About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
"why not?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
"why not?"
“I’m scared…”
*It was actually because I hadn’t decided on Raymond’s monster type yet.*
"I've heard that. scared of the finality, or what you might turn out to be?"
*I can help. I know a lot about monsters*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
"why not?"
“I’m scared…”
*It was actually because I hadn’t decided on Raymond’s monster type yet.*
"I've heard that. scared of the finality, or what you might turn out to be?"
*I can help. I know a lot about monsters*
“What I might be…”
*I figured it out, dw.*
"don't worry. I've seen, and taught, Boogeymen, gorgons, vampires, dragons, balhanalls, and worse. I think they turned out fine"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
"why not?"
“I’m scared…”
*It was actually because I hadn’t decided on Raymond’s monster type yet.*
"I've heard that. scared of the finality, or what you might turn out to be?"
*I can help. I know a lot about monsters*
“What I might be…”
*I figured it out, dw.*
"don't worry. I've seen, and taught, Boogeymen, gorgons, vampires, dragons, balhanalls, and worse. I think they turned out fine"
“Gorgons? Why didn’t you die?”
he points to his sunglasses, smirking
"take a guess"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
"why not?"
“I’m scared…”
*It was actually because I hadn’t decided on Raymond’s monster type yet.*
"I've heard that. scared of the finality, or what you might turn out to be?"
*I can help. I know a lot about monsters*
“What I might be…”
*I figured it out, dw.*
"don't worry. I've seen, and taught, Boogeymen, gorgons, vampires, dragons, balhanalls, and worse. I think they turned out fine"
“Gorgons? Why didn’t you die?”
he points to his sunglasses, smirking
"take a guess"
“Ohhhhhhh. Sorry sir. I’m being disrespectful. You’re a teacher, right?”
"yup. call me Mr. Castro, or just Castro. I teach monstorous languages. you're fine"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
"why not?"
“I’m scared…”
*It was actually because I hadn’t decided on Raymond’s monster type yet.*
"I've heard that. scared of the finality, or what you might turn out to be?"
*I can help. I know a lot about monsters*
“What I might be…”
*I figured it out, dw.*
"don't worry. I've seen, and taught, Boogeymen, gorgons, vampires, dragons, balhanalls, and worse. I think they turned out fine"
“Gorgons? Why didn’t you die?”
he points to his sunglasses, smirking
"take a guess"
“Ohhhhhhh. Sorry sir. I’m being disrespectful. You’re a teacher, right?”
"yup. call me Mr. Castro, or just Castro. I teach monstorous languages. you're fine"
“Ohhhhhh I should have recognized you. Sorry sorry sorry.”
"you're good. now, you're scared of what you might be right? I've been teaching here a long time. I've seen a lot. some of the most kind-hearted people I know are stereotypically evil. tian lu? director of the spirit hall? spirit of violent deaths while mining? he's a sweetheart. one of my past students, a hydra, not the sharpest person around, but she never gave up. that's what a hydra is, defiance, always bouncing back. tian lu? he yearned to exit the mines. he is hope in a time of despair. too few people remember the goods 'evil' monsters represent"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*manual override on all stats to be 20s is a bit much, and you’re also not proficient in any of the weapons you carry (bard and druid don’t give martial or firearm prof). that’s… two legendary magic items and like six very rare magic items.*
*thank you cyno, I thought it was a little suspicious*
*thinking about joining this, can anyone give me a summary of what's happening so I don't have to read 60 pages of illegible quote chains?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*you choose*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Raymond.*
Raymond is looking for a place to stay. He hasn’t touched the catalogue yet.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
a young man, wearing a stylish white jacket and sunglasses finds you
he speaks with an accent
"can I help you?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I’m looking for a place to sleep. I haven’t touched the catalogue yet.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"why not?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I’m scared…”
*It was actually because I hadn’t decided on Raymond’s monster type yet.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"I've heard that. scared of the finality, or what you might turn out to be?"
*I can help. I know a lot about monsters*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“What I might be…”
*I figured it out, dw.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"don't worry. I've seen, and taught, Boogeymen, gorgons, vampires, dragons, balhanalls, and worse. I think they turned out fine"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Gorgons? Why didn’t you die?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
he points to his sunglasses, smirking
"take a guess"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Ohhhhhhh. Sorry sir. I’m being disrespectful. You’re a teacher, right?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"yup. call me Mr. Castro, or just Castro. I teach monstorous languages. you're fine"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Ohhhhhh I should have recognized you. Sorry sorry sorry.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"you're good. now, you're scared of what you might be right? I've been teaching here a long time. I've seen a lot. some of the most kind-hearted people I know are stereotypically evil. tian lu? director of the spirit hall? spirit of violent deaths while mining? he's a sweetheart. one of my past students, a hydra, not the sharpest person around, but she never gave up. that's what a hydra is, defiance, always bouncing back. tian lu? he yearned to exit the mines. he is hope in a time of despair. too few people remember the goods 'evil' monsters represent"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*gtg*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*for this campaign here you go https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/144713367*
Claimed by SilverRaccoon3
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*thinking about joining this, can anyone give me a summary of what's happening so I don't have to read 60 pages of illegible quote chains?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
*idk either*
Claimed by SilverRaccoon3
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