There's a dog that always looks through the same first floor window at 12:00 pm. One day the dog stares through a second floor window at 10:55 am. Who's dog is this? Why is the dog looking through a different window?
Figure out what the story of the dog is. Make several characters. And make theories.
Rules:
No ooc fighting. Take that to PMs
No power playing.
Be a bit of a Gonzalo and make 20 characters if you want.
"My name is Detective Jones. I'm a man who can figure out anything using only a magnifying glass and my own 85 billion neurons. And I ALWAYS narrate my thoughts out loud. Like so: blah blip bleeeeeee blooo yap blah yap yarggggg blah ahgg. Ahhh. That was a nice break from being serious."
Awkward silence
"On this fine day, I decided to take a walk downtown. It started out usual, until I noticed... A dog."
"My name is Detective Jones. I'm a man who can figure out anything using only a magnifying glass and my own 85 billion neurons. And I ALWAYS narrate my thoughts out loud. Like so: blah blip bleeeeeee blooo yap blah yap yarggggg blah ahgg. Ahhh. That was a nice break from being serious."
Awkward silence
"On this fine day, I decided to take a walk downtown. It started out usual, until I noticed... A dog."
"I walked up to the dog. I said, 'Hey, Dog! You got a permit to loiter by this house?' The Dog didn't reply, only shaking his head and and puffing on a cigar. I also puffed on my cigar. We puffed our cigars some more. 'Why are you loitering by this house?' I asked the dog. 'Woof' the dog said. I stood up and slapped him. 'No Dog of mine's gonna talk like that, ya hear me?' 'Woof' the dog cried. 'Yeah I know you're not my dog but still-' 'WOOF' and OW then the son of a (GP), he bit my leg and ran away."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
There's a dog that always looks through the same first floor window at 12:00 pm. One day the dog stares through a second floor window at 10:55 am. Who's dog is this? Why is the dog looking through a different window?
Figure out what the story of the dog is. Make several characters. And make theories.
Rules:
No ooc fighting. Take that to PMs
No power playing.
Be a bit of a Gonzalo and make 20 characters if you want.
Says 'Doge' if you read the rules.
The house is 1823 on Kori St.
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*This will be something alright...
DOGE*
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
"My name is Detective Jones. I'm a man who can figure out anything using only a magnifying glass and my own 85 billion neurons. And I ALWAYS narrate my thoughts out loud. Like so: blah blip bleeeeeee blooo yap blah yap yarggggg blah ahgg. Ahhh. That was a nice break from being serious."
Awkward silence
"On this fine day, I decided to take a walk downtown. It started out usual, until I noticed... A dog."
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
"I walked up to the dog. I said, 'Hey, Dog! You got a permit to loiter by this house?' The Dog didn't reply, only shaking his head and and puffing on a cigar. I also puffed on my cigar. We puffed our cigars some more. 'Why are you loitering by this house?' I asked the dog. 'Woof' the dog said. I stood up and slapped him. 'No Dog of mine's gonna talk like that, ya hear me?' 'Woof' the dog cried. 'Yeah I know you're not my dog but still-' 'WOOF' and OW then the son of a (GP), he bit my leg and ran away."
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
*what the (GP) is going on*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*GONZALO RP WITH MY DOMINANT ALPHA MALE DOG*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*UHHH SURE LEMME GET A CHARACTER*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“NO!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!