Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
the dwarven paladain is walking around, trying to find shelter from the unholy creatures who torment him
A malformed, bloody angel tails him from the skies, its shadow passing over him.
he looks upward, then back down, then quickens his pace, even though he has no idea where he is, and has no destination in mind
The angel’s voice comes from above, easily keeping pace. “Foolish mortal, thou has found thyself in a place beyond damnnation.” It lands in front of them, spreading its wings fully and at full height, staring. “I have a proposal for thee.”
the dwarf looks at the angel suspiciously, and pulls out a holy symbol
Its feathers ruffle. “Such trinkets have no effect on me, warrior. My proposal is simple. Become my sword, and serve me, and I shall protect thee from the unholy abominations of this realm. I crave ascension, as thou craves freedom of this wretched place.” The angel says simply. “I doubt you will receive such a generous offer from the beasts that roam here. I know of thy kind. You and I are similar beings.”
"at least I uphold my oaths as a paladin"
The angel’s wings fold behind it neatly. “Is that a yes? Or should I slay thee here and now?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Coronet continues to fly around, seeking a nice spot to set up a place for tea so she can enjoy the sounds of screams and fleshrending alongside a nice hot cup of Earl gray and biscuits.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Giratina is observing the realm from far above, floating in place.
Correlion flies up to be within around 60 ft, circling from above like a vulture, observing.
"You don't belong here, holy one."
“That is obvious.” It replies. “I have yet to find my escape of this wretched plane.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*okay i'm going to make a tanky dude that focuses only on rend ability stuff*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
the dwarven paladain is walking around, trying to find shelter from the unholy creatures who torment him
A malformed, bloody angel tails him from the skies, its shadow passing over him.
he looks upward, then back down, then quickens his pace, even though he has no idea where he is, and has no destination in mind
The angel’s voice comes from above, easily keeping pace. “Foolish mortal, thou has found thyself in a place beyond damnnation.” It lands in front of them, spreading its wings fully and at full height, staring. “I have a proposal for thee.”
the dwarf looks at the angel suspiciously, and pulls out a holy symbol
Its feathers ruffle. “Such trinkets have no effect on me, warrior. My proposal is simple. Become my sword, and serve me, and I shall protect thee from the unholy abominations of this realm. I crave ascension, as thou craves freedom of this wretched place.” The angel says simply. “I doubt you will receive such a generous offer from the beasts that roam here. I know of thy kind. You and I are similar beings.”
"at least I uphold my oaths as a paladin"
The angel’s wings fold behind it neatly. “Is that a yes? Or should I slay thee here and now?”
Coronet continues to fly around, seeking a nice spot to set up a place for tea so she can enjoy the sounds of screams and fleshrending alongside a nice hot cup of Earl gray and biscuits.
Kal flies up to Coronet, drinking a mug full of blood. “Hello!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Coronet continues to fly around, seeking a nice spot to set up a place for tea so she can enjoy the sounds of screams and fleshrending alongside a nice hot cup of Earl gray and biscuits.
*that's the realest mood ever*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
The creature lashes its tentacle at Drakan with a strangely distant scream, spikes aiming to rip into his flesh.
Attack: 25 Damage: 26
That’s its turn.
The tentacle pierces Drakan's torso. He screams in rage, and uses the appendage to drag the beast closer, hacking at its amorphous body. Attack: 14 Damage: 20 slashing plus 8 psychic Attack: 13 Damage: 18 slashing plus 6 psychic
The angel stills for a moment. “My name is not Rend. Do not refer to me so. Thou may call me Blade if thy wishes.” It chitters again. “Meat is plentiful here. But it fights back.”
“Blay. Duh.” The creature does an exaggerated nod. “Blade. Fight? Good. Strong.” It lumbers a little closer, thumping a few more times. “Shape.. odd. You. Wings?”
Coronet continues to fly around, seeking a nice spot to set up a place for tea so she can enjoy the sounds of screams and fleshrending alongside a nice hot cup of Earl gray and biscuits.
Correlion is in its nest - she can smell the brewing of tea from where she is. It seems to be having scones, as well as the distinct smell of caramel and chamomile coming from its teapot.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*okay i'm going to make a tanky dude that focuses only on rend ability stuff*
*awesome :] im working on more abilities for rend*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"That is fair, however you shouldn't be so quick to get hostile with someone simply willing to talk with you. Many here would not be so nice."
"what do ya want ya bloody fiend"
"Hmm...conversation mostly, I love chatting with intelligent beings, a nice change up from the carnage and depravity of this place."
"unless ye know a way out of this place that doesnt involve me breaking me oaths, bugger off"
"A feisty one, aren't we? Very well. I suppose I can leave you to your doomed crusade. I wish you luck...you are going to need it." she says in an ominously jovial tone as she starts to withdrawn back behind the rocky outcropping.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Giratina is observing the realm from far above, floating in place.
Correlion flies up to be within around 60 ft, circling from above like a vulture, observing.
"You don't belong here, holy one."
“That is obvious.” It replies. “I have yet to find my escape of this wretched plane.”
"As have I. Perhaps we could assist each other."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
The creature lashes its tentacle at Drakan with a strangely distant scream, spikes aiming to rip into his flesh.
Attack: 25 Damage: 26
That’s its turn.
The tentacle pierces Drakan's torso. He screams in rage, and uses the appendage to drag the beast closer, hacking at its amorphous body. Attack: 17 Damage: 15 slashing plus 8 psychic Attack: 13 Damage: 20 slashing plus 3 psychic
His strikes bounce harmlessly off its torso, psionic energy deflecting as it can barely find a conscious to attack. It uses Strike of Vengeance to retaliate twice and then attacks on its turn, flesh disc spinning rapidly like a buzz saw as it tries to rip off as much meat from Drakan as it can.
"unless ye know a way out of this place that doesnt involve me breaking me oaths, bugger off"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*banished for being violent*
"You don't belong here, holy one."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*Yeah. You also happen to be fighting a level 2 who doesn't mess about.*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Okay. I won’t get involved.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
The creature lashes its tentacle at Drakan with a strangely distant scream, spikes aiming to rip into his flesh.
Attack: 28 Damage: 36
That’s its turn.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
The angel’s wings fold behind it neatly. “Is that a yes? Or should I slay thee here and now?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*im good :] have to leave soon for work tho*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Coronet continues to fly around, seeking a nice spot to set up a place for tea so she can enjoy the sounds of screams and fleshrending alongside a nice hot cup of Earl gray and biscuits.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“That is obvious.” It replies. “I have yet to find my escape of this wretched plane.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*okay i'm going to make a tanky dude that focuses only on rend ability stuff*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
Extended sig
"id like to see you try"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Kal flies up to Coronet, drinking a mug full of blood. “Hello!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*that's the realest mood ever*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
The tentacle pierces Drakan's torso. He screams in rage, and uses the appendage to drag the beast closer, hacking at its amorphous body.
Attack: 14 Damage: 20 slashing plus 8 psychic
Attack: 13 Damage: 18 slashing plus 6 psychic
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
“Blay. Duh.” The creature does an exaggerated nod. “Blade. Fight? Good. Strong.” It lumbers a little closer, thumping a few more times. “Shape.. odd. You. Wings?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Correlion is in its nest - she can smell the brewing of tea from where she is. It seems to be having scones, as well as the distinct smell of caramel and chamomile coming from its teapot.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*awesome :] im working on more abilities for rend*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"A feisty one, aren't we? Very well. I suppose I can leave you to your doomed crusade. I wish you luck...you are going to need it." she says in an ominously jovial tone as she starts to withdrawn back behind the rocky outcropping.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"As have I. Perhaps we could assist each other."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
His strikes bounce harmlessly off its torso, psionic energy deflecting as it can barely find a conscious to attack. It uses Strike of Vengeance to retaliate twice and then attacks on its turn, flesh disc spinning rapidly like a buzz saw as it tries to rip off as much meat from Drakan as it can.
Attack: 25 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 25 Damage: 38
Attack: 21 Damage: 40
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.