scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
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scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
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scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
"second best reason of all. revenge"
it resumes looking for something
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
"second best reason of all. revenge"
it resumes looking for something
“So you’re a pirate with a backstory. This is even more interesting than the DAO.”
“Hmmmmm.”
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scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
"second best reason of all. revenge"
it resumes looking for something
“So you’re a pirate with a backstory. This is even more interesting than the DAO.”
“Hmmmmm.”
"what, did you think I became a pirate for no reason? everybody here has a reason!"
some of the creature's pitch black tentacles are reaching across the landscape
*I made a hero forge of dave and the monster if you want to see it*
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
"second best reason of all. revenge"
it resumes looking for something
“So you’re a pirate with a backstory. This is even more interesting than the DAO.”
“Hmmmmm.”
"what, did you think I became a pirate for no reason? everybody here has a reason!"
some of the creature's pitch black tentacles are reaching across the landscape
*I made a hero forge of dave and the monster if you want to see it*
“But why are you attacking innocents?”
“You’re looking for someone.” He realizes.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
scurvy Dave is sailing down the paths, bringing a sea of ocean mist with him
the monster is standing at the top of a hill, searching for something, its searchlight eyes raking the landscape
Devin is sitting next to a grave-his grave-and sobbing.
Chase is trying to eat something.
as the ship passes, a few crewmates silently watch him, before being put back to work by scurvy dave
you see a... creature, massive beyond all words standing at the top of a hill, scanning for something with searchlight eyes
“You’re overworking them.” He says quietly.
“What are you looking for?”
"they don't get tired! none of us do! we've been dead 200 years. no bodies left"
as you speak, it snaps its spotlight eyes on you, illuminating everything around you in an otherworldly glow
“Maybe they want to do something more fun than just sail around.”
“I’m already dead. You can’t kill me.”
"it has been a while since we had some decent piracy. we haven't held up a port since.... that city. there were too many other ghosts there too"
it speaks(?) in a language(?), and suddenly, you're not there. you're drowning, inches from the surface, crushed by the pressure, so dark, so cold
“Nobody can see you. You can’t hurt anyone. We’re ghosts… all of us.” He slumps.
“No!”
"oh, I doubt that. there's at least one thing here that's not a ghost"
it stops speaking(?), its eyes still fixed on you
“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
"second best reason of all. revenge"
it resumes looking for something
“So you’re a pirate with a backstory. This is even more interesting than the DAO.”
“Hmmmmm.”
"what, did you think I became a pirate for no reason? everybody here has a reason!"
some of the creature's pitch black tentacles are reaching across the landscape
*I made a hero forge of dave and the monster if you want to see it*
“But why are you attacking innocents?”
“You’re looking for someone.” He realizes.
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
"you want to know how I lost this hand?"
you blink, and its gone. looking around, you see it a few hundred feet away, still scanning
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
"you want to know how I lost this hand?"
you blink, and its gone. looking around, you see it a few hundred feet away, still scanning
“Shot?” He guesses. “Eaten?”
“It can teleport!”
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"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
"you want to know how I lost this hand?"
you blink, and its gone. looking around, you see it a few hundred feet away, still scanning
“Shot?” He guesses. “Eaten?”
“It can teleport!”
"bitten off by a man named Richard Nixon"
its tentacles are speading out from where it is now, moving like roots, of a monolithic tree
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
"you want to know how I lost this hand?"
you blink, and its gone. looking around, you see it a few hundred feet away, still scanning
“Shot?” He guesses. “Eaten?”
“It can teleport!”
"bitten off by a man named Richard Nixon"
its tentacles are speading out from where it is now, moving like roots, of a monolithic tree
“Wasn’t he a president?”
“Hey! Stop!” Chase calls.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
"you want to know how I lost this hand?"
you blink, and its gone. looking around, you see it a few hundred feet away, still scanning
“Shot?” He guesses. “Eaten?”
“It can teleport!”
"bitten off by a man named Richard Nixon"
its tentacles are speading out from where it is now, moving like roots, of a monolithic tree
“Wasn’t he a president?”
“Hey! Stop!” Chase calls.
"how should I know?"
it turns to look at you
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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“You can’t hurt anything.”
“I-I can’t understand you. Please stop speaking.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"cant I? I'll reckon I can bring the chill of the grave to at least one thing here"
it continues standing there, on the hill, its eyes boring right through you
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Why do you want to do that?”
He shakes his head. “No.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"second best reason of all. revenge"
it resumes looking for something
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“So you’re a pirate with a backstory. This is even more interesting than the DAO.”
“Hmmmmm.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"what, did you think I became a pirate for no reason? everybody here has a reason!"
some of the creature's pitch black tentacles are reaching across the landscape
*I made a hero forge of dave and the monster if you want to see it*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“But why are you attacking innocents?”
“You’re looking for someone.” He realizes.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"the thing I know I can hurt is no innocent, belive you me"
its tentacles continue stretching, squirming across the land, as its eyes scan the horizon
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Then why do you want to attack a port?”
“Can you understand me?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"that's just the job description. we became pirates in life, still pirates 200 years after we died"
it focuses its eyes on you again
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Seems kind of evil.”
“Nod if yes. Shake your head if-oh. You can’t if you can’t understand me.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"and what did you do that was so great?"
it continues looking at you, silent, inscutable, almost.. eldrich
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“When I died, I was working on a project. Y’know I’ve talked about the DAO. That’s where I used to live. But they imprisoned me there, wouldn’t let me leave. It was because I was an anomaly, someone with strange powers, that couldn’t be safe in the real world. There was an organization after us. I forget their name. I guess that’s what happens after you die-you sort of forget names. Well, I wanted to make a DAO where people could be happy AND safe, and they could leave if they wanted. So me, Rex, Adrian, and Zane left. Those are some of my friends. We began working on a new DAO, and managed to hire some builders. Eventually, the organization after us found us. They wanted us dead. I got shot five times. The rest managed to escape. And they did it. Due to my sacrifice, they were able to make a DAO where everyone could be safe. Got shot twice in the chest, once in the leg, once in the arm, and once in the head. Bet you can’t claim that.” *This never happened in the DAO thread, but Devin had plans to do this. All the characters mentioned are my characters, so I’m not forcing a future on any other characters.*
“You can’t understand me.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"lets see.... sword wound to the chest, missing a hand, shot three times, once in the leg, twice in the chest, and pistol whipped to the head"
it makes a sound, not unlike that of a whale. not a language, per se, but something.... similar
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I got shot in the leg before that. So shot in the leg twice.” *This is canon. He did actually get shot.*
”Yeah, this language doesn’t hurt. Thanks buddy. What can I call you?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"you want to know how I lost this hand?"
you blink, and its gone. looking around, you see it a few hundred feet away, still scanning
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Shot?” He guesses. “Eaten?”
“It can teleport!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"bitten off by a man named Richard Nixon"
its tentacles are speading out from where it is now, moving like roots, of a monolithic tree
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Wasn’t he a president?”
“Hey! Stop!” Chase calls.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"how should I know?"
it turns to look at you
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!