The critter doesn't initially see them due to the dramatic difference in elevation. Instead, they wave a paw, causing 5 skeletons of various creatures to rise from the blood-red soil, then begins to mark each of the bone heaps with occult symbols and dress them in some fine clothes the stoat seems to have conjured from inside their coat.
“Hi!” Lysander calls.
The little guy looks up and flinches. They wave back. "H-hello. Where... are we?"
The critter doesn't initially see them due to the dramatic difference in elevation. Instead, they wave a paw, causing 5 skeletons of various creatures to rise from the blood-red soil, then begins to mark each of the bone heaps with occult symbols and dress them in some fine clothes the stoat seems to have conjured from inside their coat.
“Hi!” Lysander calls.
The little guy looks up and flinches. They wave back. "H-hello. Where... are we?"
“I’m not entirely sure yet… Correlion says we’re in a place called Tenebris Sine Fine, home to horrible people.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Their ears perk up. "Do you need a new one?" The skeletons fully rise, armed with sawn-off matchlock rifles.
“I made one. I’m a good smith. Hey, what’s your name? I’m Lysander.” They say.
"I'm Theo. I'm a good tinker, but I'm not good at forging the individual parts. I usually have to file down metal bits, but that always feels wasteful." They look around again. "Is there any food down here?"
Their ears perk up. "Do you need a new one?" The skeletons fully rise, armed with sawn-off matchlock rifles.
“I made one. I’m a good smith. Hey, what’s your name? I’m Lysander.” They say.
"I'm Theo. I'm a good tinker, but I'm not good at forging the individual parts. I usually have to file down metal bits, but that always feels wasteful." They look around again. "Is there any food down here?"
“Yeah! I can take you to Cyrrendale, Correlion has great food, but I’m probably gonna move out soon. There’s been talk of war. Plenty of meat, a few vegetables.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"I'm Theo. I'm a good tinker, but I'm not good at forging the individual parts. I usually have to file down metal bits, but that always feels wasteful." They look around again. "Is there any food down here?"
“Yeah! I can take you to Cyrrendale, Correlion has great food, but I’m probably gonna move out soon. There’s been talk of war. Plenty of meat, a few vegetables.”
"Oof, war is pretty bad. I can see why you'd want to move." The skeletons form a circle around Theo. "Business does boom during times of strife, though. So many inventions, so little time to get them onto the market. A lot of people need to take less legal avenues, and I'm really good at maintaining those mean streets."
“I made one. I’m a good smith. Hey, what’s your name? I’m Lysander.” They say.
"I'm Theo. I'm a good tinker, but I'm not good at forging the individual parts. I usually have to file down metal bits, but that always feels wasteful." They look around again. "Is there any food down here?"
“I made one. I’m a good smith. Hey, what’s your name? I’m Lysander.” They say.
"I'm Theo. I'm a good tinker, but I'm not good at forging the individual parts. I usually have to file down metal bits, but that always feels wasteful." They look around again. "Is there any food down here?"
*ACK SORRY.*
“Well, I’ll see you around Theo! Hope we can be friends.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*i built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called
the blood of the exploited working class
but they’ve overcome their shyness, now they’re calling me your highness
and the world screams ‘kiss me, son of god!’*
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The little guy looks up and flinches. They wave back. "H-hello. Where... are we?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“I’m not entirely sure yet… Correlion says we’re in a place called Tenebris Sine Fine, home to horrible people.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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*Hiii*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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“Oh that’s ok. I don’t need human grown veggies. Just veggies. I can look for some though.”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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“I wish you luck. I hope you decide to share. I’m in need of some good vegetables too.” *Internal crisis: Vegetables all gone.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Who's... Correlion?" They sort of hop from foot to foot as the skeletons begin to twitch.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“The person that saved me from a horrible being. The being tried to eat me. Took my leg.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Their ears perk up. "Do you need a new one?" The skeletons fully rise, armed with sawn-off matchlock rifles.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“I made one. I’m a good smith. Hey, what’s your name? I’m Lysander.” They say.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"I'm Theo. I'm a good tinker, but I'm not good at forging the individual parts. I usually have to file down metal bits, but that always feels wasteful." They look around again. "Is there any food down here?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Yeah! I can take you to Cyrrendale, Correlion has great food, but I’m probably gonna move out soon. There’s been talk of war. Plenty of meat, a few vegetables.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Oof, war is pretty bad. I can see why you'd want to move." The skeletons form a circle around Theo. "Business does boom during times of strife, though. So many inventions, so little time to get them onto the market. A lot of people need to take less legal avenues, and I'm really good at maintaining those mean streets."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*cut*
“Maybe we can help each other.” They say eagerly. “I could help you forge weapons, and you can help me survive.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
They think for a moment. "Hmm... it's a nice idea, but I don't think I need weapons right now. How about I help you and in the future, you help me?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Okay! I’m Lysander, what’s your name?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*We just had them introduce each other*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*ACK SORRY.*
“Well, I’ll see you around Theo! Hope we can be friends.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*i built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called
the blood of the exploited working class
but they’ve overcome their shyness, now they’re calling me your highness
and the world screams ‘kiss me, son of god!’*
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