The tiger purrs happily. When he arrives at the place, he sees a large tiger flanked by some tabaxi and smaller tigers (yes I’m going full tiger themed here.) The larger tiger, presumably Aletto, growls as he sees the being. “Are you an intruder or a receiver of my letter?”
They appear in a flash of light, sparks fizzling to the ground like electricity. The wizard smiles, unbothered, holding up the letter with two fingers. “A friend, I believe. I’m afraid that I’m rather new to this place.”
“As am I. I am Aletto.” He bows his head. “And who would you be?”
“My name is Ynera.” They bow slightly, hand over their chest. “I hear you have had troubles of a familial sort?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The tiger purrs happily. When he arrives at the place, he sees a large tiger flanked by some tabaxi and smaller tigers (yes I’m going full tiger themed here.) The larger tiger, presumably Aletto, growls as he sees the being. “Are you an intruder or a receiver of my letter?”
They appear in a flash of light, sparks fizzling to the ground like electricity. The wizard smiles, unbothered, holding up the letter with two fingers. “A friend, I believe. I’m afraid that I’m rather new to this place.”
“As am I. I am Aletto.” He bows his head. “And who would you be?”
“My name is Ynera.” They bow slightly, hand over their chest. “I hear you have had troubles of a familial sort?”
“Always family. And Tiefling troubles.”
*gotta head out, will be back later tonight.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
The tiger purrs happily. When he arrives at the place, he sees a large tiger flanked by some tabaxi and smaller tigers (yes I’m going full tiger themed here.) The larger tiger, presumably Aletto, growls as he sees the being. “Are you an intruder or a receiver of my letter?”
They appear in a flash of light, sparks fizzling to the ground like electricity. The wizard smiles, unbothered, holding up the letter with two fingers. “A friend, I believe. I’m afraid that I’m rather new to this place.”
“As am I. I am Aletto.” He bows his head. “And who would you be?”
“My name is Ynera.” They bow slightly, hand over their chest. “I hear you have had troubles of a familial sort?”
“Always family. And Tiefling troubles.”
*gotta head out, will be back later tonight.*
*bye!*
Ynera tilts their head a bit. “Tiefling troubles? Singular, or several devilspawn?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*OH GODS YOU REALLY DID GO ALL INTO CHARACTER CREATION.*
*i have four threads made under my profile dedicated to minmaxing character sheets and fighting people it’s my life’s work 💔*
*Link them I love minimizing*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
The hallway bekons onwards, dark, air moving though it as if the House itself was breathing...
"I guess we continue on..." Izaak walks forward, his blade at the ready.
As they walk down the halls, they begin to hear an ethereal whisper... the shadows begin to move... and more specifically, 72 of them rise up from the floor.
"oh, (gp)"
initiative: 7
*I'm gonna treat all the shadow's as having the same initiative.*
7
*wait, we tied. what should we do?*
*Shadow's DEX mod is 2. What's his dex mod?*
*Oh, that was including his initiative modifier*
*?*
*I already added his dex to that roll*
*Nevermind. LEt's just say he goes first.*
*Ok*
Izaak rushes towards the shadows, sword at the ready. (Each one is against a different shadow)
To hit: 11 damage: 9 slashing plus 12 fire plus 8 necrotic damage
To hit: 23 damage: 11 slashing plus 6 fire plus 12 necrotic damage
To hit: 20 damage: 9 slashing plus 7 fire plus 11 necrotic damage
Each wight makes two sword attacks against a shadow
Wight 1
To hit: 10 damage: 10 slashing plus 6 necrotic damage
To hit: 21 damage: 6 slashing plus 4 necrotic damage
Wight 2
To hit: 8 damage: 5 slashing plus 4 necrotic damage
To hit: 7 damage: 3 slashing plus 1 necrotic damage
Three shadows die. (I ain't gonna do the HP math, if it hits, they die for all I care.)
The 69 remaining shadows amass into one giant abomination, a dark mass of writhing arms and heads. (I don't wanna deal with all these numbers. They're all one creature.)
It will attack Izaack.
13 If it hits, it deals no damage as he is immune to necrotic damage, but h looses 176 str. If his str goes below 0, he dies.
*So if it hits, it's an instakill. Jeez you're evil*
Izaak dodges the stream of shadows, then steps back. He commands his wights to attack, spreading out their strikes.
*Also they have advantage because of marshall undead, I forgot*
Wight 1
To hit: 79damage: 3 slashing plus 4 necrotic damage
To hit: 2421damage: 6 slashing plus 5 necrotic damage
Wight 2
To hit: 1514 damage: 10 slashing plus 5 necrotic damage
To hit: 76 damage: 5 slashing plus 7 necrotic damage
Additionally, Izaak raises his arms. The purple fire in his eyes flare up, and he launches the fire towards the shadows. DC 15 dex saving throw, or 4 of them take 19 fire plus 24 necrotic damage.
*Yeah, I am. It would've been so much worse if they were individual, though!*
The shadow hisses in pain, but before it can attack further, someone flies in with a blur, lights blazing around her.
"BACK! BACK, FOWL CREATURES! I, LADY OF THE HOUSE OF NIGHT, COMMADN YOU!"
The Shadow growls, focussing on Mistra.
"... Run."
"...well this is quite the warm welcome."
Izaak retreats a few steps, but stays within fire-blasting distance.
She continues to wave the creature back with the lights.
"I said RUN! ARe you stupid?! This creature is too powerful! RUN!"
"...fine. You look like you know what you're doing."
Izaak runs out to the door, steps out, looks up, and immediately re-enters the house.
"Are you aware of the 30 foot tall cyclops in front of your house?"
*Celest is MASSIVE*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*OH GODS YOU REALLY DID GO ALL INTO CHARACTER CREATION.*
*i have four threads made under my profile dedicated to minmaxing character sheets and fighting people it’s my life’s work 💔*
*Link them I love minimizing*
*Minmaxing. Sorry, autocorrect.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
The hallway bekons onwards, dark, air moving though it as if the House itself was breathing...
"I guess we continue on..." Izaak walks forward, his blade at the ready.
As they walk down the halls, they begin to hear an ethereal whisper... the shadows begin to move... and more specifically, 72 of them rise up from the floor.
"oh, (gp)"
initiative: 7
*I'm gonna treat all the shadow's as having the same initiative.*
7
*wait, we tied. what should we do?*
*Shadow's DEX mod is 2. What's his dex mod?*
*Oh, that was including his initiative modifier*
*?*
*I already added his dex to that roll*
*Nevermind. LEt's just say he goes first.*
*Ok*
Izaak rushes towards the shadows, sword at the ready. (Each one is against a different shadow)
To hit: 11 damage: 9 slashing plus 12 fire plus 8 necrotic damage
To hit: 23 damage: 11 slashing plus 6 fire plus 12 necrotic damage
To hit: 20 damage: 9 slashing plus 7 fire plus 11 necrotic damage
Each wight makes two sword attacks against a shadow
Wight 1
To hit: 10 damage: 10 slashing plus 6 necrotic damage
To hit: 21 damage: 6 slashing plus 4 necrotic damage
Wight 2
To hit: 8 damage: 5 slashing plus 4 necrotic damage
To hit: 7 damage: 3 slashing plus 1 necrotic damage
Three shadows die. (I ain't gonna do the HP math, if it hits, they die for all I care.)
The 69 remaining shadows amass into one giant abomination, a dark mass of writhing arms and heads. (I don't wanna deal with all these numbers. They're all one creature.)
It will attack Izaack.
13 If it hits, it deals no damage as he is immune to necrotic damage, but h looses 176 str. If his str goes below 0, he dies.
*So if it hits, it's an instakill. Jeez you're evil*
Izaak dodges the stream of shadows, then steps back. He commands his wights to attack, spreading out their strikes.
*Also they have advantage because of marshall undead, I forgot*
Wight 1
To hit: 79damage: 3 slashing plus 4 necrotic damage
To hit: 2421damage: 6 slashing plus 5 necrotic damage
Wight 2
To hit: 1514 damage: 10 slashing plus 5 necrotic damage
To hit: 76 damage: 5 slashing plus 7 necrotic damage
Additionally, Izaak raises his arms. The purple fire in his eyes flare up, and he launches the fire towards the shadows. DC 15 dex saving throw, or 4 of them take 19 fire plus 24 necrotic damage.
*Yeah, I am. It would've been so much worse if they were individual, though!*
The shadow hisses in pain, but before it can attack further, someone flies in with a blur, lights blazing around her.
"BACK! BACK, FOWL CREATURES! I, LADY OF THE HOUSE OF NIGHT, COMMADN YOU!"
The Shadow growls, focussing on Mistra.
"... Run."
"...well this is quite the warm welcome."
Izaak retreats a few steps, but stays within fire-blasting distance.
She continues to wave the creature back with the lights.
"I said RUN! ARe you stupid?! This creature is too powerful! RUN!"
"...fine. You look like you know what you're doing."
Izaak runs out to the door, steps out, looks up, and immediately re-enters the house.
"Are you aware of the 30 foot tall cyclops in front of your house?"
*Celest is MASSIVE*
"What? What do you mean- Just get out of the House! NOW!"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
*Enter his fortress, you say... HMMMM...*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
*Enter his fortress, you say... HMMMM...*
*Oh dear God what have I done?*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
*Enter his fortress, you say... HMMMM...*
*Oh dear God what have I done?*
*On a completely unrelated note, is the wish spell allowed if it's just replicating another spell?*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
*Enter his fortress, you say... HMMMM...*
*Oh dear God what have I done?*
*On a completely unrelated note, is the wish spell allowed if it's just replicating another spell?*
*Yes, and for other purposes to, but I have veto power for one that's too strong, though that's rare.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
*Enter his fortress, you say... HMMMM...*
*Oh dear God what have I done?*
*On a completely unrelated note, is the wish spell allowed if it's just replicating another spell?*
*Yes, and for other purposes to, but I have veto power for one that's too strong, though that's rare.*
*Alright good.*
A Tiefling is creeping up towards the fortress.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
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“My name is Ynera.” They bow slightly, hand over their chest. “I hear you have had troubles of a familial sort?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Always family. And Tiefling troubles.”
*gotta head out, will be back later tonight.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*bye!*
Ynera tilts their head a bit. “Tiefling troubles? Singular, or several devilspawn?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hello darlings!*
*I have found the big bad for my next dungeon: the sigil dragon.*
*the preferred monster would have been an arch-hag, but that is much above the CR limit. They’d be a nightmare to fight.*
*so I’m improvising*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ooooooooh.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Hello!*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Link them I love minimizing*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"...fine. You look like you know what you're doing."
Izaak runs out to the door, steps out, looks up, and immediately re-enters the house.
"Are you aware of the 30 foot tall cyclops in front of your house?"
*Celest is MASSIVE*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Minmaxing. Sorry, autocorrect.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"What? What do you mean- Just get out of the House! NOW!"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*cut with Gonz*
"Okay, but I may be redead once you're done."
He exits the house and looks up at Celest.
"Umm... Hi?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"I- Nevermind!"
She rushes out the house, slamming the door.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*And now we wait for binklehimer*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Yep... WAnna RP with another of my characters in the meantimr?*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*I would, but my only character is at the house, and all of his minions would be awaiting his return, so unless a character would try to enter the fortress, my minions probably wouldn't interact*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Enter his fortress, you say... HMMMM...*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Oh dear God what have I done?*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*On a completely unrelated note, is the wish spell allowed if it's just replicating another spell?*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Yes, and for other purposes to, but I have veto power for one that's too strong, though that's rare.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Alright good.*
A Tiefling is creeping up towards the fortress.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.