Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
A short black teenager approaches the ship, wearing a white blouse, leather pants and a flour stained apron. She carries a tray of apple fritters, waving with her free hand. “Who might you be? I see that you are a new one here.”
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A new Soul has emerged from a muddy puddle, or perhaps it was the muddy puddle given its components.
It resembles a man made of muck with gold coins for eyes and an inordinate amount of sticks bursting forth from a hole in its chest. Its clothing is made out of swamp vegetation and held together with more wet earth: a blacksmith's apron, heavy gloves and boots, and the shirt and pants of an office worker. He has a heavily modified flintlock at his side, his hand hovering over it as he looks around silently.
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
A short black teenager approaches the ship, wearing a white blouse, leather pants and a flour stained apron. She carries a tray of apple fritters, waving with her free hand. “Who might you be? I see that you are a new one here.”
the captain fixes their empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth
"where is this place?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A new Soul has emerged from a muddy puddle, or perhaps it was the muddy puddle given its components.
It resembles a man made of muck with gold coins for eyes and an inordinate amount of sticks bursting forth from a whole in its chest. Its clothing is made out of swamp vegetation and held together with more wet earth: a blacksmith's apron, heavy gloves and boots, and the shirt and pants of an office worker. He has a heavily modified flintlock at his side, his hand hovering over it as he looks around silently.
After a minute, he sighs. "Again?"
Devin is sleeping next to where he comes up. He lazily wakes up. “New soul? So am I.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
"people get shot all the time"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
"people get shot all the time"
“I got shot five freaking times. It took three bullets to kill me, the second two were just to make sure I wasn’t faking. Still remember the cries of my friends as I died.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
"people get shot all the time"
“I got shot five freaking times. It took three bullets to kill me, the second two were just to make sure I wasn’t faking. Still remember the cries of my friends as I died.”
the captain opens their skeletal jaw, attempting a smile. "good man!"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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Fanny is wandering around, looking for new Souls.
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Devin is sitting in the corner of the graveyard, staring at his chains.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*ITS SCURVY DAVE O'CLOCK!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Heya Capatin!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
an ocean mist rolls in, bringing the salty, briny scent of the ocean. behind it, the creaking of boards, the lapping of waves, and a ghostly sea shanty lofting on the air. a spectral pirate ship sails into the graveyard, crewed by long-dead seamen, at the helm, is a grinning, phantasmal skeleton in corporeal capatin's rainment. the sails are shredded, and the flag is torn, but the symbol of a horse's skull is still visible
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*hey nanner*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Devin gasps at the sight. “Cowboys, pirates, what’s next? Knights? Probably. Can’t wait for Rade, Cody, Peter, and the others to die. Oh wait… Cody can’t. I miss them…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
the captain fixes an empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth.
"what is this place?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Beats me. I’ve been wandering around for three decades. I just got here.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"thirty years..."
a sheet ghost crewmate speaks up
"what else is here?"
the captain checks their watch
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A short black teenager approaches the ship, wearing a white blouse, leather pants and a flour stained apron. She carries a tray of apple fritters, waving with her free hand. “Who might you be? I see that you are a new one here.”
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
“Three decades. Makes it seem like less time has passed. Still waiting for my friends to die. I died young. Anyways. Not much. How did you die?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
another sheet ghost speaks up
"we died a long time ago. on the high seas, in battle with-"
BANG!
the captain is now holding a smoking gun, and the crewmate falls over, only to get back up in a few minutes, a hole blown through their head
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
A new Soul has emerged from a muddy puddle, or perhaps it was the muddy puddle given its components.
It resembles a man made of muck with gold coins for eyes and an inordinate amount of sticks bursting forth from a hole in its chest. Its clothing is made out of swamp vegetation and held together with more wet earth: a blacksmith's apron, heavy gloves and boots, and the shirt and pants of an office worker. He has a heavily modified flintlock at his side, his hand hovering over it as he looks around silently.
After a minute, he sighs. "Again?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Hey, hey. Remember I got shot. I’ve got some serious trauma from that.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
the captain fixes their empty socket on you. they're missing several teeth
"where is this place?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Devin is sleeping next to where he comes up. He lazily wakes up. “New soul? So am I.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"people get shot all the time"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I got shot five freaking times. It took three bullets to kill me, the second two were just to make sure I wasn’t faking. Still remember the cries of my friends as I died.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
the captain opens their skeletal jaw, attempting a smile. "good man!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life