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"You need to give a warlock power and a being more powerful than them."

 “Huh. Like what?” 

 "me"

 “Ah.” He starts laughing. “Ahhhhh my soldiers brought me a madman.”

 *please roll inti*

*inti roll 38*

 Init: can’t possibly beat that. 

 Earfw rips the tent out of his view and casts meteor swarm slamming four meteors into the mountaintops and rolls intimidation 36

 *This guy is CR 9…* He screams. “Fine! Fine!” 

 "Thank you."

*If you're wondering about the Hettie-touched feat I'll give it to you if you want it.*

 *Sure! So is Hettie like this guy’s patron? Since Lysander got teleported from here to TSF, I figure there’s some sort of crossover.* 

“What do you want you freak?” 

 *wroug Hettie *

"YOU TO STOP INSULTING ME!"

He casts chromatic orb at level 3 (auto hits), take 31 fire damage

 *Ohhhhh.* 

“Demon!” He screams. 

 Earfw walks to Josh and punches him 5 times 

Attack: 42 Damage: 28

Attack: 37 Damage: 28

Attack: 52 Damage: 29

Attack: 53 Damage: 33

Attack: 41 Damage: 27

 He groans. “How…”

"I am a god."

He growls. “No. You are a demon.

 "I am a god."

i quicken spell conjure minor elementals at 9 level 

and punches him 5 more times 

Attack: 42 Damage: 118

Attack: 39 Damage: 69

Attack: 41 Damage: 74

 

Attack: 39 Damage: 80

Attack: 42 Damage: 79

and legendary action punches him again

Attack: 39 Damage: 89

Attack: 44 Damage: 78

Attack: 39 Damage: 70

Attack: 34 Damage: 83

Attack: 42 Damage: 70

 Edit: if that would kill him, he knocks him unconscious

 He go dead

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*Bring the army in, please?*

 *I can’t keep track of 200 soldiers…*

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*Bring the army in, please?*

 *I can’t keep track of 200 soldiers…*

 *you can not one of can hit my AC (43) exsept crits

 *Ohhhhhhh, so just roll damage.* 

The soldiers swarm in. 

*minmaxer :D*

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*minmaxer :D*

 *Not a minmaxer, did you read Hettie-touched?*

 *Dw I like minmaxers, can’t really do anything…*

*Sorry. Idk what to roll, I don’t have stat blocks for these guys.*

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Knight

 *Crit Damage:* 

28 

22 

27 

27 

21 

21

25

22

19

28 

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I cast Fireball 3 times, 108 get hit empowered spell

62

61

65

 

 *Wait I don’t think you can take the spellcasting action more than once per turn.*