Devin is sitting in the corner of the graveyard, staring at his chains.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
A short black teenager approaches the ship, wearing a white blouse, leather pants and a flour stained apron. She carries a tray of apple fritters, waving with her free hand. “Who might you be? I see that you are a new one here.”
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Yelo! I’m Selia or Sel or some variation on that. They/he
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A new Soul has emerged from a muddy puddle, or perhaps it was the muddy puddle given its components.
It resembles a man made of muck with gold coins for eyes and an inordinate amount of sticks bursting forth from a hole in its chest. Its clothing is made out of swamp vegetation and held together with more wet earth: a blacksmith's apron, heavy gloves and boots, and the shirt and pants of an office worker. He has a heavily modified flintlock at his side, his hand hovering over it as he looks around silently.
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
A short black teenager approaches the ship, wearing a white blouse, leather pants and a flour stained apron. She carries a tray of apple fritters, waving with her free hand. “Who might you be? I see that you are a new one here.”
the captain fixes their empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth
"where is this place?"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A new Soul has emerged from a muddy puddle, or perhaps it was the muddy puddle given its components.
It resembles a man made of muck with gold coins for eyes and an inordinate amount of sticks bursting forth from a whole in its chest. Its clothing is made out of swamp vegetation and held together with more wet earth: a blacksmith's apron, heavy gloves and boots, and the shirt and pants of an office worker. He has a heavily modified flintlock at his side, his hand hovering over it as he looks around silently.
After a minute, he sighs. "Again?"
Devin is sleeping next to where he comes up. He lazily wakes up. “New soul? So am I.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
"people get shot all the time"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
"people get shot all the time"
“I got shot five freaking times. It took three bullets to kill me, the second two were just to make sure I wasn’t faking. Still remember the cries of my friends as I died.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
"people get shot all the time"
“I got shot five freaking times. It took three bullets to kill me, the second two were just to make sure I wasn’t faking. Still remember the cries of my friends as I died.”
the captain opens their skeletal jaw, attempting a smile. "good man!"
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Fanny is wandering around, looking for new Souls.
Yelo! I’m Selia or Sel or some variation on that. They/he
talk to me about the stormlight archive
I’m an artist and a nerd.
Is art
Check out my yt channel! @Irunwithskissors
Devin is sitting in the corner of the graveyard, staring at his chains.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*ITS SCURVY DAVE O'CLOCK!*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Heya Capatin!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*hey nanner*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A short black teenager approaches the ship, wearing a white blouse, leather pants and a flour stained apron. She carries a tray of apple fritters, waving with her free hand. “Who might you be? I see that you are a new one here.”
Yelo! I’m Selia or Sel or some variation on that. They/he
talk to me about the stormlight archive
I’m an artist and a nerd.
Is art
Check out my yt channel! @Irunwithskissors
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A new Soul has emerged from a muddy puddle, or perhaps it was the muddy puddle given its components.
It resembles a man made of muck with gold coins for eyes and an inordinate amount of sticks bursting forth from a hole in its chest. Its clothing is made out of swamp vegetation and held together with more wet earth: a blacksmith's apron, heavy gloves and boots, and the shirt and pants of an office worker. He has a heavily modified flintlock at his side, his hand hovering over it as he looks around silently.
After a minute, he sighs. "Again?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the captain fixes their empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth
"where is this place?"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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Devin is sleeping next to where he comes up. He lazily wakes up. “New soul? So am I.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"people get shot all the time"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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“I got shot five freaking times. It took three bullets to kill me, the second two were just to make sure I wasn’t faking. Still remember the cries of my friends as I died.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the captain opens their skeletal jaw, attempting a smile. "good man!"
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!