for no coup to be carried out during the party, so you could say I am being wary. What reason do you have to approach me in this threatening manner?"
Correlion actually manages some sort of almost genuine smile, making a quiet chirping sound. “Do not be afraid yet Malrick. I’m nearly certain Bludspiter has eaten fairly recently, and you are barely a meal at your stature.” It lays a hand on Bludspiter’s tentacle and casts Lesser Restoration.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Nobody is dumb enough to attack the cabaret as of yet. But if they do, I will be ready to bring them… what do you call it… ah, yes! A world a hurt.”
“I am not threatening anything.” The hole in Bludspiter’s chest pulses wider and thinner, as if it’s silently laughing. “A coup? Against who? There are no rulers here, no thrones to take. No monarchs sit in positions of power. And my reason for approach you ‘in this fashion’ - that is to say, at all, - is because it is cramped in the cube. Anonymity is hardly a concern for an imminent social gathering, either. Perhaps the list is just shorter than your words would suggest.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
“A hunt sounds entertaining. Should someone prey upon your weakling followers, I would be happy to join you in culling the creature.” Correlion says amiably.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He smiles. “That would be much appreciated. After I reduce them to a bloody pulp, I would use what is left of their carcass for decoration and add their teeth to my collection.”
The spell settles uneasily over Bludspiter’s cursed flesh, but it does settle.
“Fairly recently. I am sure there is some worthwhile eating on in his bones, at least. There are few things I cannot digest.” Bludspiter inhales deeply through its chest. “As long as he is not made of stone or metal.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
They raise an eyebrow. “Tooth collection? Human teeth are plain. And small.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Have you been alright? I have not seen you fully exit in quite some time.” The angel says gently. “I do hope my magic alleviates some of your discomfort. The curse is… much beyond my strength. But not for long. The divine light that burns within me shall be harnessed again.” Correlion cooes quietly like a bird, seemingly in a much better mood around Bludspiter.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I plan on making a sculpture out of them once I collect enough.” he says nonchalantly, looking back into the mirror and fixing his horrendously over the top makeup.
"My stature?" Malrick smiles. "I am but a few inches shorter than you!"
"Oh Draken, is he who you speak of?"
“What.. is that atrocious material you apply to your face? Is it an armor coating?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I am not much of a meal either, Malrick. I am significantly thinner than you are. Any larger and I would not be able to lift off of the ground.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ