"I am the law that holds the contracts of this unholy hellhole together; and I am the one who makes them and the one who breaches them. So please, tell me, if I give you some help, what are you willing to give me?"
“I-I don’t have anything to give you.”
"Not even a service?"
“I guess I can give you my service. What do you want done?”
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Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Alexius laughs. "Funny. That's reminds me of something my last friend said. 'You're stuck with me, it's your fate, and your destiny, and IF YOU ARGUE YOU'RE EATING A MOUTHFUL OF WORMS!!!' She was a very... interesting person."
“She sounds like an interesting person.” He smiles. “I thought this place would be really scary, but everyone has been really nice to me here…”
Alexius nods. "I think that people here are nice until you go against something they believe in in some way. But if you do that... well, I don't think the peace lasts very long."
“Is the place peaceful?”
"More peaceful than were I came from at least."
“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
From the Summoning Circle comes a foul, horrible smell, and a rumble of the earth. Crawling from it is a massive beetle. This beetle is Raknishki, or Rak for short, a being who was summoned a few years ago, as some can remember. He must have just returned, and is now back to cause more havoc, and try to escape. “Hungry.” The beetle growls, burrowing under the surface. “Thirsty. Need food. Blood.” He hisses, a horrible sound that sends shivers down the backs of everyone watching, and flies into the air, making a strange screeching sound. “Need blood. Must have blood. Must have servants…” It shrieks yet again. Its eyes are emerald green, the surface of the beetle pure black and horrifyingly bloody.
Violence stares to the beetle, as much as a smile can be on an saurian face. The creature blinks twice, thrice, and four times. Violence then makes a clicking noise. "B-blll-lood?..."
“Hello. Strange. Thing. I am Rak.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Alexius laughs. "Funny. That's reminds me of something my last friend said. 'You're stuck with me, it's your fate, and your destiny, and IF YOU ARGUE YOU'RE EATING A MOUTHFUL OF WORMS!!!' She was a very... interesting person."
“She sounds like an interesting person.” He smiles. “I thought this place would be really scary, but everyone has been really nice to me here…”
Alexius nods. "I think that people here are nice until you go against something they believe in in some way. But if you do that... well, I don't think the peace lasts very long."
“Is the place peaceful?”
"More peaceful than were I came from at least."
“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
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Alexius laughs. "Funny. That's reminds me of something my last friend said. 'You're stuck with me, it's your fate, and your destiny, and IF YOU ARGUE YOU'RE EATING A MOUTHFUL OF WORMS!!!' She was a very... interesting person."
“She sounds like an interesting person.” He smiles. “I thought this place would be really scary, but everyone has been really nice to me here…”
Alexius nods. "I think that people here are nice until you go against something they believe in in some way. But if you do that... well, I don't think the peace lasts very long."
“Is the place peaceful?”
"More peaceful than were I came from at least."
“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
“I know Correlion comes from a world with guns. It’s so strange, these different worlds.”
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Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
“I know Correlion comes from a world with guns. It’s so strange, these different worlds.”
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
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"I am the law that holds the contracts of this unholy hellhole together; and I am the one who makes them and the one who breaches them. So please, tell me, if I give you some help, what are you willing to give me?"
“I-I don’t have anything to give you.”
"Not even a service?"
“I guess I can give you my service. What do you want done?”
“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
“I know Correlion comes from a world with guns. It’s so strange, these different worlds.”
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*By the way, who thinks thiswould be good music for a big event where a bunch of our characters fight? Alexius would totally host one if anyone else is interested. Alt Link: Soundcloud*
"I am the law that holds the contracts of this unholy hellhole together; and I am the one who makes them and the one who breaches them. So please, tell me, if I give you some help, what are you willing to give me?"
“I-I don’t have anything to give you.”
"Not even a service?"
“I guess I can give you my service. What do you want done?”
"What can you do?"
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
“I know Correlion comes from a world with guns. It’s so strange, these different worlds.”
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
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“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
“I know Correlion comes from a world with guns. It’s so strange, these different worlds.”
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*By the way, who thinks thiswould be good music for a big event where a bunch of our characters fight? Alexius would totally host one if anyone else is interested.*
*What’s it called?*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
From the Summoning Circle comes a foul, horrible smell, and a rumble of the earth. Crawling from it is a massive beetle. This beetle is Raknishki, or Rak for short, a being who was summoned a few years ago, as some can remember. He must have just returned, and is now back to cause more havoc, and try to escape. “Hungry.” The beetle growls, burrowing under the surface. “Thirsty. Need food. Blood.” He hisses, a horrible sound that sends shivers down the backs of everyone watching, and flies into the air, making a strange screeching sound. “Need blood. Must have blood. Must have servants…” It shrieks yet again. Its eyes are emerald green, the surface of the beetle pure black and horrifyingly bloody.
Violence stares to the beetle, as much as a smile can be on an saurian face. The creature blinks twice, thrice, and four times. Violence then makes a clicking noise. "B-blll-lood?..."
“Hello. Strange. Thing. I am Rak.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“I guess I can give you my service. What do you want done?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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“It seems very peaceful. What world are you from?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“Hello. Strange. Thing. I am Rak.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Alexius laughs. "Likely not one you would know of. If you've heard of the realm of Greyhawk, imagine that, but all the kings are angels, and tyrants to boot."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“I know Correlion comes from a world with guns. It’s so strange, these different worlds.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"What can you do?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*By the way, who thinks this would be good music for a big event where a bunch of our characters fight? Alexius would totally host one if anyone else is interested. Alt Link: Soundcloud*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"Be my wizard helper then?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“It would be…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*What’s it called?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!